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On my Facebook Feed there are two ads. One says "Meet Over 30 Singles In Your Area" ... the other says "Single? Date on Facebook"

Why the **** would anyone click the > 30 link?

07-21-2013 , 08:33 PM

#853

elrey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

The daughter in The Sopranos is super hot and I would marry her.

meadow is woat

07-21-2013 , 08:35 PM

#854

JustJ46671

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Over 30 is a lot

07-21-2013 , 08:36 PM

#855

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Is it legal rape if you only put your pinky in her butt?

I think it's a matter of premeditation ... so in your case, yes.

07-21-2013 , 08:42 PM

#856

Abe008

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Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

meadow is woat

Pretty but

07-21-2013 , 08:46 PM

#857

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

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*butt

07-21-2013 , 08:48 PM

#858

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I think it's a matter of premeditation ... so in your case, yes.

Well, I would do it spontaneously. No clue when it will happen, but it will happen.

07-21-2013 , 09:04 PM

#859

Abe008

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Got new running shoes and took like 45 secs off my best time for a ~2.6mile run.

07-21-2013 , 09:07 PM

#860

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

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placebo effect

07-21-2013 , 09:07 PM

#861

Abe008

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Quite proud of how bad they smell after just one outing.

07-21-2013 , 09:09 PM

#862

elrey

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stop buying used shoes?

07-21-2013 , 09:11 PM

#863

Abe008

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Not actually placebo imo. Shoes I was using before were NOT made for running and they actually hurt my ankles a little at times, especially when running downhill.

07-21-2013 , 09:11 PM

#864

Abe008

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Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

stop buying used shoes?

How many times do I have to tell you elrey? I will **** you up.

07-21-2013 , 09:16 PM

#865

fredd-bird

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

Not actually placebo imo. Shoes I was using before were NOT made for running and they actually hurt my ankles a little at times, especially when running downhill.

******o effect.

Do you even lift?

07-21-2013 , 09:20 PM

#866

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

Not actually placebo imo. Shoes I was using before were NOT made for running and they actually hurt my ankles a little at times, especially when running downhill.

Omg..was it those little cork-soled wedges with the canvas bow? They made your ass look

Fat

07-21-2013 , 09:21 PM

#867

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

How many times do I have to tell you elrey? I will **** you up.

You seem mad

07-21-2013 , 09:22 PM

#868

Abe008

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No lifting is for ****.

07-21-2013 , 09:23 PM

#869

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

No lifting is for ****.

Flan?

07-21-2013 , 10:20 PM

#870

fuluck

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I am in Alabama.

07-21-2013 , 10:22 PM

#871

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

Not actually placebo imo. Shoes I was using before were NOT made for running and they actually hurt my ankles a little at times, especially when running downhill.

i was jk about that. good fitting shoes are a must

maybe research and practice proper running mechanics and be sure to warm up and do some dynamic stretching beforehand so you dont injure yourself

07-21-2013 , 10:22 PM

#872

fuluck

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Also, my lady friend told me I treat her like ****.

She is no longer my lady friend.

07-21-2013 , 10:24 PM

#873

Abe008

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

I am in Alabama.

Solid beat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

i was jk about that. good fitting shoes are a must

maybe research and practice proper running mechanics and be sure to warm up and do some dynamic stretching beforehand so you dont injure yourself

(handshake)

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Also, my lady friend told me I treat her like ****.

She is no longer my lady friend.

Solid beat.

07-21-2013 , 10:32 PM

#874

fuluck

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It could be worse.

I could be in Ireland.

07-21-2013 , 10:34 PM

#875

Abe008

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Yep. So could I, but I'm not.

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