JJay you should petition to have the Atlanta Falcons team thread renamed:



You're welcome.

careful

the rate of gimmick account around here is just TOO DAM HIGH!

now that steve davis is gone. ronnie should win like 80% of everything

edit: mosconi cup is on in a few days, much better viewing!

please dear god peli don't tell me you are broke...

i couldn't handel that!

you latsed 2 weeks? i lasted a week, now i can't even get moeny from the gov because i worked 1 weeks 2 months ago...

if you get the job, does this mean, that... like.. you could get.. your good friend... that other aussie guy... a job? you know... cos i want to move from this crummy town to where the action is. brisvegas

someone needs to calm the **** down...

**** that. this is the ture religion!


church of the latterday dude!

ummmmm

Can someone please explain to me where all the zombie **** is in The Walking Dead? In a real apocalypse there would be zombie poop like little landmines all over the place. Shows just not realistic.

don't eeven ****ign start. i already have a soiler from the ep allready. thanks facebook!

Silly yooper. Zombies dont poop.

The real mystery is how all of those idiots would have survived more than a few hours as stupid as they are.

Zombies eat therefore zombies poop - QED

i want to know how thet asain guy hooks up and gets to wife one of the chicks... this isn't a disney tale it's hell...

they are doing it wrong... whoever holds the dug trade is going to be the one who wins... you need to be rading houses. where the weed at yo.

Actually they eat until their stomach bursts. No bowel movements because they are dead.

This has been covered long ago if you knew your zombie history.

Ewwwwww

QED?
You're science has no power here, lad

i do not remember posting this.

I should prolly settle in for a few years before I go asking for favours

Can I get a free rug with that?

Inorite?

So I'm guessing that Bethany chick was a beau gimmick. That's disappointing. Pretty impressive for him though.

You sure fall in love quickly

damn it. real beat right here.

I spent the last two days sitting on my computer writing a paper to hand in 6 hours from now.

I went to the bathroom to take a crap half an hour ago, and just as I was coming up with a movie title to describe my produce it was time for the good old wipe.

I never toss the toilet paper out before giving a decent look, and I was in awe as I saw that scarlet crumpled (yeah, I'm a crumpler) despicable horrific piece of toilet paper.

That **** was pure blood.. not the ****, I mean, the paper; the **** was fine btw, good consistency, coloring and volume.

I never had anything like that happening so my first thought was colon cancer(but I'm kinda too youg for that)... I had no diarheah, nausea or fever, so food poisoning was easily discarded. ****, so now I think I got the hemorrhoids.

Got damn it Nietzsche gave me a ****ing hemorrhoid!



I'm going to the hospital in about 7 hours from now, hoping for the hemorrhoid to be confirmed, because that's like the best case scenario I can think of.

If I survive through the next 12 hours, I'll give you all an update of my situation (why? because **** you!).

Wish me luck...

Lol kids and their first anal blood.

good luck to your ass mr.Variance