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A neighbour I've never met before just told me he keeps a loaded gun in his house and has taken a few "warning" shots at my cats.

Highly disconcerting.

Very highly disconcerting.
Why would someone tell you that, even if it's true?

06-28-2016 , 10:04 PM

#2553

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

This joke is better than my joke.

Confirmed

06-28-2016 , 10:07 PM

#2554

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I thought it was gonna down on the list of totally unappreciated Kristy jokes

Other recent examples were:

"Necrophilia is so cold right now!"

"The haunted vagina"

" ...and the head of the PTA no longer calls on me during Q and A...so, idk where else to ask these types of questions."

Everyone except AIOTT is in the doghouse.

Apparently, rural mn does too. The number they were bringing back each night was unbelievable.

I appreciated all of those, but you can't comment on every single one without looking like some sort of bent sycophant.

06-28-2016 , 10:10 PM

#2555

JustJ46671

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Comboooooo

06-28-2016 , 10:34 PM

#2556

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

I appreciated all of those, but you can't comment on every single one without looking like some sort of bent sycophant.

That's fair. You're out of the dog house, too.

06-28-2016 , 10:36 PM

#2557

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

That's fair. You're out of the dog house, too.

You only posted to break my combo!

06-28-2016 , 10:40 PM

#2558

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

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Wait, you actually read all the posts? I think I'm doing it wrong. Black berries are almost ripe, I had an excite

06-28-2016 , 10:49 PM

#2559

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

You only posted to break my combo!

I sensed that wisski was about to say something fruity.

Last edited by Kristy; 06-28-2016 at 10:50 PM. Reason: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

06-28-2016 , 10:54 PM

#2560

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Wait, you actually read all the posts? I think I'm doing it wrong. Black berries are almost ripe, I had an excite

do you have a ton of them? Didn't you rip out a couple of acres of natural habitat?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I sensed that wisski was about to say something fruity.

Ba-dum-tsssss

06-28-2016 , 10:54 PM

#2561

LonelyBox

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Accurate.

06-28-2016 , 11:12 PM

#2562

wisski

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No I cleared some brush, the black berries are actually one bush I try to keep trim and propper

06-28-2016 , 11:37 PM

#2563

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Congratulations, btw.

thanks man...

06-28-2016 , 11:38 PM

#2564

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I'm glad you think so. I think at least some of the stuff might apply to you too.

thinly veiled, " you have a small penis but i doesn't matter" brag.

it applies to me because i seek out that kind of stuff and like learning about it.

06-28-2016 , 11:40 PM

#2565

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

Murdering a house pet seems like a reasonable response to it wandering on to your lawn.

every so soft the cats act up here... my dad then takes a smoke out and starts yelling saying he is going to put milk out with aspirin in them. ( makes them die or explode or some ****)

06-28-2016 , 11:43 PM

#2566

LuckyLuke01

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06-29-2016 , 01:31 AM

#2567

Golfing_Stud

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Luke,

I see you smoking weed http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...0-day-1605372/ and posting bad memes about things you know nothing about. You should be studying cash flows and English. Son I am disapoint.

Daddy_Stud

06-29-2016 , 01:40 AM

#2568

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Golfing_Stud

dear stud.

I have stopped smoking weed and I have finished the cashflows.

as for the bad memes, I can not stop posting them...

English, Will get learnt at some point. soon I hope.

your brah

Luke

06-29-2016 , 01:48 AM

#2569

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

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Drugs are bad

06-29-2016 , 02:16 AM

#2570

Da33le

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It's raining rather hard out there.

06-29-2016 , 02:54 AM

#2571

LonelyBox

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It is indeed

06-29-2016 , 05:25 AM

#2572

Golfing_Stud

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06-29-2016 , 06:28 AM

#2573

LonelyBox

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Watched finding dory with the kids today.

Not true I went alone.

06-29-2016 , 06:34 AM

#2574

LuckyLuke01

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like middle America is going to vote for 2 women!

06-29-2016 , 07:43 AM

#2575

LonelyBox

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Why are they wearing blue?

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