I was a little disappointed in the quality of the road trip videos after hoping he would go on a poker road trip forever but this last one really takes the cake. I don't think the guy should even bother with the return leg of the trip if he's gonna be doing this sort of nothing-ness.

He is traveling across America and is coming off a few days off with mom and he pretty much turns an opportunity to do something cool into his typical Vegas vlog of walking around, complaining about crap, and not doing anything. He didn't even play poker while staying AT A CASINO!

Does Trooper realize that by complaining all day long about being tired, sleeping poorly, feeling sick, not feeling like playing, how haters hate him, and all of that negative stuff, he is filling his head and his universe with negativity and making himself and his life even more negative.

If he complains all morning about how he is feeling sick and pities himself, by the afternoon he will 100% feel sick even if his body is 100% fine because he planted the seed in his head.

In addition to being physically unhealthy, Trooper is extremely mentality and spiritually f*cked up. I hope he finds a way to set himself straight before he's dead.

I wonder how much cash Trooper expects an online t shirt store to net for him. I'm not a hater, but I believe that Trooper's fashion sense is generally poor based on him keeping Super Mario and Ric Flair t shirts in a 45 year old man's wardrobe.

Instagram, subtle, but funny

Well done

I watched his video for Harrahs Cherokee because that is the closest casino to me. But it doesn't matter where he plays because the videos are all the same... find Starbucks, complain about everything and don't show any poker. I can wait for 6 months and the next video of his will be the exact same. SSDD

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Looks like Trooper needs another holiday.

He gave us a great run down of the river pay off. He 'did something' to induce a bluff. But he doesnt even remember suits on the board.... The unintentional funny is awesome.

Trooper Teeees going worldwide. I might have missed Neemes vlog where he bitched about how hard it was to set up his website and sell tees

That trooper ware logo is pretty bad. Looks like some 90s clipart

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I admit I thought he was going to swing through the south, find games in Athens/Atlanta, New Orleans, maybe a grey cardroom in Texas, some of the indian casinos in NM/AZ and back home ... but it looks like he is headed up toward New England so that is an interesting twist I was not expecting. Along the way spots like Maryland Live / National Harbor, Borgata, Foxwoods or Mohegun Sun suddenly become possible spots - maybe even stretch out to Seneca Niagra. And then a southern tour? hmm. One would assume he'll make sure to get back for WSOP in two weeks, right? Right? Other plans? Well it is fun watching anyway.

I don't remember if trooper bought or leased his current car. If he leased then this trip is a great way to get those miles onto the car that he's paying for. If he bought then he's adding a bunch of wear and miles on that are going to lessen his trade in value.

Admittedly not a big deal one way or the other, it's just a thought/observation.

If Trooper does it up right, a lot more than he makes playing poker.

Because he is planning on dealing ?

Because he is planning on playing several WSOP events ?

Or

Because the $2/$5 Cash games are so juicy ?

Nice:


Can you get the fish to have a Coffee in its hand ?

That Ric Flair tshirt he has is pretty boss and everyone should have at least one Super Mario tshirt in their collection.

I didn't really want to say anything because I'm sure the artist was thoughtful in creating it. Just now I went to look at the logo and take a look at the creator's other work, but I can't find it. For being Trooper's logo he sure doesn't post it in many spots. I did discover that his old logo was just a year old. Talk about identity crisis!

After NYC I think he'll cut east, perhaps to Pittsburgh. However, I'm not sure if he'll continue through Detroit, Chicago (never saw the city) or actually cut south. I suppose it makes more sense that he'll start going SE sooner rather than later. My guess are that his last two stops are OKC and Albuquerque.

He leased. Trooper's genius at work once again.

lol, just a random tshirt site i pulled up where you can quickly design them.

He's really timing it perfectly such that he'll be back right in time to go broke playing the juicy WSOP games with no dealing job to fall back on. To his credit, I don't expect him to play a lot of 2/5 and if he does lose I expect him to drop down to 1/2 real quick which will minimize his losses.

If you want a great video poker sweat, check out this guys thread

He discusses VP strategy and best machines to play occasionally as well.

Its a really fun sweat, he poured over half a million into the VP machines over 4 days in his most recent trip

If you're in Vegas, you can fairly easy find 100.76% payback deuces wild, though obviously only at the quarter level and below.

But if you're playing off free play, some people might prefer 99.54% jacks or better because it is (as far as I know) the video poker version with the lowest variance.

troopers going to end up in the Bahamas if he follows your directions

I think Trooper could get her back with some romantic poetry

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't have a bed
I chose coffee over you

Probably because his fiance set it up. Just sayin'

I thought he traded in his almost paid off car to get a brand new car loan on this one so he owns this one. I don't see him thinking about stuff like that. I think he plans to get down to the last 4 months of payments and trade it in for another new car loan like last time.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

If he sells 1 shirt, he will be making more than he does playing poker if you don't count promo money.

I'm actually curious to see his designs as I bet they will be hilariously horrible. Did you see his last shirt that Blind Squirrel was selling? That was ugly and not something anyone would wear anywhere but to a poker table...and I would take a "special" kind of person to actually wear that to the table.

Also, his new logo is dreadful so I'm guessing the shirts will be along the same line. I'm sure it will be just the new logo in different colors just like Blind Squirrel.

Btw, why is he still wearing the Blind Squirrel hoodie after they ripped off a bunch of his viewers? Is he seriously that dumb or is he rubbing it in his viewers faces that he still supports the company that ripped them off?

I just deleted several posts related to people recently flaming each other in this thread. Nobody cares about your personal grievances so stop!

Talk about the Vegas videos for better or for worst. Otherwise, take it elsewhere.

Man, when I grow up I want to have PokerKrauts life....

You should bring some suggestions to the next marketing meeting brah, the fake hater division is doing a bang up job keeping this thread all drama filled so as to maintain Poopers sustainability and growth as a "LOL Poker Vlog Celeb"

Gotta do better....make a couple moar gimmicks maybe? Buy moar subs/views perhaps?

^^You know, gotta create the illusion of actual interest, you got this brah