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01-25-2013 , 03:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
Lol joke that's not similar. Good luck tho.
Thx

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Brickie
If it's any consolation, I wanted to read it, but it's difficult for me. You have my condolences tho.
Cliffs: My ex is the worst person in the history of the world. Might not be able to get divorced before wedding in April.
01-25-2013 , 03:12 PM
Rogged.



    Poker Stars, $7.34 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #15733291

    UTG+2: 2,183 (10.9 bb)
    Hero (MP1): 3,465 (17.3 bb)
    MP2: 1,985 (9.9 bb)
    MP3: 1,764 (8.8 bb)
    CO: 4,835 (24.2 bb)
    BTN: 3,025 (15.1 bb)
    SB: 1,130 (5.7 bb)
    BB: 954 (4.8 bb)
    UTG+1: 1,861 (9.3 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q Q
    2 folds, Hero raises to 400, 2 folds, CO raises to 1,200, 2 folds, BB calls 754 and is all-in, Hero raises to 3,465 and is all-in, CO calls 2,265

    Flop: (7,984) 7 K A (3 players, 2 are all-in)
    Turn: (7,984) 2 (3 players, 2 are all-in)
    River: (7,984) T (3 players, 2 are all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: 7,984 pot
    Final Board: 7 K A 2 T
    Hero showed Q Q and lost (-3,465 net)
    CO showed T T and won 7,984 (4,519 net)
    BB showed J T and lost (-954 net)



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    01-25-2013 , 03:14 PM
    jm3

    does that mean you'll be in Tally-ho soon?
    01-25-2013 , 03:24 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by fredd-bird
    jm3

    does that mean you'll be in Tally-ho soon?
    Unlikely. I won't have to show up for the hearing if it actually happens, and it would be in St. Pete anyway.

    I am considering calling a FL divorce attorney & seeing what they can do to expedite an uncontested divorce, but even then I doubt I'll have to show.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Abe008
    That sucks balls. She sounds like real piece of work.
    She's WOAT person. I only stayed with her for so long because she made me feel so bad about myself I felt I deserved to be treated that badly.
    01-25-2013 , 03:25 PM
    o right, lol St Pete
    01-25-2013 , 03:31 PM
    sorry murda. makes me happy in my not wanting to get married...even if i could find a girl.
    01-25-2013 , 03:33 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jmitchell42
    sorry murda. makes me happy in my not wanting to get married...even if i could find a girl.
    That's exactly what I was thinking, but more the second part.
    01-25-2013 , 03:37 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Da33le
    That's exactly what I was thinking, but more the second part.
    You should knock one in the back of the head with a big stick. When she comes to, tell her that she got attacked and robbed by some evil man and you scared him away. It might be your only way in.
    01-25-2013 , 03:41 PM
    Knock her into a coma tho. Then when she comes around pretend like you are her husband.
    01-25-2013 , 03:42 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JMurder3
    So I'm stressed out & feeling blah, so I figure I'll share something personal with y'all...

    (tl;dr)

    My ex is pretty much literally the most useless person in the world. She broke up with me (best thing she ever did for me by far), in March 2010. I have been trying to get divorced since pretty much July 2010.

    We have no children, and no contested issues. I gave her about 2/3 of the $$$ when I left she could deal with the house payments & stuff since she pretty much didn't work while we were together & I was working 48 hours a week to pay her bills.

    I sent her divorce papers for the first time in the Summer of 2011. She is the Florida resident, so she would be the Petitioner. She never bothered signing or filing them. After about 9 months she said that she read them & didn't like what something said about the person who was living in the house being responsible for repairs.

    Whatever. I re-did the papers without including anything about the house to let that just be covered by applicable property law. She finally signs them a few months later, & they get turned in to the court in August 2012. All she needs to do is call & set up a hearing. It takes her about 2 months before finally calling & determining that we need to submit financial affidavits before we can get a hearing.

    Whatever. I turned in my affidavit within a week (early October). She finally turned hers in January 8th. Now she claims she needs to complete more forms before she can get a hearing date in 10 days.

    I don't know whether she's just full-****** & that's why this is taking forever, she's trying to hang on for some dumbazz reason, or whether she somehow knows I plan on getting married this April.

    Anyway, I can't trust her to do anything, and since she's the petitioner I can't set up hearings & crap myself without petitioning the court & that could take months.

    So I'm considering paying a bunch of $$$ to try to get this done in Nevada in time. Apparently they have quick divorces in Nevada, but it will be close, no guarantee it would work, & would easily cost 4 figures.

    Regardless we're going to have the wedding, it just won't be our official wedding day if I'm still married obviously, and that would suck, because it's going to be really badazz marrying someone who's amazing & actually cares about me & such. Plus the baby is coming in June & we'd prefer to be married before he's born, even if that's old-fashioned.

    Anyway, sorry for venting, & it's cool if you don't read it, I still y'all.
    CLIFFS: Don't get married.
    01-25-2013 , 03:45 PM
    i should sleep
    01-25-2013 , 03:46 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JMurder3
    So I'm stressed out & feeling blah, so I figure I'll share something personal with y'all...

    (tl;dr)

    My ex is pretty much literally the most useless person in the world. She broke up with me (best thing she ever did for me by far), in March 2010. I have been trying to get divorced since pretty much July 2010.

