And you love the c ock.

AMIRITE!!!

Ummm, it's the most optimal if you know how to play it..not gonna say anymore; however, it's not like it's significantly better than any other raise size, just ever so slightly.

Studnit, why aren't you nitting it up at the tables right now?

In all seriousness, why did you waste 15k for your 2 yearold son to go to private school.

I've pretty much been playin non-stop the past 3 weeks. Sometimes I hide where you can't get me.

He'll be 5.5 when he starts kindergarten in September. I have money comin out of my butthole and I want the absolute best for him.

What nit? I'm up to 12.32/7.44 the past fews days or so.

Now chunmin, there's a nit. I have the guy at like 10/4

as a fututre father i look up to you and your efforts to provide for your kid what can with your fortune, even though you are a NIT jk. serious about your kid though, must be nice to have a dad like you

which one of you is Xallstars6X ?? i know youre here bro, so just to let you know, you can never tilt me son. you should be focusing more on the tables instead of talking trash to me which is useless lol. you will never tilt btw, did you get your 2500 back that you lost at 200nl today? sucka haha, karma is a bitch so talk more nonsense please

awww, thanks. (f ag)

jk, tyty

youre such a dick but in the nicest way studfather lol. for some reason you grow on me, in the most non-**** way possible

serious question is this spew?

PokerStars Game #18563590536: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2008/07/03 - 20:07:01 (ET)
Table 'Berenike II' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: heinekenbob ($120.30 in chips)
Seat 2: Ajven ($186.15 in chips)
Seat 3: AGx19 ($34 in chips)
Seat 4: Senecady ($27 in chips)
Seat 5: TYJohnRambo ($127.25 in chips)
Seat 6: EXXONTIGER ($80.20 in chips)
Seat 7: gmiko ($200 in chips)
Seat 8: mike8557 ($249.70 in chips)
Seat 9: BlGGIESMALLS ($216 in chips)
EXXONTIGER: posts small blind $1
gmiko: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlGGIESMALLS [Kd Ks]
mike8557: folds
BlGGIESMALLS: raises $6 to $8
heinekenbob: folds
Ajven: folds
AGx19: folds
Senecady: folds
TYJohnRambo: folds
EXXONTIGER: calls $7
gmiko: folds
*** FLOP *** [Td 5s Js]
EXXONTIGER: checks
BlGGIESMALLS: bets $12
EXXONTIGER: raises $12 to $24
BlGGIESMALLS: raises $84 to $108

no man =(

Funny story.

Stars accidently put an extra $5k in my account due to an admin error. I point this out to them (cue a bunch of replies focusing in on this part - yes, of course you would have kept it, you are an unlikeable degenerate gambler), and get a reply thanking me, adding something along the lines of "I hope that the karma gained here helps you at the tables."



I want my money back.

So like why don't you save for a nice house, or like a nice car for him..or college...or savings...I really don't think that prepschool for a 6 yo is gonna change anything. Just being logical and trying to help you out, bro

myheadhurts can you post the email plz.

i hope you all enjoy my money, especially bhappens who got my tilty last $100 for the session, not for the first time either.... -1k so far for the month, 18 buy-in downswing, stupid promotion

lol @ this entire post

It is horribly flawed. Period.

Anyone got stats on xxxyAAwnxxx???

Seems like he spews a tonne and never has it. I've called down his 3barrels a half dozen times and he hasn't had it yet. What do you guys think?

Explain why or STFU

Ha yeah this guy is a spewmonkey alright...

Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $48.90
SB: $108.90
BB: $105.35
UTG: $140.60
UTG+1: $87.60
Hero (MP1): $99.70
MP2: $104.80
CO: $106.15

Pre Flop: Hero is MP1 with A K
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, BTN calls $4, SB (yAAwn, the monkey) raises to $16, 1 fold, Hero raises to $35, 1 fold, SB raises to $108.90 all in, Hero calls $64.70 all in

Flop: ($204.40) 5 8 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($204.40) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($204.40) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

man this downswing is really hurting...especially considering i have a down payment on the house i just bought to cover...

fyp?

There is no reason for me to explain. There is a reason why some players don't discuss strategy.

Also, I am not saying it isn't effective at 2/4. There are a few different overall gameplans that work when playing against weak opponents. The point is it isn't effective when playing against a bunch of tough regs.

If your playing against a table of tough regs I don't think any one single strat is going to be effective. I have seen that 2x raise put many a weak player on life tilt by just calling over and over and they end up just spewing. I know cause kelli got me to do it with ak one time.

sry microbob

PokerStars Game #18566947074: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2008/07/03 - 23:01:31 (ET)
Table 'Taygeta' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: BlGGIESMALLS ($219.45 in chips)
Seat 2: PhilElky ($317.90 in chips)
Seat 3: crackleback ($500.45 in chips)
Seat 4: fridolin ($218.55 in chips)
Seat 5: Ajven ($290 in chips)
Seat 6: vhunter ($100 in chips)
Seat 7: MightyScrot ($197 in chips)
Seat 8: downgoesdown ($203.55 in chips)
Seat 9: TheLife ($202 in chips)
BlGGIESMALLS: posts small blind $1
PhilElky: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlGGIESMALLS [Qd 4h]
crackleback: folds
fridolin: folds
Ajven: folds
vhunter: folds
MightyScrot: folds
downgoesdown: folds
TheLife: raises $4 to $6
BlGGIESMALLS: raises $16 to $22
PhilElky: folds
TheLife: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [Kc 2h 3d]
BlGGIESMALLS: bets $32
TheLife: raises $32 to $64
BlGGIESMALLS: raises $133.45 to $197.45 and is all-in
TheLife: folds
Uncalled bet ($133.45) returned to BlGGIESMALLS
BlGGIESMALLS collected $171 from pot
BlGGIESMALLS: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $174 | Rake $3
Board [Kc 2h 3d]
Seat 1: BlGGIESMALLS (small blind) collected ($171)
Seat 2: PhilElky (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: crackleback folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: fridolin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Ajven folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: vhunter folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: MightyScrot folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: downgoesdown folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: TheLife (button) folded on the Flop

Did I mention he gets a super sweet FREE lunch every day?

So there's that too.