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06-10-2016 , 08:43 PM

#526

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

pass, who do I have tonight in zee tips? All families have spats. get yo ass back in here

06-10-2016 , 08:53 PM

#527

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

alive happy friday im drinking them all

:hooray!:

06-10-2016 , 08:54 PM

#528

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Soon I am drinking too. Girlfriend is coming around to watch Super Saturday on the Fox Footy Channel with me

that's right bitches, we don't go kitchen shopping round here.

Alpha AF

06-10-2016 , 08:54 PM

#529

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,361

If you have to ask, you're not in love

06-10-2016 , 08:56 PM

#530

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,361

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I think the more likely answer is I'm just obsessed.

So you are in love.

13 Scientifically Proven Signs You're in Love. You won't believe number 5!

Spoiler:

06-10-2016 , 08:56 PM

#531

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I don't love anybody at all.

:tear:

06-10-2016 , 09:03 PM

#532

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,430

love is unconditional positive regard. i.e., it's a unicorn bathing in a fountain of youth at the end of a rainbow

Edit: unless you birthed it.

06-10-2016 , 10:04 PM

#533

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,361

Love is a big fraud choke artist with no heart.

06-10-2016 , 10:28 PM

#534

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Love is an airport in Dallas that had gunplay at the main terminal.

06-10-2016 , 10:29 PM

#535

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

The braves win!!!!
Worst record in baseball, beat the team with the best record.
Sustainable, 4sure

06-10-2016 , 10:44 PM

#536

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

06-10-2016 , 10:47 PM

#537

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,430

Спасибо

06-10-2016 , 11:09 PM

#538

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

06-10-2016 , 11:58 PM

#539

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

She's rebounding, hard. She broke up with her first super serious, live together, boyfriend 3 months ago...and this guy was on the scene immediately. He already has some qualities that annoy her, this is just waiting game, imo.

I want to be fair. He's been nice. Brought a bunch of desserts, ran errands with Chloe, even offered to do some chores while he is here. I just don't like the shirtless thing, and...idk he's way too relaxed. Also, they're a little touchy feely, which is super ****ed up.

i want to say you sound a little jealous.

06-10-2016 , 11:59 PM

#540

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

The start of the second sentence made me die a little inside...so I guess it is an accurate assessment.

i need bitches like this in my life...

06-11-2016 , 12:01 AM

#541

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by tunaman3000

Where's tart and dangeraw?

where is bogan4... nope nope... i take it back... nope...

06-11-2016 , 12:03 AM

#542

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Soon I am drinking too. Girlfriend is coming around to watch Super Saturday on the Fox Footy Channel with me

that's right bitches, we don't go kitchen shopping round here.

the amount of jelly i am right now... is too dam high.

06-11-2016 , 12:04 AM

#543

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I get to spend all evening ironing sheets, but I'm not gonna lie...the fact that I'll be in my bedroom, in my pajamas, kid-free and watching shows I like while I do it...gives this chore a distinctly "vacation" feel.

you are kid free... surely you are on the wine coolers and horse porn by now.

also who the **** irons sheets?

06-11-2016 , 12:05 AM

#544

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

So, a few little things got me thinking about love, and after much thought I've come to the conclusion that I don't love anybody at all. Is that normal?

if you can gather up anough gusto to love yourself. then you are doing alright in this world kid.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

No.
Love is the easy part. Liking them is much harder.

also this.

06-11-2016 , 12:05 AM

#545

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Think about it dassle. If you project a positive outlook then you receive positive outcomes.

this is why peli is having sexy times and afl... while we are not.

06-11-2016 , 12:15 AM

#546

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

PM me for coaching.

06-11-2016 , 12:19 AM

#547

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

peli we still have avy bet yes?

06-11-2016 , 01:40 AM

#548

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Yes. One hour till Brisbane vs Fremantle

06-11-2016 , 03:31 AM

#549

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

where is bogan4... nope nope... i take it back... nope...

I would actually quite like to know what he's up to, if for no other reason than to see how far he's fallen from grace. I know he's scum, but I always knew that, and before he got all big headed he was kind of entertaining. Also his wife was quite cute.