It was a family thing. We all get together and irl troll somewhere in Michigan. My family are amazing *******s. My jerk pedigree is flawless.

Noice

Trolling MI seems too easy, people there won't even fight back... Look at Aiott.

Say that in Saginaw, or to a yooper, and get back to me.

The family who live on the Canadian side wanted to buy milk and other cheap American goods, so a bunch of us were standing outside a walmart...

Three of the elder members of the family started narrating the Miss Walmart USA pageant..

"And here she is, a vision in blue spandex...she's gotta be a shoo in for the title..."
"I don't know, I think the judges are going to want to see a little more belly flap and cellulite before they make a decision..."
"But wait....yes, her child just started crying and she didn't even glance at it, this is just an amazing field of tough competition"

I don't know if this story is e-transferable, but this went on for like 20 minutes, and is pretty much the highlight of my life.

You may have created a new super-reality series. Trademark it quickly.

I'd watch every episode.

The Canadian border gaurds turned my brother in law away because he had a battery charge 8 years ago

No battery chargers in Canada?
mbn

I don't think jellyking liked you either, fwiw

No! Please! I can't take it anymore.

You're such a good boy, Jacky

Dammit, mmmmkay!

Smooth combo, iidssm

best buy is having a sale for an xbone 500g and a 40 inch samsung tv for $500

really thinking about doing it. hmmmm

You're buying 500g of Caitlin Jenner's cast-off?

40 inches?
That's no ordinary zucchini.

Lol, J...
I buy the seed, build the garden, plant the seed, weed the garden, monitor the growth, and pick the zucchini.

He waters 12 times, primarily as a cover so he can spray the kids with the hose, and it's his success on FB.

But, if you had posed with it, well, there'd be rioting and stuff.
I'm just glad GW had a shirt on.

A definite rarity.

Who even bothers with the Canadian border check?

I did. Drove through at 3am w 2 kids and the mounty dude did everything short of a cavity search. We passed tho because I has no record

/barg

Prior to 2000 you could go back & forth with ease. Just say "How boot that Wayne Gretzky, eh?" you'd be waved through.

Now it's tougher since he's retired.

man.... you must really hate Mondays....

your not the first a hole to do so nor will you be the last.

haters gunna hater!

but he's such a nice guy... why would you do that man?