Just paid Uncle Sam 19k, hope he figures out how to pay some debt down instead if just wasting it on hookers and blow

Why do you hold the government to a higher standard than yourself?

Why would you owe them that much?

Because hippies, that's why.

Last Friday, date night at this Chinese restaurant, I got carded by the waiter, some Asian guy that prolly didn't know wat he was looking at, but barg?

He's kind of a big deal.

Freddicus Liftabus
Your birds did work last night (in case you missed it since you don't really like baseball or something)

Somebody had to put the Brewcrew in their place. I just don't care to follow at this point in the season. To early.

its raining

i saw something today so motavating i thik its going to change my life

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You're not gonna try that self-immolation, are you?

Question: what are some of the funniest way youve ever heard to make a point in a relationship? I've hit a lull. This morning I found GWs late-night snack dishes congealed with cheese and some form of random mush.. ON BOTH SIDES?!?!
The best I could come up with was to throw them out, because he clearly doesn't want to wash them and we don't have a maid...so I presume that was the desired outcome.

If I can't change the behaviour after 5 years, I may as well have a laugh.

Benched at the shop before work, replaced a frost-proof silcock / outside hydrant in Eudora , 30 miles away, do more before 11 am than errr

Never been in a relationship, can't help u, Kris

Wait wat?

Much ezer when u don't have a car or significant other, just cable TV, teh internetz, and 2 mtn. bikes.
As regards surviving, this is all I had when they gave me my SSI award. I just end up buying less expensive kewl stuff.

Independence from thought

your first mistake is thinking you can change him... after five years you should have learned that.

also i owe them that much cause they like to fund socialist programs.

Joanne was fed up. For months she had been asking Greg not to throw his dirty laundry on the bedroom floor. For months he kept forgetting, just like he kept forgetting to vacuum the carpet and wash the dishes every night, even though he agreed that these were his jobs.

Both of them worked full time, but Joanne usually got home first and would end up picking up after Greg. As she ran the vacuum or rinsed the dirty dishes that were still in the sink, she would be seething. When he got home, she'd give him the silent treatment or make sarcastic remarks about being the maid. He'd insist that the problem was that she was a terrible nag."Maybe if you'd leave me alone about it, I'd be more likely to do it," he'd tell her.

Greg didn't realize how damaging his attitude toward housework was to his marriage until the day he arrived home to the sound of banging from the bedroom. He walked in to find his wife, still in her business suit, nailing his dirty boxer shorts to the oak floor.

"They've been there for three days," she told him. "So I figured you wanted to make them a permanent part of the decor."

Hey

I'm not trying to change him. I'm trying to passive-aggressively irritate the hell out of him. All while having a huge lol, myself...'cause I'm completely comfortable with my level of rancid bitch.

We have laundry issues as well. I will wash, dry, fold, put away ANYTHING that hits one of our seven laundry baskets...but his somehow never does.

Thoughts? I don't hammer and nail.

I am rather sunburnt. Damn this pale skin.

The person with the highest tolerance for living in their own filth wins.

GET LOW!

Kristy,

Try hitting him.