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i have a problem.

ok, so i'm seeing this girl and she keeps butt dialing me. ( she keeps calling me by acident and not being on the other line. )

she called me the other night at 4 am and now again today. it's happned like 4 times if not more. one time her 4 year old sister was on the other line...

what in the ****? like. how do you get this **** to stop! now she is on privet number.. i need to turn that **** of next time i get a look at her phone!

That ain't her sister.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Work xmas parties used to be all day and all night good times fully paid for except you start buying your own drinks after 3 or 4 freebies. These days we have 2 hour lunches with 1 hour of your own time and one hour paid by work. Lunch is free but buy your own drinks. What happened???

Obama happened.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovedonks

I think a lot of companies are veering away from big parties with a lot of free alcohol due to them leaving themselves open to litigation arising from alcohol related incidents/injuries

Australia tho - alcohol related incidencs are par for the course.

11-24-2014 , 04:15 PM

#6777

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Why would you want to party with people from work anyway? They're not exactly friends.

Free alcohol?

11-24-2014 , 04:43 PM

#6778

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovedonks

I think a lot of companies are veering away from big parties with a lot of free alcohol due to them leaving themselves open to litigation arising from alcohol related incidents/injuries

everything and everyone is so precious. they've banned pork on flights here to not upset the Muslims. You can't even say merry xmas anymore. It's ****ing happy holidays or gtfo. I don't want to be on this planet anymore. I digress.. you're exactly right.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Why would you want to party with people from work anyway? They're not exactly friends.

Have you seen what happens with all that stress and tension that's built up all year and you throw a bunch of free alcohol in it? Some wonderful **** is sure to happen and we can all have a laugh for a month until the daily grind wears you down again.

11-24-2014 , 04:45 PM

#6779

pelicanpoker

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**** you 2014 I want the 90s back.

11-24-2014 , 04:49 PM

#6780

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I blame the americans tbh, PC gone wild!

11-24-2014 , 04:54 PM

#6781

pelicanpoker

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Where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely?

11-24-2014 , 04:56 PM

#6782

Da33le

leader of the normals

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I'm going to buy a nice Marks and Spencer Sunday roast for xmas dinner.

11-24-2014 , 05:05 PM

#6783

pelicanpoker

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*holiday dinner

11-24-2014 , 05:06 PM

#6784

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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Wait they really have a problem with merry christmas?

11-24-2014 , 05:07 PM

#6785

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I'm going to buy a nice Marks and Spencer Sunday roast for xmas dinner.

Why arent you going to parents gaf?

11-24-2014 , 05:12 PM

#6786

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovedonks

Wait they really have a problem with merry christmas?

Yes for real. Jesus was white and a racist os.

11-24-2014 , 05:18 PM

#6787

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'll pop round in the late morning probably but me mum is working over Christmas and the other invites I have don't tickle my fancy, so I think I'll just have a self Christmas this year.

11-24-2014 , 05:26 PM

#6788

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Yes for real. Jesus was white and a racist os.

Santa isnt tho, he's awesome

11-24-2014 , 05:34 PM

#6789

ilovedonks

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I'll pop round in the late morning probably but me mum is working over Christmas and the other invites I have don't tickle my fancy, so I think I'll just have a self Christmas this year.

I suppose its not that bad, i usually leave about 6ish myself. Normally some great films like E.T. or Its a Wonderful Life are on, and somehow my mam ends up watching Come Dine With Me or Eastenders Christmas special.

11-24-2014 , 05:38 PM

#6790

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

merry xmas anymore.

Keep the CHRIST in Christmas you Aussie heathen.

11-24-2014 , 05:38 PM

#6791

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

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Eastenders

11-24-2014 , 05:41 PM

#6792

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Oh gosh none of that tv business in our house. It's normally the only day of the year we break out the board games.

11-24-2014 , 05:45 PM

#6793

ilovedonks

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Well thats why i was asking about some good family boardgames, gonna try and create a more entertaining interactive family experience this year

11-24-2014 , 05:52 PM

#6794

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovedonks

Santa isnt tho, he's awesome

I've always liked the lad myself

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Keep the CHRIST in Christmas you Aussie heathen.

Enjoy your white Christmas Michigan while we boil in the goddamn heat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovedonks

Well thats why i was asking about some good family boardgames, gonna try and create a more entertaining interactive family experience this year

What about the wii brah? Put on the bowling and have a fruit punch to the side

11-24-2014 , 06:03 PM

#6795

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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Im not sure my mam is the wii type :s

Im thinking MouseTrap maybe

11-24-2014 , 06:09 PM

#6796

pelicanpoker

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Monopoly is the standard game for families. Imo it's too long and fights always break out. I remember mouse trap, was ok. Always been a card game man myself with Uno and the like.

11-24-2014 , 06:13 PM

#6797

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Cards Against Humanity.

You are welcome.

11-24-2014 , 06:17 PM

#6798

pelicanpoker

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Don't make me Google that wayoa?

11-24-2014 , 06:25 PM

#6799

pelicanpoker

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Such a stressful time of the year, I do apologise for my tone.

11-24-2014 , 06:33 PM

#6800

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Monopoly is the standard game for families. Imo it's too long and fights always break out. I remember mouse trap, was ok. Always been a card game man myself with Uno and the like.

Yeah i did say no monopoly when i originally mentioned it, imo2
too long

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Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Cards Against Humanity.

You are welcome.

Looks like an Apples to Apples ripoff