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so if i could post a picture of a but cheek just parting so you can clearly see the ass hole. I would right now.. cos thats how i feel. though i don't think mason will like that.

11-24-2014 , 01:43 AM

#6753

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

jfc Luke.. how is that even possible?

I'm not sure, but i'm pretty sure it has something to do with the ****ty time zone over here thanks for asking...

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Well, he IS luckyluke.

excuse me good sir. could you please go **** yourslef. thanks.

11-24-2014 , 01:44 AM

#6754

LuckyLuke01

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too late?

11-24-2014 , 01:45 AM

#6755

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

so if i could post a picture of a but cheek just parting so you can clearly see the ass hole. I would right now.. cos thats how i feel. though i don't think mason will like that.

You feel like a picture of a butthole?

11-24-2014 , 01:46 AM

#6756

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

lol Dolphins D against PFM

also you picked up Gray you n00b you

But you still have Breesus, Ivory, Gray (lol) and Graham left... you might top 50 points

11-24-2014 , 01:46 AM

#6757

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

excuse me good sir. could you please go **** yourslef. thanks.

It's bedtime.
Can I do it twice tomorrow?

11-24-2014 , 02:08 AM

#6758

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by Mutant K12

lol Dolphins D against PFM

also you picked up Gray you n00b you

what other options do i have?

11-24-2014 , 02:09 AM

#6759

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

It's bedtime.
Can I do it twice tomorrow?

eh, i'll forget by then...

just sex your wife / gf.... probbably hand? extra good for me. ok

11-24-2014 , 02:10 AM

#6760

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

You feel like a picture of a butthole?

...yes....

11-24-2014 , 07:20 AM

#6761

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Beckham Jr. GOATTTTT

26 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

The Beckham Rustle trade proved fair, and won Peli the saco bet wtf that is lol

lol Luke Goat. That lil goofball

2 games ahead of lukey pukey. plenty of time for him yet.

11-24-2014 , 07:40 AM

#6762

LuckyLuke01

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i have a problem.

ok, so i'm seeing this girl and she keeps butt dialing me. ( she keeps calling me by acident and not being on the other line. )

she called me the other night at 4 am and now again today. it's happned like 4 times if not more. one time her 4 year old sister was on the other line...

what in the ****? like. how do you get this **** to stop! now she is on privet number.. i need to turn that **** of next time i get a look at her phone!

11-24-2014 , 08:35 AM

#6763

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Take a look at the "what's your favorite weapon" thread.
Maybe you'll be inspired.
The ninja stars caught my eye...might be worth a shot.

11-24-2014 , 08:37 AM

#6764

JustJ46671

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Today is...

---drumroll---

Monday!

Short work week, with the holiday, so its kind of like Wednesday.

Bump

Last edited by JustJ46671; 11-24-2014 at 08:52 AM.

11-24-2014 , 11:39 AM

#6765

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Take a look at the "what's your favorite weapon" thread.
Maybe you'll be inspired.
The ninja stars caught my eye...might be worth a shot.

kind of like a non leathal approach to this... kind of want to keep ****ing her...

11-24-2014 , 11:46 AM

#6766

JustJ46671

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Taze her!!

11-24-2014 , 01:21 PM

#6767

Da33le

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Hello.

11-24-2014 , 01:32 PM

#6768

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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hello

11-24-2014 , 01:45 PM

#6769

Da33le

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Nothing on the cards for tonight.

11-24-2014 , 02:04 PM

#6770

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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11-24-2014 , 03:42 PM

#6771

pelicanpoker

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Work xmas parties used to be all day and all night good times fully paid for except you start buying your own drinks after 3 or 4 freebies. These days we have 2 hour lunches with 1 hour of your own time and one hour paid by work. Lunch is free but buy your own drinks. What happened???

11-24-2014 , 03:52 PM

#6772

Da33le

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I have only ever been to one work xmas party. It was a pub meal with me and about 7 old people who I barely knew.

11-24-2014 , 03:57 PM

#6773

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

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It's such bs. The company is making 10x the money and yet being such scrooges.

At least your lunch came from a hot oven dassle ours is most likely coming from a microwave

11-24-2014 , 04:04 PM

#6774

ilovedonks

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I think a lot of companies are veering away from big parties with a lot of free alcohol due to them leaving themselves open to litigation arising from alcohol related incidents/injuries