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jfc ive gotten like 6 emails in the last 10 mins from 1 person about a group project due in 2 weeks chill bitch making the subject PLEASE RESPOND is a guaranteed way to have me not respond

obv play is to send her dick pics with the subject line PLEASE RESPOND

07-26-2013 , 08:27 PM

#2102

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

Just single handedly won a pub quiz for a team full of 19 year old female bimbos. ]

lemme guess, they were all pale and wore purple contacts?

07-26-2013 , 08:30 PM

#2103

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

Lookin' good, Sklansky.

07-26-2013 , 08:35 PM

#2104

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

thanks for the vid gregorio, it was definitely entertaining

07-26-2013 , 08:35 PM

#2105

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Man f work today. Stayed like an hour and a half late, got there 30 minutes early. Yelled at my boss for 30 minutes, just **** this day in general

Walked into my bosses office at 3pm and asked him if it'd be cool if I just went home for the rest of the day. He said "Ya bro, that's cool". I told him I'd input my time as sick time, he said "**** it. Don't worry about it." Now I don't know who to charge for my 2 hours that I didn't work.

07-26-2013 , 08:36 PM

#2106

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoSoxBK

Lookin' good, Sklansky.

That man would do horrible things to you

07-26-2013 , 08:37 PM

#2107

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Obviously you need to drink and gamble Jack

07-26-2013 , 08:37 PM

#2108

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Learnin' the tricks...only approach your boss on Fridays

07-26-2013 , 08:39 PM

#2109

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

Remember that book study I was bitching about going to next week? I just sent an e-mail to the coordinator...won't be able to make it to that one next week, check ya in a few weeks sistaaah

07-26-2013 , 08:40 PM

#2110

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

I just ate an obscene amount of raw fish. Also pickled ginger.

07-26-2013 , 08:50 PM

#2111

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Last week, on Friday, I came in 5 minutes late and I asked him around lunch if I could leave 30 minutes early. He gave me a lecture about coming in late. Nevermind that I had been staying an hour late for the past 2 weeks. My immediate boss is a complete dick. I'm getting a promotion soon though, and I won't have to deal with him as much. So whatever, I guess

07-26-2013 , 08:53 PM

#2112

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoSoxBK

Remember that book study I was bitching about going to next week? I just sent an e-mail to the coordinator...won't be able to make it to that one next week, check ya in a few weeks sistaaah

Just don't get mad when she's not excited when you tell her you'll actually show up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

He prob mad that you are getting the promotion.

07-26-2013 , 08:54 PM

#2113

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

She is the head of the Language Arts department. She responded with a pity reply saying that they would miss me and:

"I hope you are doing good."

07-26-2013 , 08:54 PM

#2114

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

He don't know!

07-26-2013 , 08:55 PM

#2115

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Why did you disappear panda? Thats my thing.

Work took me away for a minute... did you ask me a question or something? I don't see anything that I missed

07-26-2013 , 08:56 PM

#2116

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,535

maybe you should stop reading into things so much beff

07-26-2013 , 08:57 PM

#2117

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

Work took me away for a minute... did you ask me a question or something? I don't see anything that I missed

No you were mia for a while

07-26-2013 , 08:58 PM

#2118

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoSoxBK

She is the head of the Language Arts department. She responded with a pity reply saying that they would miss me and:

"I hope you are doing good."

07-26-2013 , 08:58 PM

#2119

Rolando Blackman

adept

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 999

every couple of fridays my boss will order me to go golfing with him. what a complete dick

07-26-2013 , 08:58 PM

#2120

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Are you feeling gooder?

07-26-2013 , 08:59 PM

#2121

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Like you found a life or got locked up

07-26-2013 , 09:00 PM

#2122

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

You gon get got

07-26-2013 , 09:01 PM

#2123

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

I think he's a miserable older man and his hot bitch of a wife totally controls him. Like 100%

07-26-2013 , 09:02 PM

#2124

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolando Blackman

every couple of fridays my boss will order me to go golfing with him. what a complete dick

I got asked if I wanted to go golfing today by some coworkers but it was way too ****ing hot for that ****.

07-26-2013 , 09:04 PM

#2125

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

maybe you should stop reading into things so much beff

I can't. I'm a woman.

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