Deadline for taxes is coming up and i have 1 day to decide wether to file taxes or not.. Am i the only one with this dilema here?

In Australia we don't file taxes for the pokers, add in beaches and babes and it's a pretty nice place

um, i dont think you can file in under 24h but im no expert

You sure can. www.turbotax.com.

Nope. I knew I would have to file for an extension. I am always super lazy about taxes. It only needs to be postmarked by the 15th. There's usually a horde of people outside the main post office in manhattan around midnight of the 15th (they are open 24 hrs). I vaguely remember them giving away food + beverages outside, but this was a long time ago.

Damn you Sparky! :-P. Australia's on the short list of countries we'd like to retire to eventually. Personally, I think it's because the wife wants to stalk Russell Crowe. I'm sure Aussie women are hot, but tbh, I can't think of any other than Elle MacPherson and Nicole Kidman. My age is showing yet again.

I could prob find better than these but i'm tired and going to bed

wtf? I can handle the FTP software so much better than PS...

in before they remove the topless pic that sparky put up. vn imo and thanks for the lunchtime boobs.

i start deep tables.

coachtooz sits directly to my left.

stupid fn dbag

irrelevant cause hes so bad

i played him HU one time a few months ago and he literally folded > 90% of his hands

agreed, but it's the principle.

I think the "GTFO" girl is cuter than either of those two. :-) Is it me, or is the second one kind of creepy looking? Nice boobs tho. :-)

pics of gtfo girl?

and yeah I agree that girl two is making a weird face. But the important part of the pic is that those are real, and spectacular.

+ alot.

just wanted to give you all heads up because tomorrow the crack is back

yeah not her best photo dodgy makeup IMO her names Lara Bingle google her up she is pretty tidy, and a fair representation of what u see at the beach on a good day.

Sidebets on how long it takes for the nipples to get removed and me to get a warning PM?

Invisible was mildly berating me tonight...lol. Always find it funny when people who make all or at least some of their income from poker insult those they consider to be fish. Whether I am a fish or not can certainly be debated, but if he truly thinks I'm a fish, then why go out of his way to be unpleasant? On the contrary, be nice, be friendly, buy me a virtual drink. Makes no sense. Coach is another one who loves to impress us all with his mastery of the game. Dude(s), just stfu when you find a fish and reload.

how? only solution I can think of is to start tiling but i like minimizing neck/eye movement.

tile ftw

i tile 12 tables on FT, i find stacking them suks but that might just be me
I def prefer FT software to almost any other site tho, Stars software tilts me so hard I can't even play there

I tile 16 tables, but usually only play 10-12. i like seeing what happens on hands. I don't like the Stars software either. the hiding cards on all-ins just tilts me.

As long as no one says anything about the nipples, I think we could be okay.

Don't you only play like 2 hours a day? :-)

you can make your own layouts on FTP so I made a 16 table cascade that works very well for me.

dunno why but i enjoyed this hand way too much
Dr.eldoradon if you lurk here which i am sure u do, u suk and i hope u go on life tilt lose your roll and then walk infront of a bus


Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (CO): $495.65
BTN: $53.45
SB: $535.35
BB: $259.50
UTG: $439.35
UTG+1: $384.00
UTG+2: $400.00
MP1: $427.30
MP2: $503.60

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is CO with 5 5
4 folds, MP2 raises to $11.55, Hero raises to $44, 3 folds, MP2 raises to $144, Hero raises to $495.65 all in, MP2 calls $351.65

Flop: ($997.30) 6 2 T

Turn: ($997.30) 5

River: ($997.30) 9

Final Pot: $997.30
Hero shows 5 5 (three of a kind, Fives)
MP2 shows A K (Ace King high)
Hero wins $994.30
(Rake: $3.00)