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07-29-2015 , 07:54 AM

#5376

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I'll ask you nicely, please don't masturbate while thinking about my Rachel.

if i ever meet her first thing I say is...

Spoiler:

07-29-2015 , 07:56 AM

#5377

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I understand. I will personally take care of this. You will not be implicated in any of it, you have my word.

Spoiler:

hahahahah lol...

got to go to rotto for that.

07-29-2015 , 07:57 AM

#5378

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

TY!

Ty.

what? you had ANOTHER kid?!

07-29-2015 , 07:58 AM

#5379

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I've been relieved of all parenting duties tonight and am now drunk. Tell me something drunk-mind amazing plz. Kthks bai.

i made a decision to become an accountant today...

gunna go see the people tomorrow to sign me up!

07-29-2015 , 08:20 AM

#5380

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

what? you had ANOTHER kid?!

Yes

07-29-2015 , 08:47 AM

#5381

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Listen, if she opens her fan mail, then she knows who I am.

07-29-2015 , 08:47 AM

#5382

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Yes

POTD, for sure

07-29-2015 , 08:48 AM

#5383

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

if i ever meet her first thing I say is...

Spoiler:

If Rachel was sitting on the stoop in front of his house, daz wouldn't talk to her.

07-29-2015 , 08:56 AM

#5384

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,191

07-29-2015 , 09:00 AM

#5385

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I can almost certainly guarantee that I would talk to her. I'm not some jabroni who is too scared to talk to women. I just don't really come across any in my day to day life.

07-29-2015 , 09:30 AM

#5386

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Surely, you can't be serious.

I sorta am

Congrats jm3

07-29-2015 , 11:57 AM

#5387

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I can almost certainly guarantee that I would talk to her. I'm not some jabroni who is too scared to talk to women. I just don't really come across any in my day to day life.

I don't mean asking her to move off of your stoop.

07-29-2015 , 01:36 PM

#5388

BunroCantersmelly

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

I got up and had some soda bread and a cigarette. Now I'm back in bed.

I trade you my sister for bed or bread

Last edited by BunroCantersmelly; 07-29-2015 at 01:37 PM. Reason: I keep goat tho I like goat

07-29-2015 , 01:38 PM

#5389

BunroCantersmelly

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I can almost certainly guarantee that I would talk to her. I'm not some jabroni who is too scared to talk to women. I just don't really come across any in my day to day life.

Leave your parents basement or trade your goat for my sister!

07-29-2015 , 02:31 PM

#5390

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by BunroCantersmelly

I trade you my sister for bed or bread
Last edited by BunroCantersmelly; Today at 12:37 PM. Reason: I keep goat tho I like goat

Easily my favourite gimmick aorn, after Pelican.

07-29-2015 , 02:43 PM

#5391

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovedonks

I sorta am

Congrats jm3

Thank you

07-29-2015 , 03:46 PM

#5392

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Thank you

Next babby to be named:

Trey, Ty, T?

07-29-2015 , 04:07 PM

#5393

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Next babby to be named:

Trey, Ty, T?

No more babby.

07-29-2015 , 04:41 PM

#5394

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,191

07-29-2015 , 04:42 PM

#5395

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,191

i think i know how babbies are formed

07-29-2015 , 05:41 PM

#5396

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Easily my favourite gimmick aorn, after Pelican.

We'll that's put a spring in my step. I would totally let you fap in my car

07-29-2015 , 06:40 PM

#5397

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I went and played basketball again after work. Afterwards I came home for a shower then went straight back out, to the pub for dinner. Then we just chilled at the pub, and won the pub quiz too btw. Now I'm just coming home at 11:30pm on a school night. Pretty wild by my standards.