Watch this, you f*ckers! GOAT

Is that the stuff you burn in lamps?

Get it like that!

Pizza is on its way lol

4 dollar tip.. plus delivery charge.. they love me up in the hood

1 mirron dollars

I burn electricity, but liver-dead zombies might due in a pinch.
Are your eyeballs yellow, too?

Hooray! JUstJ know wats up, yo diggity

My bro just texted me.. we had worked on.. some backing in his living room wall Monday night, so that he could install this TV mount.. and hang his fancy 50 inch or whatever TV on his wall.. after removing sheet rock and putting in place this structural member, to which he would ultimately bolt the TV mount to, he patched the sheet rock, mudded and taped it.. then sanded and painted back.. sent me a pic today of the finish product, but volunteered that: well, patch didn't come out great, but it's acceptable.

I messaged him back: u r not good at wat u do

he replied: No.... no im not

lmaooooooo oh its fun

Television man is crazy
saying we're juvenile delinquent wrecks
Oh man I need TV
when I got T Rex

Yes my eyes are all jaundiced up too.

Doctors took blood and urine and I should have the results tomorrow.

you're halfway dead

meaning 40something more years of Mutanti!

you are hardcore
you make me hard

Zombified. Put yourself out of misery before the transition is complete.

dylan on record.

today is a good day.

it's overcast and rainy today.

Abandon the idea of dick pics as a unidirectional parade for your ego. Embrace the idea of dick pics as a two-way street, in which the desires of your receiver are crucially important. If you’re not sending a dick pic for the purpose of making someone else happy, the dick pic game is not for you.

PM sent!

One of the most persistent problems with dick pics is that men tend to have a single-minded focus on maximizing their size, resulting in strange contortions of the body and glaringly unattractive worm’s-eye-view shots. Obsessing over your size rarely results in a hot dick pic, and men with big dicks are often the worst offenders here.

The log is the bottom of the dick pic barrel. A log is when you take a zoomed-in, birds-eye-view shot of your dick, with your dick taking up pretty much the entire frame and with little else going on in it. They’re lazy, fiercely unimaginative and about as erotic as bellybutton lint. No logs in 2014.

I've seen love go by my door.
it's never been this close before
never been so easy or so slow
i've been shooting in the dark too long
when somethings not right it's wrong
your gunna make me lonsome when you go!

mornin'

Mornin' hap