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Is that a god damned stairway full of potato chips? Do want.

I'd like to do a swan dive into it like Scrooge mcduck from duck tales... That was a damn fine cartoon, the only thing I can stand to watch lately is Rick & Morty and that's mostly because I hope to be just like Rick.

Like a giant Rick.
The constant spittle on his gob is the deal breaker.

07-17-2016 , 06:46 PM

#4828

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Lily's hide and seek game needs work.

07-17-2016 , 06:48 PM

#4829

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i like that "our" rick is the most rick of all the ricks because he refuses to conform with the interdimensional galactic society of ricks that was built in a parallel benign opposition to the establishment interdimensional galactic society

07-17-2016 , 06:54 PM

#4830

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I don't see her !?

It's so full of one line gems... Not to mention pretty creative story lines

07-17-2016 , 06:55 PM

#4831

Golfing_Stud

4L Fantasy Football Champion '14

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,995

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I'm on kevroc's side, large women are better and the chances that they change over time is much less. Fat chicks trend to stay fat, worse case they lose some weight. Skinny chicks usually end up gaining weight which means even if you start dating a skinny chick you'll probably end up with a fatty.

I miss Kevroc one of the best!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Question: knowing she's had a kid...is there any answer to "How many men have you slept with?" That you need after you've already no-condom-sexed her?

No it wasn't a matter of the kid or whatever MILFs need sex too. I mean I knew I was screwed being out in nowhereland with her, I guess I just was trying to gauge how screwed I was and if I was going to have my peen fall off after that night.

07-17-2016 , 07:09 PM

#4832

Golfing_Stud

4L Fantasy Football Champion '14

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,995

For my friend ScreaminAsian who is a big Pokemon Go fan

07-17-2016 , 07:10 PM

#4833

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Lily's hide and seek game needs work.

Trey has that dump truck.

07-17-2016 , 07:18 PM

#4834

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

i like chips

07-17-2016 , 07:27 PM

#4835

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Lily's hide and seek game needs work.

I totally can't see her

07-17-2016 , 07:28 PM

#4836

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Nerd

07-17-2016 , 07:46 PM

#4837

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Golfer, nice stories lol'd

Kristy, you should make a "Where's Lily" book. Fun for days.

Busy, busy. Will put tipping results up after work.

07-17-2016 , 08:05 PM

#4838

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I don't see her !?

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

I totally can't see her

07-17-2016 , 08:51 PM

#4839

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

inb4 the table break

07-17-2016 , 10:15 PM

#4840

Golfing_Stud

4L Fantasy Football Champion '14

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,995

ScreaminAsian Confirmed GOAT OAT of OAT PMer.

07-17-2016 , 10:39 PM

#4841

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

07-17-2016 , 10:45 PM

#4842

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Is lean, robitussin? And I just checked my pm box is completely empty, as it always has been... :forever alone:

07-17-2016 , 10:53 PM

#4843

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

Kristy was clearly drunk. Meme posting drunk.

Continue on.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I'd like to continue posting animal memes, but today's the day we eat the freeze-dried foods while watching The Martian and wearing space helmets constructed out white paper lanterns with American flags glued on the side...it's wwjd.

um..... wot

07-17-2016 , 10:57 PM

#4844

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

07-17-2016 , 10:58 PM

#4845

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I just saw something very special while I was at the shop. She was all kinds of attractive. No pictures tho, before you ask.

goog god daz. you can do better than a crack ho

07-17-2016 , 10:59 PM

#4846

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

there's your crack ho

07-17-2016 , 11:00 PM

#4847

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

one thing about fat chicks is, the suck at sex... but can suck like a vacuum cleaner.

07-17-2016 , 11:03 PM

#4848

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

look guys... the last few pages are like an Ethiopian child starving to death with ebola. i think we can do better

also golfing stud needs to get checked. like ASAP that's just nasty