Didn't realize we had everyone itt smoked. We'll have to have a different kind of session at the next Vegas meet up. Which I intend of being part of. And hey, maybe Phelps will take a break from 25/50 NL and join us.

like if someone took a picture of him jerking off in his bed, would he apologize for that?


also, he won 100 medals in a sport no one cares about like 100 months ago, who tf cares

I think people should be more impressed with his accomplishments now. Doesn't marijuana impair performance?

Although now I'm less impressed by his 12,000 calories a day diet.

It looks like this is the second time you've mentioned this, so I'm assuming that you're looking for some attention and to have someone ask you what you're doing on your sweet vacation. So what's up?

5 weeks seems like a long time to be taking off considering that you're a breakeven 5/10 player. You're missing out on like $1400 of expected income!

This thread has some funny images imo.

holy post deletion

Some people don't like gushing faucets. Go figure.

I seriously cringed when I read that

You're not alone. Even God cringed.

lololol so awesome

lol cosmic Jewish Zombie

it always creeped me out when people fantasize about getting it on in their parents bed. sick

Wasn't a fantasy. My room was a disaster and really smelly. My parents were out of town. I had no choice in the matter. (I do have a lot of creepy fantasies though)

And to answer Nole's deleted post: It goes without saying that the most important moral is to not get caught, but when you try to wash the comforter and the blood doesn't come out you're pretty much screwed right there. So what do you do? You flip the comforter over and hope your parents don't discover the blood stains underneath for at least a few days (might as well delay the inevitable ****storm). The fact that my mom discovered the blood stains the same day she committed a federal offense by opening my snail mail and reading a very revealing love letter from my gf was just bad luck. Nosy moms ftw right Nina.

ILP you are a very sick guy. Good job on flipping the conforter though. I miss WAPH less each day.

WAPH should make a new accont, imo. Sadly that doesn't seem like his style.

Seriously, I thought he'd be back by now. Does he really have better things to do than chat on the internets?

Wife was sick....he is left caring for the kids on his own.

Shes doing better though.

Man that sounds kinda serious. Hope she has something where a full recovery is possible.

Pretty sure thats the case.

Hope he doesnt mind me posting that...but some extra good thoughts in their direction cant hurt.

He used to be on AIM 24/7, but I haven't seen him in ages. I think he said that he still follows the thread as a lurker, but who knows...

Hope all is well, love you Daddy!

He also said he's been having problems with AIM at work, and since he spends a ton of time at work he's not on it often. I miss him too.

He actually told me that he uses the "work" excuse as a cover-up for those on his block list...Sorry Pal

prob true

What a perfect avatar for Match.com!

haha. Rockin the taco bell hat!