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07-27-2009 , 10:31 PM
NW is a jerk
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07-28-2009 , 12:05 PM
anyone play 25 nl on absolute?
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07-28-2009 , 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by jefffffffffffff2
anyone play 25 nl on absolute?
about 2000 people
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07-28-2009 , 03:03 PM
^^^Don't mind him.

But this is a limit forum, so not many of us play 25nl.
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07-30-2009 , 02:57 AM
HEISENB3RG: ILL ****ING MURDER YOU
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HEISENB3RG: look me up on tableratings
HEISENB3RG: look all you idiots up
THEHUNGRYDOG: relaod if u are so rich
HEISENB3RG: no way
HEISENB3RG: tilting way too hard
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07-30-2009 , 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
I never pictured Heisenb3rg as a chat berater.
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HEISENB3RG: ILL ****ING MURDER YOU
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HEISENB3RG: look me up on tableratings
HEISENB3RG: look all you idiots up
THEHUNGRYDOG: relaod if u are so rich
HEISENB3RG: no way
HEISENB3RG: tilting way too hard
Told you :P Its the best when Heisenberg goes off on you
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07-30-2009 , 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
Told you :P Its the best when Heisenberg goes off on you
The prospect of being berated by HEISENB3RG makes me want to get out of the kiddy pool.
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07-30-2009 , 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Xhad
wait, why would affiliates be demanding we get lower MGR? am I missing something or is this Cereus just trying to pretend this isn't just a price hike like when they gimped the UB bonus rates?
It's because they totally ****ed up the 50% deduction, like they do with pretty much everything, and now they're trying to pin it on the affiliates. Instead of deducting the 50% from the MGR, they were deducting it directly from the affiliate's commissions, which works out worse than a 100% deduction from MGR. Everyone was up in arms, a bunch of affiliates emailed Cereus, and this was their solution. Now they're deducting 100%, but they're doing it like every other major network now and deducting it from the MGR.

Just another day at the office for Cereus.

And no, I'm not an affiliate.
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07-30-2009 , 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
The prospect of being berated by HEISENB3RG makes me want to get out of the kiddy pool.
i love when hei3enberg goes nuts in chat. he says everything i want to say but hold in when Im tilting.
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07-30-2009 , 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett
It's because they totally ****ed up the 50% deduction, like they do with pretty much everything, and now they're trying to pin it on the affiliates. Instead of deducting the 50% from the MGR, they were deducting it directly from the affiliate's commissions, which works out worse than a 100% deduction from MGR. Everyone was up in arms, a bunch of affiliates emailed Cereus, and this was their solution. Now they're deducting 100%, but they're doing it like every other major network now and deducting it from the MGR.

Just another day at the office for Cereus.

And no, I'm not an affiliate.
lol, that sounds about right

Hello, Pokerstars...
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07-30-2009 , 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by V4P
NW is a jerk
Negative.

I NW
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07-31-2009 , 01:41 AM
snowball*(10:12:33*PM): lol did u see the heisenberg tiltchat in LC?
maka*(10:12:39*PM): lol yea
snowball*(10:13:02*PM): he's like the nicest guy IRL
maka*(10:13:18*PM): Ive never met him but I've heard he tilts hard online though
snowball*(10:29:24*PM): yeah but his A game is so good
snowball*(10:29:31*PM): must suck
snowball*(10:29:37*PM): to have an awesome a game
snowball*(10:29:41*PM): and lose it
snowball*(10:29:51*PM): my a game isn't that amazing
snowball*(10:29:53*PM): i think
maka*(10:30:03*PM): well yea Im sure hes real good
snowball*(10:30:04*PM): but then again, I don't play a ton of A game
maka*(10:30:10*PM): he just says himself he tilts a ton
snowball*(10:30:13*PM): been working on it
snowball*(10:30:21*PM): i think the more A game i play, the more i can practice at it
snowball*(10:30:27*PM): and get better still
snowball*(10:30:52*PM): like texzonasonny has been working on his F game a lot
snowball*(10:31:04*PM): and his F game now is top notch
snowball*(10:31:12*PM): definitely better than my F game
maka*(10:31:29*PM): LOL
snowball*(10:33:53*PM): i'm posting that in LC if u dont object
snowball*(10:34:03*PM): willchange your sn if u want
maka*(10:34:39*PM): yea lol change my SN if you dont mind
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07-31-2009 , 02:08 AM
You forgot to change his SN
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07-31-2009 , 03:38 AM
well it's not maka so I didn't forget
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07-31-2009 , 03:38 AM
Oh, ha, poor maka, people will think it is him.
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07-31-2009 , 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Palomino
Oh, ha, poor maka, people will think it is him.

wow, you can't be this blond, right?
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07-31-2009 , 12:43 PM
Heh, either way it goes I'm staying neutral in it. Why out him?
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07-31-2009 , 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Palomino
Oh, ha, poor maka, people will think it is him.
Can I have some of your sleeping pills?
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07-31-2009 , 05:17 PM
lol, those things really mess someone up...i'm almost out though, hope they'll give me a refill.
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07-31-2009 , 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
HEISENB3RG: ILL ****ING MURDER YOU
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HEISENB3RG: look me up on tableratings
HEISENB3RG: look all you idiots up
THEHUNGRYDOG: relaod if u are so rich
HEISENB3RG: no way
HEISENB3RG: tilting way too hard
Oh man, Im STILL on tilt from that 4 handed 50/100 game... I don't understand how people can make money at limit holdem and still be as ******ed as those AP regs were.

For some reason I take it as a personal insult when I get 3-bet by a player who's trying to win, with 35s, K6s and A2o against my button opening range.

Despite me openening relativly tight, 4-betting them with a wide/balanced range, almost never folding a hand with showdown value AND a few semi-bluff raises postflop...
Just hurts my head...

If you were sweating that game trying to learn something, forget it. Anything that took place in that game, is so far from a good limit holdem strategy that trying to mimic it will probabily make you a signficant loser.
Including my subsequent blow up, after dropping like 10 pots in a row with top pair.
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07-31-2009 , 06:13 PM
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The prospect of being berated by HEISENB3RG makes me want to get out of the kiddy pool.
+1

I never thought God could make so wrathful a Canadian.
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08-02-2009 , 11:19 PM
Just out of curiousity is this Rambam dude somehow related to the Hip? He copied the avatar and it was just weird because I thought it was him for awhile before I looked at the SN.
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08-03-2009 , 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by maka2184
Just out of curiousity is this Rambam dude somehow related to the Hip? He copied the avatar and it was just weird because I thought it was him for awhile before I looked at the SN.

jesse pointed it out to me, i thought it was funny


a few things.


1. I'm not noles, so when I make a new SN, I pick a different picture

2. without ever playing against the guy, i'm just guessing it's mountainbiker
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08-03-2009 , 01:41 AM
This is why I use an animated avatar.

Last edited by DrVanNostrin; 08-03-2009 at 01:41 AM. Reason: not really
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08-03-2009 , 02:01 AM
how do all you *******s change your screennames?

also this new trend of filling up the 9way tables is about the lamest thing i can think of. i know, lets play 3 hands an hour with 7 tags and 1 semifish.
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