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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
so i was doing dangerous drugs and watching heart surgery videos online late last night and at some point (the end of the night, apparently) i got the sudden overwhelming urge to lie down. i stood up, took about one maybe 2 steps and i remember thinking "you know what, i'll just lie down right here." and i remember lying down kinda. i woke up like a minute later and my face hurt but i was still really sleepy. so i go upstairs and wash my face brush my teeth and attempted to sleep it off.
when i wake up my face still hurt and upon further inspection i noticed i obtained 4 extremely visible bloody cuts on my face. 2 right in the middle of my forehead like 1.5cm apart, both pointing down but one longer than the other. a round like dot cut on the bridge of my nose and another short cut just off my eyebrow near the nose cut. and my jaw kinda feels sore.
how should i explain this?
You had a buzz, but you needed to grab something at the store.
You called Uber.
The car pulled up, and as you opened the door, a freaking bobcat launched itself from the backseat, doing said damage.
It happens all of the time.