seriously your story seems way more fun than whatever mine would have been

Mr. Winklebottom locks himself in the bedroom, so you're sleeping on the lumpy couch...

And after a restless night you awake to the smoke dectector and find Mr. W. wearing a robe and in the kitchen burning breakfast.

You get things settled and after more monkey-acts-like-people shenanigans....sitting on the toilet with a newspaper, picking out clothes, etc..you finally get out the door.

When you arrive at the zoo you are informed via the intercom that the zoo is infested with monkey ebolaaidspox... you and Mr. W. Can not come in without his facing certain death.

They beg you to keep him long enough for them to arrange transport to another zoo.

You're about to turn them down, 'cause **** monkeys, that's why...

When Sexy 2b calls to check in. Her Nana's rough, but improving, and she expects to be on a plane back to your general crotch region... out of gratitude...and how is Mr. Winklebottom?

You're stuck if you ever want to stick her. You and a rather smug Mr. Winklebottom head off to start your day.

You get lattes--his is banana-flavored, ldo.
You meet up with your quirky, unemployed bestie, and among his dozen of monkey puns, he also agrees to watch the monkey while you go to a "Job Interview".

The best friend wins tickets to the Disney Icecapades and bails last second on monkey-sitting...

Now what you failed to ever mention was that you are a secret drug addict, and you didn't have a job interview, but a court date to explain why you failed your last random drug test or you're going to the big house.

Everything was going great...Mr. Winklebottom looked aces in his three piece suit with matching fedora, and the judge genuinely believed that you tripped and fell on that needle when suddenly...

Poo everywhere. Flinging it is just what monkeys do. The judge is understandably furious.

You're now facing 2 years hard time and the guy in the next cell over just invited you to be his date to prom.

Ballpark....80% correct? 90%?

such twists and turns! I'm captivated! prolly going to bed soon too tho so don't crry on on behalf o me

Kristys motto: cokc is a hell of a drug

I survived my heart will go on

This girl, so very kinkeeeg ga gug gu gah ga geek

She's really really wild at this time

On my way to work. Think ill stop at IHOP for some coffee and maybe some biscuits n gravy

Dats speciest!

Good morning.
Today is Thursday.
Not sure if a weather update does much good, but yesterday's 60°+ has faded to 39°.
Dammit!

Bump

I felt a great disturbance in the force.

I have a rumbling in my pants

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False alarm

Such a tease

Good morning.

2 l8

How do you know I'm not getting a jump on tomorrow?

FRIST!

2 soon

I don't mind religion...as long as they stay the hell out of the way of science.

Wtf is this **** wtf

Oh, I'm sure that same guy that posted the "genocide Brown people" post on my Facebook is gonna be posting this.

He goes to Hawaii like 3-4x a year. Posting all this crap about the beauty of the mother land + all these pictures with his insanely expensive camera/lenses.

He's also a giant Apple fanboy with every model of every Apple product made, basically. He posted a pic of his stuff one day, and it was like original ipod+ each generation(touch, nano, shuffle) macbook, macbook pro, whatever air, ipad 1/2/mini. You get the idea.

And then a few days later, he posts about being poor and how the tax rates are too high.

So in summary: takes 3-4 expensive trips a year, buys every overly expensive product from a developer, despite already having 4 of the same product that does the same thing, but in a different size - complains about taxes and being poor and is also a Christian racist.

I have a big project due tomorrow, but having no motivation to work. Million dollar project that I've probably 60% completed.

GW refuses to weigh in on paint colour for connected living/dining rooms. He doesn't see why we don't just keep the contractor's primer white (Because we only replaced the ceilings and two walls, it is a completely different colour than the rest of the room.)

Any man-thoughts on these random paint chip grabs appreciated.

Daytime:



Nightime:



Floor light pine, furniture dark brown.

Might just paint the room hot pink to make a point.