    We have no children, and no contested issues. I gave her about 2/3 of the $$$ when I left so she could deal with the house payments & stuff since she pretty much didn't work while we were together & I was working 48 hours a week to pay her bills.

    I sent her divorce papers for the first time in the Summer of 2011. She is the Florida resident, so she would be the Petitioner. She never bothered signing or filing them. After about 9 months she said that she read them & didn't like what something said about the person who was living in the house being responsible for repairs.

    Whatever. I re-did the papers without including anything about the house to let that just be covered by applicable property law. She finally signs them a few months later, & they get turned in to the court in August 2012. All she needs to do is call & set up a hearing. It takes her about 2 months before finally calling & determining that we need to submit financial affidavits before we can get a hearing.

    Whatever. I turned in my affidavit within a week (early October). She finally turned hers in January 8th. Now she claims she needs to complete more forms before she can get a hearing date in 10 days.

    I don't know whether she's just full-****** & that's why this is taking forever, she's trying to hang on for some dumbazz reason, or whether she somehow knows I plan on getting married this April.

    Anyway, I can't trust her to do anything, and since she's the petitioner I can't set up hearings & crap myself without petitioning the court & that could take months.

    So I'm considering paying a bunch of $$$ to try to get this done in Nevada in time. Apparently they have quick divorces in Nevada, but it will be close, no guarantee it would work, & would easily cost 4 figures.

    Regardless we're going to have the wedding, it just won't be our official wedding day if I'm still married obviously, and that would suck, because it's going to be really badazz marrying someone who's amazing & actually cares about me & such. Plus the baby is coming in June & we'd prefer to be married before he's born, even if that's old-fashioned.

    Anyway, sorry for venting, & it's cool if you don't read it, I still y'all.
    i`m sorry to hear that
    i actually thought it`s a myth about the difficulties with divorce, but turned out it`s not

    how about hiring a killer?
    01-25-2013 , 03:49 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JMurder3
    She's WOAT person. I only stayed with her for so long because she made me feel so bad about myself I felt I deserved to be treated that badly.
    We end up with the person we think we deserve.

    On a related note Abe I saw Perks of Being a Wallflower and I decided I'm going to marry Emma Watson, so you'll have to find someone else.
    01-25-2013 , 03:50 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by chipa
    i`m sorry to hear that
    i actually thought it`s a myth about the difficulties with divorce, but turned out it`s not

    how about hiring a killer?
    Anyone know how to contact G2Hell's wife :worried:
    01-25-2013 , 03:52 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by allinontheturn
    Anyone know how to contact G2Hell's wife :worried:
    naw. she`s a mom, i cant do it to her.
    01-25-2013 , 03:53 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by chipa
    i`m sorry to hear that
    i actually thought it`s a myth about the difficulties with divorce, but turned out it`s not

    how about hiring a killer?
    While that may be the standard protocol in Russia, I don't think it is in America. :S

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by allinontheturn
    We end up with the person we think we deserve.

    On a related note Abe I saw Perks of Being a Wallflower and I decided I'm going to marry Emma Watson, so you'll have to find someone else.
    **** you. But seriously though she is pretty much just the best thing ever.
    01-25-2013 , 03:54 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jmitchell42
    sorry murda. makes me happy in my not wanting to get married...even if i could find a girl.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by allinontheturn
    CLIFFS: Don't get married.
    Marriage is cool I'm sure. Marrying a psycho byatch is not. It's not like in hindsight our relationship was remotely acceptable before we got married either.

    The problem is, until you meet someone that's actually right for you, if you end up with a psycho byatch, you don't really know that there actually might be someone out there who makes you preposterously happy erry day of your life.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by chipa
    i`m sorry to hear that
    i actually thought it`s a myth about the difficulties with divorce, but turned out it`s not

    how about hiring a killer?
    Ya, it's a pain. I would, but people always suspect the ex. Plus it'd be more fun to do oneself

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by allinontheturn
    We end up with the person we think we deserve.

    On a related note Abe I saw Perks of Being a Wallflower and I decided I'm going to marry Emma Watson, so you'll have to find someone else.
    Ya, that's why I feel bad when I see y'all moping around. You're (mostly) good people, & deserve happiness, & until you realize that, it's going to be hard to obtain it.
    01-25-2013 , 03:54 PM
    You mean you couldn't do it to her kids
    01-25-2013 , 03:54 PM
    Kill the kids too.
    01-25-2013 , 03:56 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Abe008
    But seriously though she is pretty much just the best thing ever.
    Spoiler:
    01-25-2013 , 03:57 PM
    No because then the dad would be sad so you would have to kill him, and then you would be sad, so then there's only one way out.
    01-25-2013 , 04:10 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nham
    i should sleep
    oh ok DRAMA QUEEN. get ur beauty sleep
    01-25-2013 , 04:11 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by chipa
    naw. she`s a mom, i cant do it to her.
    NOTE TO SELF: Become a mother so chipa won't kill you.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JMurder3
    You're (mostly) good people, & deserve happiness
    :fluffle:
    01-25-2013 , 04:11 PM
    calm down, boys. i`m not killing anyone.











    yet.
    01-25-2013 , 04:15 PM
    jm3, im sure there must be some law that limits the time she has for signing papers, otherwise it can last forever!

          
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