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01-23-2013 , 10:48 PM

#4001

pelicanpoker

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where do Jews go to get married? srs question.

01-23-2013 , 10:50 PM

#4002

LeonardoDicaprio

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jdate i think

01-23-2013 , 10:55 PM

#4003

pelicanpoker

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srs answers wanted

01-23-2013 , 10:56 PM

#4004

pelicanpoker

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do they say Ich Liebe Dich and squash a glass under a hanky in a synagogue os?

01-23-2013 , 10:58 PM

#4005

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

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jews aren't allowed to get married

01-23-2013 , 10:59 PM

#4006

LeonardoDicaprio

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 39,918

what they dont got google down under m8?

**** idk temple or some ****

01-23-2013 , 11:00 PM

#4007

LeonardoDicaprio

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 39,918

i googled it and the answer is "north jersey"

not sure what that is must be a jew thing

01-23-2013 , 11:03 PM

#4008

Low Key

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Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

inorite. once in a while i misclick and stumble upon the inner reccesses of some forlorn omg and im like

Spoiler:

I usually think this too

Spoiler:

01-23-2013 , 11:05 PM

#4009

pelicanpoker

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we don't have Jews in Australia mate so I'm asking you.

but sure I'll Google it.

01-23-2013 , 11:08 PM

#4010

pelicanpoker

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Google says it is usually done in the home by an imam w/e that is.

fact: if you're not a Jew you can't get married in Israel.

01-23-2013 , 11:11 PM

#4011

Gizmo

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

http://coloradoindependent.com/12680...s-arent-people

lolllllllllll

01-23-2013 , 11:12 PM

#4012

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Pretty good.
It turns out my trust has dwindled low enough to the point where it's no longer economical to maintain it as a trust, so it'll be getting dispersed to me.

Which scares the **** out of me :/

Ballin outta control. It scares you because it's too much money for you to want to be responsible for, or cuz there isn't that much $?

If it's the former, maybe put a bunch in an investment account?

If it's the latter, dunno, I have faith in y'all.

01-23-2013 , 11:12 PM

#4013

LeonardoDicaprio

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 39,918

i can honestly say i don't have any jewish friends... i guess we don't have them in Iowa or Colorado either.

sorry didn't mean to sound like a dick

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01-23-2013 , 11:13 PM

#4014

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by JMurder3

Can't it be both?

01-23-2013 , 11:17 PM

#4015

pelicanpoker

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There was a Family Guy episode about Peter hiring a Jewish accountant that was banned in America apparently. I have it at home and I can say it is without a doubt the GOAT episode.

It's titled "To Wish Upon a Weinstein"

01-23-2013 , 11:19 PM

#4016

Gizmo

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It's been played in America, I think it probably is still in reruns on adult swim.

01-23-2013 , 11:19 PM

#4017

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LeonardoDicaprio

i can honestly say i don't have any jewish friends... i guess we don't have them in Iowa or Colorado either.

sorry didn't mean to sound like a dick

don't think it's a dick thing to say.

I don't have any black or Asian friends. not by choice, just the way it is.

01-23-2013 , 11:19 PM

#4018

Gizmo

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Makes my heart sing that this guy has caught on all over 2p2.

01-23-2013 , 11:20 PM

#4019

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

It's been played in America, I think it probably is still in reruns on adult swim.

orly? it says Banned In America on the cover. weird..

01-23-2013 , 11:20 PM

#4020

-Insert Witty SN-

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Originally Posted by Low Key

I usually think this too

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01-23-2013 , 11:21 PM

#4021

ncboiler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

lol wut???? banned??? By who?

01-23-2013 , 11:23 PM

#4022

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

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i don't think you can ban stuff like that in america. something about some amendment i think.

01-23-2013 , 11:23 PM

#4023

LeonardoDicaprio

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 39,918

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

don't think it's a dick thing to say.

I don't have any black or Asian friends. not by choice, just the way it is.

i meant the google thing but whatevs.

01-23-2013 , 11:24 PM

#4024

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

maybe fox just wouldn't air it or something

01-23-2013 , 11:24 PM

#4025

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Can't it be both?

Then both sentences apply

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