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Originally Posted by Conz
if anyone is watching "The Chair" on Starz, both movies are up on demand, and both movies are bad... really bad.
You knew Shane's was gonna be a disaster b/c the dude isn't funny and his comedy is so forced and offensive you'll pine for crappy STV National Lampoon movies, but I think the worst part personally is that people are gonna look at that and praise Anna's movie - which is one of the most boring pieces of crap I've watched in years. No entertainment value whatsoever. The "comedy" is so subtle you'll probably miss it, the 2 main females look like twins so you find youeself wondering who is who the whole time and it's just so damn indy. It's melodramatic, clearly female driven crap, that sometimes talks explicitly about sex out of left field. feels completely tonally wrong. Hated both.
If someone put a gun to my head and forced me to vote, I'd just vote for Shane, b/c at the very least i thought the main actress was decent. I can actually remember some of the garbage in his movie where as I watched "Hollidaysburg" (horrible name despite it being a city) last week and can't recall a damn thing about it. but man, i would never vote for either of these movies.
I watched the entire season of The Chair and it was just ok. Not nearly as interesting as I thought it would be. Anna looked miserable to work with and Shane seemed like a dick who thought he was amazing.
Shane's movie was clearly going to be terrible and Anna's, while probably the "better" film, looked like it would boring as hell. I tried to watch Not Cool today, as I figured there would be a better chance I'd get at least some entertainment out of it, but I couldn't make it through 10 minutes. As soon as I got to the first time we see Shane in drag, I turned it off.
The homeless guy in the train station (the **** eater) was funny as hell, though. I could watch that actor all day. His delivery was perfect.