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I'm not trying to change him. I'm trying to passive-aggressively irritate the hell out of him. All while having a huge lol, myself...'cause I'm completely comfortable with my level of rancid bitch.

We have laundry issues as well. I will wash, dry, fold, put away ANYTHING that hits one of our seven laundry baskets...but his somehow never does.

Thoughts? I don't hammer and nail.

Icy hot in underwear

04-15-2014 , 02:44 PM

#4978

elrey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Some fan made this image in 2011 on a Man Utd fanboard (link below) and titled it "The Impossible Dream"

http://www.trulyreds.com/20110810/ph...ossible-dream/

I really don't miss cocky Man Utd fans at all. Haven't heard a peep from them all year.

Enjoy mediocrity for the next 24 years ****s

Tbh I haven't heard much either. I think they realize how ****ed they are

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

pel please get over yourself and you title win

kthxbia

Title win? I didn't realize city and Chelsea laid down with games to play.

04-15-2014 , 03:09 PM

#4979

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Joanne was fed up. For months she had been asking Greg not to throw his dirty laundry on the bedroom floor. For months he kept forgetting, just like he kept forgetting to vacuum the carpet and wash the dishes every night, even though he agreed that these were his jobs.

Both of them worked full time, but Joanne usually got home first and would end up picking up after Greg. As she ran the vacuum or rinsed the dirty dishes that were still in the sink, she would be seething. When he got home, she'd give him the silent treatment or make sarcastic remarks about being the maid. He'd insist that the problem was that she was a terrible nag."Maybe if you'd leave me alone about it, I'd be more likely to do it," he'd tell her.

Greg didn't realize how damaging his attitude toward housework was to his marriage until the day he arrived home to the sound of banging from the bedroom. He walked in to find his wife, still in her business suit, nailing his dirty boxer shorts to the oak floor.

"They've been there for three days," she told him. "So I figured you wanted to make them a permanent part of the decor."

This didn't escalate as quickly as I thought it might.
Cool story tho

04-15-2014 , 03:10 PM

#4980

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

The person with the highest tolerance for living in their own filth wins.

GET LOW!

Sensei

04-15-2014 , 03:11 PM

#4981

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I am rather sunburnt. Damn this pale skin.

Going outside is dangerous, mate

04-15-2014 , 03:14 PM

#4982

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Question: what are some of the funniest way youve ever heard to make a point in a relationship?

Funny haha or funny like Joe Pesci?

04-15-2014 , 03:25 PM

#4983

Kristy

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Funny--doesn't leave a scar, can't be used against me in court

04-15-2014 , 03:28 PM

#4984

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

The person with the highest tolerance for living in their own filth wins.

GET LOW!

Not if I'm tormenting him in ways I find hilarious. I'll look forward to his slovenly behaviour as an opportunity to shine.

Last edited by Kristy; 04-15-2014 at 03:29 PM. Reason: #framing

04-15-2014 , 03:28 PM

#4985

Kristy

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Maybe I should mail his dirty clothes to his mother?

04-15-2014 , 03:30 PM

#4986

Kristy

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Actually, I'll just hide them and tell him I did.

04-15-2014 , 03:30 PM

#4987

Kristy

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5 IN A ROW!

04-15-2014 , 03:40 PM

#4988

JustJ46671

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Post-it NOPES

put little messages on stickies and tag offending items.

Sample messages:
NOPE!
this does not belong here
Expiration date
International symbol for NOPE
I got close enough to this nasty s#1t to put a note on it, but I'm not touching it.

04-15-2014 , 04:02 PM

#4989

Da33le

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Going outside is dangerous, mate

I was outside all day m8. Should have used sun screen

04-15-2014 , 04:23 PM

#4990

gregorio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I was outside all day m8. Should have used sun screen

it's snowing out, ffs, you don't need sun screen

04-15-2014 , 04:37 PM

#4991

Schlitz mmmm

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This will make us happy.

04-15-2014 , 04:48 PM

#4992

Schlitz mmmm

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Let's clear out the room.

04-15-2014 , 04:52 PM

#4993

elrey

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Spoiler:

04-15-2014 , 04:52 PM

#4994

Schlitz mmmm

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1 time lol

04-15-2014 , 04:53 PM

#4995

Schlitz mmmm

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Wat r u purchasing, elrey ?

04-15-2014 , 04:54 PM

#4996

Schlitz mmmm

banned

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watch the Royals nut-up and f*ck me

04-15-2014 , 04:56 PM

#4997

fredd-bird

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I'm gussing he finally bought knee sleeves.

04-15-2014 , 04:56 PM

#4998

Schlitz mmmm

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Oh that was a sophisticated jab... Here's something less so..

EAD

04-15-2014 , 05:06 PM

#4999

Schlitz mmmm

banned

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That brought 'em back.. Jesus, I deliver

04-15-2014 , 05:21 PM

#5000

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

I'm gussing he finally bought knee sleeves.

Do they attach to his jorts?

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