if rap was a game

off to bed guise
gn

gn liefje!

im going to lose to GD and aimeee two weeks in a row in ff i should turn in my balls. inless pitts D shutouts out Denver and gets a few TDs of thier own and heins Ward has a ****ty game.

bye daisy

i used to see him on campus soemtimes, we would cross paths between classes one semester, i never said anything to him, i would jsut always do the heisman pose as i walked by him. he always laughed.

cool story for realz.

gn Miss Daisy



weeeeeeeee!!

Sorry to inform you danger, but GD has our balls anyway.

In after I kindly offered to serve as pogue's tampon.

a j hawk beat me up once

i mean i should cut thm off

Would make you the first eunuch on the forum, and you would easily win the hottest eunuch 4lifer contest year after year.

how does a person act as a tampon

lawl i wont do it.

lol for realz?

no but that makes the story sound way cooler. i was in line at chipotle as osu campus (i had ordered online so i'm not sposta have to wait in line) and i went to the front and the dude that was paying paid so i walked up in front of the next guy and they were getting ready to take maneyz the f do and then aj walks in with a dime and like shoves me out the way (he is strong as **** as you might imagine) and i was like "yo dude i was just payin it will only be a sec". well then he sorta just "bumps" me which sends me flying because he is pure muscle of course and i look up and see who it is so i don't **** with him but i am like "zomg hello mr hawk" and he doesn't even look at me and he gets his food for free and walks out with the dime i'm sure he ****ed later that night and that's the story of how AJ beat panda up. this was in '06 too when they were like 100000000000-0 and #1 and all that **** (before NCG) so he was big man on campus for sure.

i have many other run ins with future NFLers, including literally like accidentally giving a a weird gos hug to troy smith and smoking blunts with some unmentionables

that's how cool my life is

i took this weird like history of texas bird art class with chris simms

yes pitts D scored a TD im nao going to watch it.

i wanna say i would have said some **** in that situation, but im like pretty damn sure i wouldnt, fml

i like throwin bows from time to time but i am smart enough not to do it with future professional athletes

i like to get drunk and talk **** ldo, but im not a fighter. these are two qualities that do not go well together

Do you guise have your tickets?

to?