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07-13-2011 , 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by sokiraJ
Brilliant! Pastafarians have been kept down too long and it's nice to see someone taking a stand.

Keep the faith (and pass the parmesan)...
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07-13-2011 , 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by sokiraJ
That story has already been falsified: Austrian newspaper article (in German)

In essence, Mr Alm's photo hasn't been accepted because his headgear is "religious", it's just that the only requirement for the photo is that your face is fully visible - so basically you can sport any headgear you want. Does anyone know where one could obtain one of those pink swan thingies tom dwan was forced to wear in a wsop event a couple years ago?
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07-14-2011 , 03:59 PM
I can easily disprove the FSM faith. Spaghett is made by humans, who were created by a being made of spaghetti, which is made by humans. That would be a circular causation which defies the laws of logic and therefore is proven false.
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07-14-2011 , 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by PerchJerk
I can easily disprove the FSM faith. Spaghett is made by humans, who were created by a being made of spaghetti, which is made by humans. That would be a circular causation which defies the laws of logic and therefore is proven false.
Foolish unbeliever. Everyone secretly carries the knowledge of the great FSM deep down inside. When the first human "created" our version of spaghetti, it was an echo of all of humanity's innermost heart, formed in His image for all to see and truly know in their minds what their hearts have already told them.

Ramen.
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07-14-2011 , 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by PerchJerk
I can easily disprove the FSM faith. Spaghett is made by humans, who were created by a being made of spaghetti, which is made by humans. That would be a circular causation which defies the laws of logic and therefore is proven false.
Humans didn't invent spaghetti my friend, spaghetti has always existed
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07-14-2011 , 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by PerchJerk
I can easily disprove the FSM faith. Spaghett is made by humans, who were created by a being made of spaghetti, which is made by humans. That would be a circular causation which defies the laws of logic and therefore is proven false.
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Originally Posted by weaselgirl
Foolish unbeliever. Everyone secretly carries the knowledge of the great FSM deep down inside. When the first human "created" our version of spaghetti, it was an echo of all of humanity's innermost heart, formed in His image for all to see and truly know in their minds what their hearts have already told them.

Ramen.
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Originally Posted by Gullanian
Humans didn't invent spaghetti my friend, spaghetti has always existed
Proof that pasta is natural and grown, not made by humans:

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07-15-2011 , 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by PerchJerk
I can easily disprove the FSM faith. Spaghett is made by humans, who were created by a being made of spaghetti, which is made by humans. That would be a circular causation which defies the laws of logic and therefore is proven false.
You non-believers with your "logic" and "science" are so close-minded...you need to open your mind and just have faith. I'll include you in my prayers.

R'amen.
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07-17-2011 , 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by W0X0F
R'amen.
I was an Atheist since I was like 9. And (I'll admit that) I let science and ratio get in my way. Sure, Christians have their "irreducible complexity" bit, but I wouldn't call that sufficient to change my opinion, not at all.

But after the FSM (sauce be upon him) talked to me recently, it came over me (no, this is not some auto-erotic reference to Bolognese sauce!!!).
It was all there, all hidden in plain sight.

I opened a physics book and there it was, starring me in the face.
On page 42 (we know through the studies of the late Noodleian, Adams, that "42" is the answer to the questions concerning life, the universe and everything), right in the middle of it, in bold letters, there it was:

STRING THEORY


Noodles, strings, sauce, ether, etc...

It all makes sense now.
See the signs. Let him in. Repent.
Don't use too much Parmesan!!!


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07-17-2011 , 12:36 PM
Today I was laying in the park looking up at the clouds, and i thought 'wow' that cloud looks a bit like the FSM and as i looked it momentarily took the shape of the FSM and at that point i felt a warm wave of happiness flow through me as i knew the FSM was letting me know he exists.
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07-18-2011 , 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Pooter
Today I was laying in the park looking up at the clouds, and i thought 'wow' that cloud looks a bit like the FSM and as i looked it momentarily took the shape of the FSM and at that point i felt a warm wave of happiness flow through me as i knew the FSM was letting me know he exists.
It could have been Cthulhu checking out the deliciousness of your soul.
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07-18-2011 , 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by PerchJerk
I can easily disprove the FSM faith. Spaghett is made by humans, who were created by a being made of spaghetti, which is made by humans. That would be a circular causation which defies the laws of logic and therefore is proven false.
We are the only religion that defies the laws of logic, common sense, and reason, which is why we are the one true religion. You must have faith!
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08-30-2011 , 07:53 PM
This needs a bump.

So many threads in this forum and they all devolve into the same exasperating exchanges: rational discourse on the one side vs. circular arguments backed up by "faith" on the other.

I have faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and no one can convince me otherwise. I know it's all true because the book that tells me it's true says so.
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08-31-2011 , 12:28 AM
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08-31-2011 , 10:03 AM
Do spaghetti monsters poop meatballs?

Just wondering.....
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08-31-2011 , 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MidyMat
Do spaghetti monsters poop meatballs?

Just wondering.....
Actually, that falls into the broader line of inquiry-- does God ever take a crap?

For instance, when Jesus defecated, did anyone yell out "Holy Crap!"?
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08-31-2011 , 05:09 PM
I must admit the arguments of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are pretty compelling, but I'll need some more convincing if I'm going to leave the Latvian Orthodox faith.
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08-31-2011 , 07:39 PM
Have you heard about the beer volcano?
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08-31-2011 , 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by jb9
Have you heard about the beer volcano?
No, but it sounds GREAT!!!!
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09-04-2011 , 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by lawdude
Actually, that falls into the broader line of inquiry-- does God ever take a crap?

For instance, when Jesus defecated, did anyone yell out "Holy Crap!"?
I bet loads of followers ate his poo in the hope of gaining similar magical powers.
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09-04-2011 , 10:03 AM
...Also does the flying spaghetti monster have an arch-rival?.....
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09-04-2011 , 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by MidyMat
...Also does the flying spaghetti monster have an arch-rival?.....
antipasta, ldo.
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09-04-2011 , 06:56 PM
Reprobates! The only true God is The Unspeakable One, Him Who Is Not to be Named.!
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09-05-2011 , 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by kb coolman
antipasta, ldo.
and his minions...
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09-05-2011 , 06:11 AM
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...Also does the flying spaghetti monster have an arch-rival?.....
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Originally Posted by kb coolman
antipasta, ldo.
nice
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09-05-2011 , 01:32 PM
I want to join the church.....


Is there a spaghetti monster televangelist I can send all my money too?


Praise the Spaghetti savior.....He died on the fork for my sins......
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