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07-27-2018 , 01:02 PM
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You'd shoot your eye out, kid!
07-27-2018 , 01:07 PM
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
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So, a customer of mine just tried to recruit me in to being a sperm donor for her daughter and son in law.
1) Say you only believe in the old fashion way of making babies
2) Say you are still willing to help
3) Get a vacecimy
4) Free sex for life
Last edited by fidstar-poker; 07-27-2018 at 01:07 PM. Reason: obviously only do this after seeing a pic of woman.
07-27-2018 , 01:10 PM
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Free?????? He's getting paid 100 quid a pop
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So, a customer of mine just tried to recruit me in to being a sperm donor for her daughter and son in law.
This is what happens when you leave your house.
07-27-2018 , 01:27 PM
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Solid plan.
07-27-2018 , 01:33 PM
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You'd shoot your eye out, kid!
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lol Luke like anyone would ever trust you with a gun

you don't know what you are talking about... I've shot ALL types of guns. 9mmm to a 12 gauge.
07-27-2018 , 01:34 PM
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mannn i know i'm drunk... but whats up with the ladies... like.. how do you woo them... i feel like i'm out of ideas...

also go pack go...

also also ... please can we play fatasey football this seaason please.. i had to play with randoms... it hurt me.
07-27-2018 , 02:01 PM
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
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mannn i know i'm drunk... but whats up with the ladies... like.. how do you woo them... i feel like i'm out of ideas...

also go pack go...

also also ... please can we play fatasey football this seaason please.. i had to play with randoms... it hurt me.
I hate to tell you this, but once you get past like 25, you need money, a job and to live by yourself.
07-27-2018 , 02:06 PM
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Just get good sperm like me, then they're interested.
07-27-2018 , 03:20 PM
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You call this a blog?
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I hate to tell you this, but once you get past like 25, you need money, a job and to live by yourself.
Well that didn’t worked out for me
07-27-2018 , 04:19 PM
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Rachel back on my tv screen boys, still looking out of my league.
07-27-2018 , 04:21 PM
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Drugs are bad...
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07-27-2018 , 04:26 PM
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You call this a blog?
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Rachel back on my tv screen boys, still looking out of my league.
Kawaii anime girls back on my laptop screen, still looking like VR evolution is too slow.
07-27-2018 , 04:35 PM
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Mkay my dude, hows life? Are you still enjoying being in your own apartment? You ever have any ladies over?

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Kawaii anime girls back on my laptop screen, still looking like VR evolution is too slow.
Yes, I understand what you mean..
07-27-2018 , 04:39 PM
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Drugs are bad...
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07-27-2018 , 04:40 PM
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Mkay my dude, hows life? Are you still enjoying being in your own apartment? You ever have any ladies over?



Yes, I understand what you mean..
My apartment is really hot right now

My mom visits every now and then
07-27-2018 , 04:51 PM
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She sounds nice.

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Can you imagine living with that. What a ride.
07-27-2018 , 05:51 PM
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OH YEAH? Have you shot a 50 cal? Or an an mp5 3 round burst?
07-27-2018 , 05:52 PM
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mannn i know i'm drunk... but whats up with the ladies... like.. how do you woo them... i feel like i'm out of ideas...

also go pack go...

also also ... please can we play fatasey football this seaason please.. i had to play with randoms... it hurt me.
Go to the Philippines
07-27-2018 , 05:54 PM
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I only earn 2-5k a year with affiliates, so it's not really a big money earner.
What's the biggest money earner?
07-27-2018 , 05:55 PM
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My buddy shot the 50 cal, and I did a machine gun package. Good fun.
07-27-2018 , 05:55 PM
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What's the biggest money earner?
ur mom
07-27-2018 , 05:56 PM
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but, I just did what I always do and sprayed as fast as possible.
07-27-2018 , 05:56 PM
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I find it's more enjoyable.
07-27-2018 , 06:05 PM
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I saw Mission Impossible last night. It was dope. I did laugh pretty hard when the chick told Tom Cruise she'd go right through him. El oh El.
07-27-2018 , 06:06 PM
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ur mom
FOR THE LAST TIME MY MOTHER IS DEAD SHE CANT DO ANYTHING ALRIGHT
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