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Your first job is to find me $2k of deductions I haven't thought about for the last financial year.

Go!

I've already come up with 1k of them, so it's down to 2k now.

i need to know more stuff about your business but just buy more laptops n ****.

10-16-2017 , 01:08 AM

#2702

Jellyfishcake

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 66

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

interview today went ok. the guy asked me a hard question and I ****ed it up i think. job is mostly debt collection.

wanted to tell him i'd be like

Was it on cultural diversity? I had a phone interview once where the first question was on that topic.

10-16-2017 , 01:09 AM

#2703

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

Was it on cultural diversity? I had a phone interview once where the first question was on that topic.

no. but that **** really has gone too far now...

10-16-2017 , 01:13 AM

#2704

Jellyfishcake

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 66

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

no. but that **** really has gone too far now...

That place had a lot Indians and other foreigners working there, so it was probably an appropriate question to ask.

10-16-2017 , 01:21 AM

#2705

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

That place had a lot Indians and other foreigners working there, so it was probably an appropriate question to ask.

.... in before i rant.

sure.. but they are in YOUR COUNTY. why are THEY going through the training to adapt to YOUR culture? THEY want to live in YOUR county.

so cos I live here and am white... I'm not culturally diverse enough...

it's great how the world works... I mean... I just thought it was polite NOT to be a dickhead and racist at work or make anyone feel uncomfortable... but here we are.

and don't tell me people aren't it's a lie the left tell you to get what they want. just like the right tells you "they took our jobs"

10-16-2017 , 01:21 AM

#2706

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

also

this is for the person who told me that the unemployment rate in aus is 5.6%

http://www.roymorgan.com/findings/73...7-201710110813

10-16-2017 , 01:33 AM

#2707

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Get a job Luke

10-16-2017 , 01:47 AM

#2708

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

So they interview almost 4k people & then make up a # for the entire country? Sounds legit.

10-16-2017 , 03:36 AM

#2709

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,205

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Get a job Luke

10-16-2017 , 06:31 AM

#2710

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,094

Taxes done. No thanks to Daz I found the deductions I needed.

10-16-2017 , 06:31 AM

#2711

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Say we were in a simulation, and there was a creator. I bet they get a kick of out watching their simulated people playing simulation type games like GTA or sims.

10-16-2017 , 06:32 AM

#2712

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Taxes done. No thanks to Daz I found the deductions I needed.

Oh no, sorry! What deductions did you make in the end?

10-16-2017 , 06:40 AM

#2713

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Get a job Luke

get a Korean dominatrix lbox!

10-16-2017 , 06:40 AM

#2714

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,094

Just a bunch of random stuff.

Car expenses, some office stuff etc. Added up to get me $1k over the line.

**** paying for more than I need to for Luke's health care.

10-16-2017 , 06:59 AM

#2715

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,234

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Say we were in a simulation, and there was a creator. I bet they get a kick of out watching their simulated people playing simulation type games like GTA or sims.

The crazy part is that our creators are in a simulation themselves, but they don't know

10-16-2017 , 07:21 AM

#2716

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Just a bunch of random stuff.

Car expenses, some office stuff etc. Added up to get me $1k over the line.

**** paying for more than I need to for Luke's health care.

i haven't been to the doctor in ages. like a good 6 months now.

also... please politely go **** yourself.

10-16-2017 , 08:20 AM

#2717

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Simulations all the way down.

10-16-2017 , 08:21 AM

#2718

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,094

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i haven't been to the doctor in ages. like a good 6 months now.

also... please politely go **** yourself.

I haven't been to the doctors in 3 years. And that was in the Bahamas. And I had to pay for it. ****ing expensive there.

You should be thanking me for contributing to the Australian economy and paying for the roads your Dato 180b drives around on.

10-16-2017 , 09:10 AM

#2719

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

What's a doctor?

10-16-2017 , 09:14 AM

#2720

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,234

It's like a dentist but for your whole body

10-16-2017 , 09:16 AM

#2721

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,094

The guy you let stick a finger up your butt.

10-16-2017 , 09:25 AM

#2722

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

You mean Luke's uncle?

10-16-2017 , 09:36 AM

#2723

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

It's like a dentist but for your whole body

Fun Fact: There are only 3 dentists is all of the UK & none in IoM!

10-16-2017 , 09:36 AM

#2724

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

It's like a dentist but for your whole body

A dentist, you say..

10-16-2017 , 09:37 AM

#2725

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,094

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

You mean Luke's uncle?

That's not a finger.

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