I was thinking about it this weekend, but I couldn't fully dedicate the weekend to poker (bachelor's party, meh), and I was running on 7 hours of sleep in two days. Figured I'd rather shot take after a good night sleep

USA. USA. USA

m.youtube.com/watch?v=aqDu47GbQWk

So the wife and I, along with stepson, are going to Chicago on Wednesday. She has plans to do some college stuff with her son on Thursday so I said I would like to go to the casino and re-test my noob skills at the craps table.

She's like, "Nooooo, you said you'd come with us."

But I'm like, "Why would I have said that knowing there's a casino about 25 minutes away?"

"You were drinking The Scooter when you told me."

FML

We're so good at soccer.

Yeah we showed that third world African nation what was what

538 gives the USA a 63% chance of advancing now. That might be understated since Portugal's defense should be lol on Sunday and CR is definitely not in form (not his fault but still).

Ship it.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Oh I do hate da game

Yeah, since when is both not an option?

Always a good reason.

My father in law has successfully brainwashed my kids into calling soccer football.

That is Un-American.

At least my kids still wear their

Spoilered for Jesse's sensitive eyes



Jerseys.

FYP

FYP

How many titles does brady have in the last decade? Playing in the lol softest divisional decade in perhaps history?

He's still a pos

I never let my kids walk around Oakland with any Patriots gear.

For their safety.

The AFC East is weak BECAUSE the Patriots are winning. It's like looking at a 4-handed poker game with Deathdonkey and saying, oh that game must be soft because his opponents are collectively -5 BB/hr losers.

Also Brady is probably a POS. I stopped paying attention a while back when it became clear he was on the express train to Posville.

Why is it that everyone remembers the Pats like they were "The Greatest Show on Turf" era Kurt Warner teams? Tom Brady, GOAT by carrying team on back? Didn't those teams have an amazing defense? Later they did just have a dominant offense, but that was after winning super bowls came to a halt.

2001 Pats were 9-7 with a +99 differential, 7th in league. Same O and D (6 vs 6)
2003 Pats were 14-2 with +110 differential, 6th in league, Much Better on D than O (1 vs 12)
2004 Pats were 14-2 with +177 differential, 1st in league, Better on D than O (2 vs 4)

So, top two defense with very good offense wins Super Bowl. All Tom. His best years were 2007, 2010, and 2011. In the Superbowl (pre QBR era) ratings of 85.7, 92.6, and 92.3. Let's say 10 points lower than a healthy Kurt Warner on good Rams teams.

Can we all stop talking about football and start talking about soccer again?

****ing Americans.

The Rapids next game isn't until the 28th. Then a July 4 tilt with Columbus. Why get all excited about a game 11 days off? Nothing is happening in kickball right now.

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Also, is Mason watching Dutch Boyd in the $1.5K FT? You thought 2+2 would have zero chance of collecting on the judgement, suddenly they can. Is this a Chino spot where you and your lawyer meet him at the cage at the Rio?

What are you talking about. There was a 0-0 tie today between Mexico and Brazil. Riveting stuff.

I don't know anyone from Mexico or Brazil. Also, World Championship of Kickball is just German coronation, right? Everyone thinks Brazil, but who beats the Germans?

These ****ing colors don't run. MURRCAH!

So after running like complete dog**** at the B the other day, I decided to screw around and boost the ego at the Orleans yesterday.

Oh my goodness that game is ridicluous.

capped pf 5-7 ways. capped flop. looked up by bottom pair. kingmaker pots all day.

Brag: crushed for many bbs.

beat: 4/8

Beatable 4 game IMO