Hey, Just got back from a week in Vegas for my 21st birthday with some buddies of mine. Figured I would throw up a trip report.

First off, there are not that many pictures after day 2 or 3 I can't remember, as we lost the camera and didn't find it again til we packed to come home. So sorry, we have no pictures from our last nights in Vegas; these last nights included going to a bunch of clubs/bars, poker chip stacks, and strip clubs. However, I will recap those events in detail don't worry.

Basically, I'm just going to give some quick highlights of the trip, tell some funny stories and throw up the pictures we took. No real order or method to my madness. Enjoy.


We stayed at Ballys.



Us checking in.


We learned early in our trip that the best way to get drunk fast and cheap, was to pregame for free by playing penny slots. Tipping went a long way to getting super fast drink service. $10 to waitress on your first order, she brought 4 of us drinks nonstop for what seemed like hours.


Ballys has a crazy globe shop down by Sportsbook. I'm buying this globe one day.


Ballys is situated right by the best place in the world to play Craps and get hammered. Bill's Gambling Hall. Super fast drink service, hilarious degen atmosphere, Love Bill's.


Ballys is also connected to the beautiful Paris. Lots of hot chicks running around here. Way more so then Ballys. Plus the casino floor is 100x nicer then Ballys. Glad they were connected.



Finding Marijuana in Las Vegas, is probably the easiest thing ever. Find random black guys selling other drugs or VIp club passes, ask for bud, 100% success rate. If you want to elimate the middleman, just ask the hookercard flicking mexicans, because they are the ones the VIP club passes guys go through anyways.

After procurring greenery, a great idea would be be to walk through Bellagio and look at all thier trippy ****.




One night not sure which, we wen't to Blondies in the Miracle Mile shopping malls. $10 all you can drink, tons of girls, great times.



Same night we went to Blondies, we went to Osheas afterwards. Met more girls, drank more. One of the girls we met at Osheas during a flip cup game, puked on the floor, proceed to slam a shot after puking and then jump back in the rotation for the game. If your looking for classy ladies, Osheas is the place.




Whatever night we went to Blondies and Osheas. This was the aftermath at like 6am.



Anyways, I'm getting lazy, this is harder then I thought. So I'm just going to throw up the rest of the pics we had from this camera. Hopefully I can scrounge up some more and tomorrow morning I'll throw in the details from the other 85% of our trip.
















Hopefully I can scrounge up some more and tomorrow morning I'll throw in the details from the other 85% of our trip.

who's the hot red-headed kid?

Looks like a sick trip. The pic where one of you is patting the one throwing up on the back is really quite sweet. ****ing LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL at wandering around Bellagio high and seeing that tree face!!

Did you go on the rides at the Stratosphere?

when was your bday? mine was july 22. i was in vegas too at the mgm and had a blast. funny coincidence i know the girl in the black dress in your pic. her myspace is here

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...riendid=968072

if you want a booty call

which one is u?

I'll be a little disappointed if it isn't the Tony G-lookin' one who always looks way more wasted

wow that picture of the guy holding the other guy's head while he throws up is priceless

Sweet pics. Moar stories. And which one is you?

Aghhh to be 21 and young again

That be me.

Nah, we never made it to the Stratosphere or Downtown. My 3rd trip to Vegas, still have never been Downtown or basically past the Wynn hah.

Aah! the fat guy.

Just kidding, but your 1st FR video was good, you said you'd make another one, still waiting for it.


I've just come from the Great British Beer festival, just hang at the american IPA stand - did you guys get some proper beer at Vegas like Stone IPA or Dogfish Head?

Stone and DogFish head are like the only good IPA's in America.

Nice work Ulkis.

I'm in the same boat.

Which is why, to remedy said situation, I am planning my next Vegas trip to be a downtown-only affair. Hit me up if your interested, or want to get some 2ers together to terrorize the old nits downtown.

I know my beer and don't drink any old crappo.
Good to know you have class too.

When it comes to beer, I love the hop monsters.

You guys are all american, what do you know about beer?

You need to cast your net a little wider, homie.



