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01-06-2012 , 03:38 AM

#7551

Clark S. Griswold

stranger

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 13

Getting squeezed on the head with salad tongs would explain a lot about America's youth actually.

Last edited by Clark S. Griswold; 01-06-2012 at 03:38 AM. Reason: Also Abe008

01-06-2012 , 03:41 AM

#7552

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

My 9th grade sex ed talk was given by a newborn baby.

This explains so much.

01-06-2012 , 03:41 AM

#7553

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

I was joking. My 9th grade sex ed talk wasn't really given by a newborn baby.

01-06-2012 , 03:42 AM

#7554

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

My 9th grade sex ed talk was given by a nun. The anti-contraceptive message wouldn't have worked if they'd shown us birthing videos.

you know what they say about catholic girls...

I have a anti contraceptive concept santorum t shirt in the works. get your pre order in now

01-06-2012 , 03:42 AM

#7555

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clark S. Griswold

Getting squeezed on the head with salad tongs would explain a lot about America's youth actually.

Now, now, people probably said the exact same thing about your generation.

01-06-2012 , 03:43 AM

#7556

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

I was joking. My 9th grade sex ed talk wasn't really given by a newborn baby.

sick timing--I made this post without being aware of the response before it

01-06-2012 , 03:43 AM

#7557

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

Quote:

Originally Posted by :tinfoil:

you know what they say about catholic girls...

I have a anti contraceptive concept santorum t shirt in the works. get your pre order in now

Only if it'll come soon.

01-06-2012 , 03:48 AM

#7558

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

sick timing--I made this post without being aware of the response before it

Such a typical guy move

01-06-2012 , 03:57 AM

#7559

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

Such a typical guy move

*picks up paddle*

Last edited by ToTheInternet; 01-06-2012 at 03:58 AM. Reason: you're asking for it

01-06-2012 , 03:59 AM

#7560

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

Begging, actually.

Last edited by New Kid; 01-06-2012 at 04:00 AM. Reason: Jk, I never have to

01-06-2012 , 04:00 AM

#7561

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

how do you want it

01-06-2012 , 04:02 AM

#7562

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

G'evening omg. How are y'all doing?

I recommend Man On A Ledge for when it comes out in like a month. I recommend not sitting in 2nd row tho.

01-06-2012 , 04:03 AM

#7563

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

Dang, we got walked in on.

01-06-2012 , 04:05 AM

#7564

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

tti cybering with his gimmicks again

01-06-2012 , 04:05 AM

#7565

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

I don't have my contacts in, I can't see anything.

01-06-2012 , 04:05 AM

#7566

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

G'evening omg. How are y'all doing?

I recommend Man On A Ledge for when it comes out in like a month. I recommend not sitting in 2nd row tho.

I'll bet your neck hurts.

01-06-2012 , 04:07 AM

#7567

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

I'll bet your neck hurts.

Eh, that was over 24 hours ago. Neck back in proper working order.

01-06-2012 , 04:08 AM

#7568

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

Quote:

Originally Posted by :tinfoil:

tti cybering with his gimmicks again

I'm not the only one?!

01-06-2012 , 04:15 AM

#7569

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

G'evening omg. How are y'all doing?

I recommend Man On A Ledge for when it comes out in like a month. I recommend not sitting in 2nd row tho.

I'm not an expert in the mechanics of film projection, but I'm at least 50% sure that the man on the movie screen won't actually fall into the movie theater.

Quote:

Originally Posted by :tinfoil:

tti cybering with his gimmicks again

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

I don't have my contacts in, I can't see anything.

good man

01-06-2012 , 04:18 AM

#7570

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

I'm not an expert in the mechanics of film projection, but I'm at least 50% sure that the man on the movie screen won't actually fall into the movie theater.

But...he's on a ledge...