Pics you dolts.

the brickie goat

agreed, ive got nothing there

-_-

so, what is it, dazzzzzzzzle

remember how jacked i was

okok one of the goat, his chops are just the best tho

I fell asleep with the tv on last night, but when I woke up in the morning it was off . I think I have an energy saving ghost or something.

ima cut my hair and shower csb

Price of melting down I guess. I wouldn't know cuz I think I'm stronger but no slimmer than when I started working out.

Mine did that last summer. It sneaks up on you.

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

I'd love to say the reason I'm not posting is that I'm busy multitabling poker and making ****loads of money, but the truth is I'm just sitting here trying to decide if I should quote Mayo's post and say "lol" so that people will know I'm here and give me some attention, or just keep F5ing in the hope that someone else will do the dirty work.

Or the third option, type out a too much information post and confirm everyone's already strong belief that there's quite a lot wrong with me.

It could be worse, you could be watching eastenders

seek help immediately.

Might watch this terrible looking Hereafter film instead.

Oh snap Ian just bought back the cafe and he's going to call it Mandy's, but his Lucy thinks he's going to call it Lucy's. There is going to be fireworks.

his Lucy? I obv meant his daughter, Lucy.

Oh snap, Soaps are so obvious!

Such a boss

jesus dale youre like a thread dahmer

It's bad to start off the work week counting down the hours until I can leave.