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giz you should get super ****ing fat, like so fat that you think you might die maybe and then it will help you to stop eatting like that

at least that's how i solve my problems

03-26-2012 , 11:12 PM

#5878

Kentucky Buddha

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Right now I'm in Dallas, with my brother who is sick and I'm eating pizza and hating myself cause I'm a fat **** and I'm missing Low Key and yadda yadda.

Have you seen this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3Ut...layer_embedded

Last edited by Kentucky Buddha; 03-26-2012 at 11:12 PM. Reason: I don't know why I still suck at the you tube thing.

03-26-2012 , 11:12 PM

#5879

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

Welcome (back?) to Dallas Giz

We're all fat here, don't feel bad.

Thanks lady. And the building my brother lives in has all these crazy super blonde, tan, thin women with fake tits. Basically the personification of trashy dallosites imo.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

It's been like 7 hours giz

I've only seen him for like 9 hours since thursday though. I miss him.

03-26-2012 , 11:13 PM

#5880

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

being sunburned

you aren't happening to be study dermatology aorn are you, cause I got this mole :s

i think i am working at a derma clinic this summer so can you give me 2 months?

03-26-2012 , 11:14 PM

#5881

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Thanks lady. And the building my brother lives in has all these crazy super blonde, tan, thin women with fake tits. Basically the personification of trashy dallosites imo.

White trash beautiful

03-26-2012 , 11:14 PM

#5882

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

You are a pictard, aren't you?

just because you haven't seen them don't mean they don't exist

03-26-2012 , 11:16 PM

#5883

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i think i am working at a derma clinic this summer so can you give me 2 months?

iz will be so dead by then from the cancers tho

03-26-2012 , 11:18 PM

#5884

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

hey giz, my hair is noticably more blonde from being in the sun all day

u jelly?

03-26-2012 , 11:19 PM

#5885

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

hey giz, my hair is noticably more blonde from being in the sun all day

u jelly?

Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

You are a pictard, aren't you?

03-26-2012 , 11:24 PM

#5886

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,535

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

I've only seen him for like 9 hours since thursday though. I miss him.

i think he came in here, seemed really joyful, said something about a titty bar.

03-26-2012 , 11:25 PM

#5887

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Thanks lady. And the building my brother lives in has all these crazy super blonde, tan, thin women with fake tits. Basically the personification of trashy dallosites imo.

please dont talk about new kid like that

03-26-2012 , 11:27 PM

#5888

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

03-26-2012 , 11:28 PM

#5889

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

i think he came in here, seemed really joyful, said something about a titty bar.

lol no.

03-26-2012 , 11:32 PM

#5890

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

You should meet up with New Kid and post pics of the adventure.

03-26-2012 , 11:32 PM

#5891

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Giz, have you ever been to a titty bar?

03-26-2012 , 11:33 PM

#5892

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

hello msblue

03-26-2012 , 11:37 PM

#5893

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

You should meet up with New Kid and post pics of the adventure.

Shhh Ms. Blue, you're going to blow my cover!

Last edited by New Kid; 03-26-2012 at 11:37 PM. Reason: Also, hi!

03-26-2012 , 11:38 PM

#5894

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

hello msblue

03-26-2012 , 11:40 PM

#5895

xbeatax

bee-ah-tuh

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,302

i've been to a tittybar in my day.

03-26-2012 , 11:42 PM

#5896

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

Sorry, you guys, I feel like I owe you all an apology. I can't just come in here and make attempts at humor, just days after being completely miserable. It's not fair to you guys. :/

Spoiler:

03-26-2012 , 11:43 PM

#5897

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Wow, I feel so welcome and special!

03-26-2012 , 11:44 PM

#5898

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

Sorry, you guys, I feel like I owe you all an apology. I can't just come in here and make attempts at humor, just days after being completely miserable. It's not fair to you guys. :/

Spoiler:

I for one feel this apology is a long time coming. You have single-handedly ruined the internet for everybody and it's about time it stopped.