This is totally random and I love it.

How about some 80's music refs


And now here they are...

...two guys still turning japanese...
...two guys puttin' on the ritz...
...still searching for the 99th luftballoon...
...two guys whose futures so bright they gotta wear shades...
...still livin' on a prayer...
...two guys pouring some sugar on one another...
...two guys dialing 867-5309 looking for Jenny...
...two guys luckily for us not born in the USA...
...two guys asking each other do you really want to hurt me?...
...better known as Jack and Diane...
...two guys whose motto is "when a problem comes along. you must whip it."...
...two very kinky guys. the kind you don't take home to mother...
...two guys still jammin' to Cameo...
...hiding their LA face with an Oakland booty...
...two guys working for the weekend...

Mike and Adam

I am sure there are better references out there.

and here they are,

discussing the downfalls of JKo utg

Mike and adam

Tremendous. The fact that Adam and I just returned from seeing The English Beat a few minutes ago makes this list so much better. If I could get a Fad Gadget, The The or Shriekback reference then I'd die a happy co-host.

"...and here, Infected with their love for each other..."

Soul mining is on my list of top 5 albums all time.

I have a man crush on Matt Johnson...

adam u need to try to see if an1 can put a santa hat on the guy he shunned

....banned from bbv4l for posting nude pics in spoiler tags....

You need someone with some musical talent to come up with some songs such as....

Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my adam ad-ad-ad-ad adam ad-ad-ad-ad adam (would work with mike too i guess)

I tried to go a little more mainstream since most won't know who those guys are but here goes nothing.

And now here they are...

loosening their clothes, getting out of their seats and coming to feel each other's body heat...while telling each other "you're my fireside favorite"...

Mike and Adam

And now here they are...

...they got it blue. they got it bad. they got the sweetest sadness they ever had...

Mike and Adam


Maybe not the best references for those bands but I am not as familiar with their works as I am others.

And now here they are...

...two of mayo's oldest gimmick accounts...

Mike and Adam

What about some movies refs...

...When danger reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tail and fled...
...two guys who every time they try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
...still asking everyone What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ...
...no longer the hosts who say Ni. They are now the Hosts who say... ”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm...
...Two guys. Who lollygag chips around the table. Who lollygag your way down to the cashier. Who lollygag in and out of the blinds...
...two guys who want to announce their presence with authority...
...two guys who call their hockey sticks the "Big Tomahawk" and the opposing players the "little scalps"... Mike and "screaming buffalo" adam
...still wondering If Hanrahan's wife's a dyke, does that make him a ***?...
...after winning a hand, telling the table "The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers."...
...This pokercast was shot in 3B - three beers - and it sounds good, eh?...
...Hey they found a dead mouse in their beer eh. That means you owe us a free case...
...they gotta take a leak so bad they can taste it...


or

...the only two guys with a FUPA...
(disclaimer: this one may lose some female listeners)

The python slap shot refs are gold!

And now here they are, recently disbarred along with hanrahan's lawyer, Mike and Adam.

More shots from an obscure-ish The The tracks

"here they are, wriggling around like a lizard in a tin..."
"here they are, with too much energy to switch off their minds, but not enough to get organised..."

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen.
























Cannonball.

and if we're talking 80s movies

"here they are, getting too old for this sh*t..."

...For just one night they will not be Co-workers. They will be Co-people...
...smelling like a used diaper filled with Indian food...
...They love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into their bellies...
...They're so wise. They're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair...
...Giving their little cookie an hour before they're doing the no-pants dance...
...re-raising in the small blind with 72 since they've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time...
...having three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper... and some cheese...
...on their way back to their home on Whore Island?...
...They're very important. They have many leather-bound books and their apartment smells of rich mahogany...
...Great Odin's raven...
...inviting everyone they meet to a party in their pants...
...They're a formidable scent. They stings the nostrils. To be honest with you they smell like pure gasoline...
...People seem to like them because they are polite and they are rarely late. They like to eat ice cream and they really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell them that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally ******ed...

More intros related to the 60 Minutes piece:

Two guys who switched to Pert Plus after watching Todd Witteles' interview... Mike & Adam!

Live from a non-descript former mattress factory... Mike & Adam!

Still on call-waiting with the Hamilton household... Mike & Adam!

Oh, and this is based on a live call to the All Strategy podcast:

Worried that Daniel Negreanu's "poker training on steroids" might, in fact, give them "small balls"... Mike & Adam!

...the only guys ever with posters on their wall of marky mark and new kids on the block...

Here they are....

the original super users (if you know what i mean)

blowing their bankroll on Tiffany Michelle posters

Putting the fun back into disfunctional


Mike & Adam

...they can dance if they want to, but their friends would leave them behind...

...Mike and Adam!

....reading every "the wire" thread on twoplustwo...

Eh I think Infected is their greatest CD

Soul Mining is good tho


Mind Bomb needs bigging up too tho as it has one of the greatest tracks ever with "Kingdom of Rain"

I bet my shoe and now let's dance!


Mike and Adam!