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Old 08-10-2015, 01:44 PM   #5876
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And was there any vacation on this trip? Pics of ferris wheel ffs
It was a family thing. We all get together and irl troll somewhere in Michigan. My family are amazing *******s. My jerk pedigree is flawless.
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Old 08-10-2015, 01:50 PM   #5877
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Noice
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Old 08-10-2015, 02:09 PM   #5878
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Trolling MI seems too easy, people there won't even fight back... Look at Aiott.
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Old 08-10-2015, 02:15 PM   #5879
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Say that in Saginaw, or to a yooper, and get back to me.
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Old 08-10-2015, 02:24 PM   #5880
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The family who live on the Canadian side wanted to buy milk and other cheap American goods, so a bunch of us were standing outside a walmart...

Three of the elder members of the family started narrating the Miss Walmart USA pageant..

"And here she is, a vision in blue spandex...she's gotta be a shoo in for the title..."
"I don't know, I think the judges are going to want to see a little more belly flap and cellulite before they make a decision..."
"But wait....yes, her child just started crying and she didn't even glance at it, this is just an amazing field of tough competition"

I don't know if this story is e-transferable, but this went on for like 20 minutes, and is pretty much the highlight of my life.
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Old 08-10-2015, 02:56 PM   #5881
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You may have created a new super-reality series. Trademark it quickly.

I'd watch every episode.
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Old 08-10-2015, 05:02 PM   #5882
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The Canadian border gaurds turned my brother in law away because he had a battery charge 8 years ago
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Old 08-10-2015, 05:25 PM   #5883
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No battery chargers in Canada?
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Old 08-10-2015, 05:25 PM   #5884
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First bosox, now Kristy. Things aren't looking good for me.
I don't think jellyking liked you either, fwiw
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Old 08-10-2015, 05:26 PM   #5885
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Look at Aiott.
No! Please! I can't take it anymore.
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Old 08-10-2015, 05:27 PM   #5886
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I needed jj's approval before proceeding.
You're such a good boy, Jacky
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Old 08-10-2015, 05:28 PM   #5887
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I did not put luke on ignore
Dammit, mmmmkay!
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Old 08-10-2015, 05:30 PM   #5888
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Smooth combo, iidssm
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Old 08-10-2015, 05:30 PM   #5889
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best buy is having a sale for an xbone 500g and a 40 inch samsung tv for $500

really thinking about doing it. hmmmm
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Old 08-10-2015, 05:44 PM   #5890
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You're buying 500g of Caitlin Jenner's cast-off?
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Old 08-10-2015, 05:52 PM   #5891
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40 inches?
That's no ordinary zucchini.
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Old 08-10-2015, 05:59 PM   #5892
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Lol, J...
I buy the seed, build the garden, plant the seed, weed the garden, monitor the growth, and pick the zucchini.

He waters 12 times, primarily as a cover so he can spray the kids with the hose, and it's his success on FB.
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Old 08-10-2015, 07:07 PM   #5893
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Lol, J...
I buy the seed, build the garden, plant the seed, weed the garden, monitor the growth, and pick the zucchini.

He waters 12 times, primarily as a cover so he can spray the kids with the hose, and it's his success on FB.
But, if you had posed with it, well, there'd be rioting and stuff.
I'm just glad GW had a shirt on.
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Old 08-10-2015, 07:27 PM   #5894
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I'm just glad GW had a shirt on.
A definite rarity.
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Old 08-10-2015, 10:37 PM   #5895
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The Canadian border gaurds turned my brother in law away because he had a battery charge 8 years ago
Who even bothers with the Canadian border check?
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Old 08-10-2015, 11:20 PM   #5896
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I did. Drove through at 3am w 2 kids and the mounty dude did everything short of a cavity search. We passed tho because I has no record

/barg
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Old 08-10-2015, 11:47 PM   #5897
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Who even bothers with the Canadian border check?
Prior to 2000 you could go back & forth with ease. Just say "How boot that Wayne Gretzky, eh?" you'd be waved through.

Now it's tougher since he's retired.
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Old 08-11-2015, 01:12 AM   #5898
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Today is Monday


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man.... you must really hate Mondays....
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Old 08-11-2015, 01:13 AM   #5899
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I'm just going to do myself a favor. I'm going to put luke on ignore for real this time.

His stupidity just puts me on life tilt so much. I know that he can't help it because he's handicapped, but I'm not a, big enough man to let it slide/deal with it.
your not the first a hole to do so nor will you be the last.

haters gunna hater!
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Old 08-11-2015, 01:14 AM   #5900
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I don't see how it's passive. I just told you, he's a ****ing idiot, and it tilts me. To avoid further tilting, he's going on ignore.
but he's such a nice guy... why would you do that man?
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