SA how can i have such strong painful cramps in my legs when i go to bed, i eat so much salt.

why does linked in ask so many questions

Every day, I'm a greedy god

They asked me for a picture , that was too much private info

i have a picture of me in a suit. #winning

also my linked in profile is nearly done

I also have my bed made ( new pillows and quilt) AND my clothes put away ( I'm going to get a chest of draws tomorrow to finish it all off. ) #awesome

I'm also in the process of testing this girl i met playing pool last Saturday. #bitches!

it'a all coming up luke this week baby!

I'm reading yourpost while speeding on a dangerous road, that's how much I like you Luke

i'd tell you not to crash but if it fixes your horrible posting then maybe i won't

I saw your linked in profile picture. As a friend of yours, may I suggest you to change it?

eat a banana before bed

Heyoo

You bozos got anything interesting to talk about?

I don't. Other than I saw quite a few cute ladies today, and two truly insanely hot ladies.

Try rehosting your pics, they're not loading for me.

+1

I mean, these ladies all saw me looking, they were looking right back at me, so taking pictures of them is a creeper level I'm just not at. Tbh I'm not sure I'll ever be at that level.

Sorry.

At least post pics or paints of what they look like. Google suggests these women. Are any of them correct?

Gregorio saves the thread once again

OMG, that was them! Nice work Greg.

Since the bozos don't have anything to say for themselves....

I was called into Lily's class because the teacher was sick. By coincidence Lily's paraprofessional, who minds her 1-on-1 was also sick.

The substitute para actually said, ******(derogatory term for gay gentleman, or a bundle of sticks), and explained to this group of 4 and 5 year olds that the helicopter they were all waving at was on its way to the hospital for someone with a "huge, serious, boo boo"

Then she and two others talked for three minutes about how bad one of my behavioural bros was, WITHIN EARSHOT OF HIM while he was having a "tears streaming down his face " cry under a table.

It literally took me 1 minute to go under the table and get the bro-down about why he was sad, and have him laughing and coming out to play again..he truly needed that tiny, insignificant, amount of attention to feel good and take part, but they would rather have a hen circle.

Her actual teachers are amazing...it was just the backups that were wanting...but why the hell do people go into jobs with children if they don't even really seem to enjoy them?

I'm feeling kinda sad for that little guy.

Also, I accidentally incited a zombie-riot when we ran out pretend pizza at our tea party...and I was forced to eat our puppet friends. And I am now, proudly, immunized against tigers by our best future doctor.

Something's off about that thigh-gap, and that elbow looks too round. Obviously chopped.

standard

Maybe they go in to it thinking they like kids, only to realise they don't, but then they decide it's easier to be bad at their job than get a new one.

Or maybe they actually believe they are good at their job. I've met some pretty deluded people, so I know it's possible.

I'm not an expert on that area of a lady, but it does look a little off.