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03-26-2012 , 11:51 PM
What does a man do without his gf for two days?
03-26-2012 , 11:52 PM
cut off his penis.

you are talking about yourself, right?
03-26-2012 , 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry
Wow, I feel so welcome and special!
You're definitely special
03-27-2012 , 12:00 AM
good one ******
03-27-2012 , 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry
Giz, have you ever been to a titty bar?
Yep, in Vegas with Low Key, RB, and Mat Sklansky.
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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry
You should meet up with New Kid and post pics of the adventure.
I don't have a car or much time and generally feel miserable tho.
03-27-2012 , 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry
You should meet up with New Kid and post pics of the adventure.
all interactions with males and females were forbidden beforehand, cuz i'm all possessive and stuff or something
03-27-2012 , 12:04 AM
imo2this ******
03-27-2012 , 12:04 AM
Did you get a dance? Are you a good tipper?
03-27-2012 , 12:05 AM
hug a homie, buy him a VW
03-27-2012 , 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry
Did you get a dance? Are you a good tipper?
I am certainly a good tipped, but I did not get a dance. Ryan couldn't find a girl he wanted to dance for me, I think. I had one bitch take my glasses off my face and clean them with her tits, though. That was disgusting.
03-27-2012 , 12:07 AM
i dont tip strippers, i shaft them
03-27-2012 , 12:10 AM
That doesn't seem like an effective glasses cleaning method at all.
03-27-2012 , 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by :tinfoil:
i dont tip strippers, i shaft them
the more i read about it, this strauss kahn guy is like your idol right?
03-27-2012 , 12:21 AM
fmr head of IMF
DTF
MOB

whats not to like
03-27-2012 , 12:22 AM
aggravated pimping.. I'm so jealous
03-27-2012 , 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry
That doesn't seem like an effective glasses cleaning method at all.
I won't lie to you, there are far more effective ways to clean glasses.
03-27-2012 , 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
aggravated pimping.. I'm so jealous
soemone should get that as an undertitle
03-27-2012 , 12:38 AM
pimpin aint ez

- don magic strauss-kahn
03-27-2012 , 12:43 AM
somebody should make a chop
03-27-2012 , 12:44 AM
An aggravated pimp is not to be messed with.
03-27-2012 , 12:47 AM
tough love imo
03-27-2012 , 12:50 AM
Witty, your location stresses me out.
03-27-2012 , 12:52 AM
y
03-27-2012 , 12:54 AM
it is at some point between never to early
03-27-2012 , 12:57 AM
moar like low keen amirite

      
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