I'm going to bed soon, so I might as well throw the turn action and river card out there before I go.
Turn: 8
3
2
2
, pot $325.
V1 leads again for $150, V2 folds, Hero takes about 10 sec again and... calls.
In the moment, I thought a turn raise looked too strong, and I thought V1 would fold pretty much everything. Thinking back on it now, I think raising is better than calling, because V1's range is capped and it's the best chance for me to get stacks in. I don't think calling is super terrible, and it's probably better against an opponent who will auto-barrel missed rivers (especially if he's going to barrel big). In a relative vacuum though, raising turn gives V1 more of a chance to make a mistake, so it's good in a fundamental-theorem-of-poker way, IMO.
River: 8
3
2
2
T
, pot $625.
LOL. Remember what I said about the turn card being the 2nd best card in the deck?
V1 takes slightly longer on the river (like 5-6 sec instead of 2-3 sec), and leads a third time for $200. We have ~$950 behind. Does anyone like any raise other than all-in? Fwiw, I do not think V1 is capable of hero-calling an all-in with anything less than a boat himself; he's more likely to just accept that I have what I rep (88/TT), even though it's super super narrow. He may even be capable of laying down 33 (what a gross spot that would be, in his shoes).
I really kinda wish I didn't just flat, flat, bink, in this hand. I feel like there was a lot of potential for interesting/tricky spots with every street, depending on what cards rolled off on turn and river. Instead, I just got lucky to get almost the best runout possible, while taking the safest action on every street. I do think the bet-sizing question on the river is non-trivial, but I'm sure most of you will laugh at me for thinking that.