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09-25-2012 , 07:46 AM
I got new neighbors last week. May be in witness protection program...from weight watchers!
09-25-2012 , 07:54 AM
Did you go to introduce yourself and welcome them to neighbourhood?

in b4 you end up in american beauty relationship with their teenage kiddo
09-25-2012 , 08:18 AM
I went to say hi and got pepper sprayed by the fat mom.
2 pre-school kids...not beauties in ANY country, imo.
09-25-2012 , 08:23 AM
I meant more like that teenager dude that selled pot to Spacey

anyway, they seem like nice people (pepper spray, wtf??)
09-25-2012 , 09:22 AM
almost an hour bump
09-25-2012 , 10:13 AM
09-25-2012 , 10:21 AM
all about the home schoolin'

09-25-2012 , 10:28 AM
why whould somone do that
09-25-2012 , 10:31 AM
she chewed on my favorite toy
09-25-2012 , 10:41 AM
update on your current job status sir? still under contract?
09-25-2012 , 10:49 AM
still under contract until the end of October. no idea what else is going to happen.

when are you going to become a professional diver/dive instructor?
09-25-2012 , 10:55 AM
never imo. that was joke/something started by JJ and Pelican the other day.

Diving is just recreation and a nice hobby

They brought that up when I said I really need a change considering my employer etc.
09-25-2012 , 10:57 AM
oh... somebody else said that? Simple minds think alike I guess
09-25-2012 , 11:07 AM
Quote:
Witnesses say they saw the woman floating on a raft in the motel's swimming pool before they left the area.

When they returned, they say she was floating in the bottom of the pool.
I bet these witnesses are from Alabama.
09-25-2012 , 11:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fredd-bird
I bet these witnesses are from Alabama.
it's the parallax effect
09-25-2012 , 12:19 PM
happy birthday mikelle, best wishes
09-25-2012 , 12:25 PM
09-25-2012 , 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AngryPanda
happy birthday mikelle, best wishes
dammit!

i didn't get him anything for his yesterday birthday, and now i've forgotten his today birthday.
09-25-2012 , 12:44 PM
there is always tomorrow
09-25-2012 , 12:47 PM
Many happy returns, mikelle.
09-25-2012 , 12:53 PM
09-25-2012 , 01:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutant K12
there is always tomorrow
if i order him something on prime, he might get it by his thursday birthday
09-25-2012 , 01:08 PM
abe, just put it in some rice it'll be fine.


happy birthday mikelle
09-25-2012 , 01:24 PM
s dnem rojdenia, mikelle!!!
09-25-2012 , 01:29 PM
rojdeniya*

      
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