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Text convo i just had:

Her: What r u doing?
Me: Who's this? I just updated my blackberry n lost all my numbers
Her: Really?
Me: lol ok I know who it is now
Her: Who is it then?
Me: (wasn't sure but had an idea and gamboled) Christine duh!
Her: haha good job! What are you doing?
Me: just hangin' out what about you?
Her: dancing at jakes (bar) what are you doing after?
Me: who knows you?
Her: i dunno going to your apt....if you want me to....
Me. Sure

11-14-2009 , 03:51 AM

#9853

Schlitz mmmm

banned

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gn j mitch

dream of guitar : )

11-14-2009 , 03:53 AM

#9854

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

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But is she a squirter?

11-14-2009 , 03:53 AM

#9855

Schlitz mmmm

banned

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Christine nize

u gonna get some stinky tonight

11-14-2009 , 03:54 AM

#9856

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

But is she a squirter?

11-14-2009 , 03:55 AM

#9857

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

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11-14-2009 , 03:55 AM

#9858

Pawntificator

33/6

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Minor Threat

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Location: Celebrating #27
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who is this?

Happy Birthday Mayo!

11-14-2009 , 03:55 AM

#9859

Schlitz mmmm

banned

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mut u crack open that passport to instant joy aka my email yet lol

11-14-2009 , 03:56 AM

#9860

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

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http://www.hulu.com/browse/alphabetical/feature_film

some1 pick me a movie to watch on hulu and no im not watching the Lsu 2007 doucumtary jacktay or any of the other cajuns around.

11-14-2009 , 03:56 AM

#9861

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

I think you mean not yet.

11-14-2009 , 03:56 AM

#9862

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

wow you are gonna enjoy a real live woman

I might call MetroVibe.. adult phone chat

11-14-2009 , 03:57 AM

#9863

Pawntificator

33/6

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InsertWittySN, this calls for a discreetly placed webcam imo

11-14-2009 , 03:58 AM

#9864

Schlitz mmmm

banned

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danger what movies does hulu have?

what u in the mood for? romantic comedy? action? sci-fi? horror?

11-14-2009 , 03:58 AM

#9865

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Last edited by Mayo; 11-14-2009 at 03:58 AM. Reason: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

11-14-2009 , 03:59 AM

#9866

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

danger what movies does hulu have?

what u in the mood for? romantic comedy? action? sci-fi? horror?

They have The Usual Suspects iirc.

11-14-2009 , 03:59 AM

#9867

Schlitz mmmm

banned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawntificator

InsertWittySN, this calls for a discreetly placed webcam imo

this

unless ofcourse shes a 2 bagger... 1 bag on your head and 1 on hers incase 1 falls off during the act.. u both are spared the facial expression of horror and shame

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 11-14-2009 at 04:00 AM. Reason: jk lol

11-14-2009 , 04:01 AM

#9868

OlderBaby

banned

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I DONT WANT ANOTHER PRETTY FACE
I DONT WANT JUST ANYONE TO HOLD
I WANT YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL

11-14-2009 , 04:02 AM

#9869

Pawntificator

33/6

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no u

11-14-2009 , 04:03 AM

#9870

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I think you mean not yet.

qft

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

wow you are gonna enjoy a real live woman

I might call MetroVibe.. adult phone chat

lulz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawntificator

InsertWittySN, this calls for a discreetly placed webcam imo

i only have a desktop, so webcam would only work if i banged her on my computer desk

11-14-2009 , 04:03 AM

#9871

OlderBaby

banned

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YOU KNOW WHAT IS FUNNY PAWN EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR AVATAR I REALLY THINK THAT IS YOU IS THAT WRONG I FIND IT PRETTY FUNNY DONT YOU

11-14-2009 , 04:04 AM

#9872

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

is it just me or is this one of the fastest omgs in a long time

11-14-2009 , 04:04 AM

#9873

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cajunaimee

loves me some steph.

omg Aimee!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

You? I don't see how that's possible.

YAWN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

lmao@ u sharing u were to leave him for some guy who promised to lick anus and then immediately following that with,"how are you?"

hahah too awesome

oh and I'm fine lol

where the **** is Beau and j2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

But is she a squirter?

you need ti STFU!!