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At the height of the heat in the heart of the summer, we felt that the only cure was a raging mouthful of fresh hops and malt. Caution: May remove enamel from teeth.

As far as stories...

We got really hammered one night and ended up at Cheetahs Strip Club. Wow, what a ****hole. Pros: Getting bottle service and a VIP booth here, really went a long way with the second class girls in a second class club. "High Mileage." Cons: It's a second class club, meaning second class girls. Stumbling out of this place at 7am, will probably be a night I will never forget though. This place felt like the flea market of titty bars, everything was negotiable and everything/every service was for sale.

I dominated the live poker. Played mainly at Bellagio and a little at Ballys. Games were so soft compared to the live games back home and the online games. However, nothing really new on this front, as I had played a lot of poker in Vegas before. Aside from me just constantly dominating not much to tell except this one story;

One night like 6am at Ballys, there is 4 older guys sitting at the only game running 1/2nl 300max. I'm pretty hammered and decide I want to play. Floormen laughs and goes "good luck with getting any hands dealt." He walks me over to table and introduces me as a hammered young kid new to poker. I flip him a $5. Upon closer inspection, I realize that the old guys sitting here are not even playing poker, the dealer isn't dealing, no cards are flying. They are all just sitting there reading the papers and drinking cofee. No interest to play until the game fills up!! Now I see why the floormen tried to create this drunk persona for me, that clever guy. His efforts are obviously in vain, becuase the rock garden refuses to get the cards in the air still. I spend the next 20 minutes trying to convicne these guys to play 5 handed, they won't have any of it. Who the **** goes to vegas and sits in a poker room and doesnt play poker, they weren't even socialzing with each other, just sitting there minding there own business waiting for a full game. Are you ****ing kidding me... I eventually get bored and leave, may or may not have left my chips on the table, honestly, I can't remember.

Wynn buffet scheme. Ship it. Go to Wynn create a players club account, get a card. Ask for 2 cards. Both you and your buddy play both your cards at one time. You accumulate points super fast playing Video poker, 150 pts gets you a buffet comp for 2 people. Total cost of buffet: $20 total spent gambling on Video poker. Cost of buffets $35 each, total savings $50. We did this twice, and all 4 of us ate buffets for cheap. Wynn buffet was crazy good. Also when you open a players club card you can get $10 free slotplay that you get to accumlate points for also. Do not spend your 25pts on a spin the whell most of the time you just win a another $10 free slot play and lose the 25pts, easier to just grind out 150pts takes like 30 minutes tops and then get the buffets at a discount.

Illegals on street flicking the hooker cards, they also sell drugs. Don't let the VIP passes guys and the drug hustlers fool you, once you get drugs from them, they go and buy it from the illegals and resell it to you for markup. Elimate the middle man and go right to the illegals. You might get your drugs and 1000 hooker cards, but its better then paying $20 markup.

Saw Jubilee a vegas stage show. Never seen any of the top tier vegas shows or performers, and obviously Jubilee is on the bottom tier of Vegas shows, however, I still dug it. Tickets were free with our rooms at Ballys. So for us this was pretty cool. Obv. had a "Knocked up" type moment for the show. Crazyness.

$5 craps at Bills, nothing more to say. Fortunes are made here. And if you are looking for sloppy cougars, Bills is the place to find them.

Vegas night clubs (Pure). Bottle service is a must. Just throw your parties budgets out the window and go have a good time. Well worth it.

Eyecandy at Mandalay Bay, not worth the walk. Longest walk in history. Seriously, never walk to Mandalay Bay.

Airport subways, do not offer $5 footlong, they should rename it to $18 for footlong, chips, and pop. ****ers.

More to come...

Use the monorail imo.

Man, I so want to go to vegas again...Guess I'll drop by on the way when I'm visiting eureka in down under.

Word!



Thanks for more stories Ryan.

the duece bus for $2 is a good option as well

why couldnt you have come next month mannnnnnn

also...

this

ryan, you should have came to costa rica.... you would have learned a lot my friend

So did you guys tap any of that ass in the photos?

Good trip report sir, thoroughly enjoyed