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11-08-2012 , 07:33 PM
bump

not actually spew

Last edited by gadolparah; 11-08-2012 at 07:45 PM.
11-08-2012 , 11:40 PM
oh dear joey
11-11-2012 , 05:20 AM
Spew call?

    Merge, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    Hero (SB): $100 (100 bb)
    BB: $140.12 (140.1 bb)
    MP: $687.97 (688 bb)
    CO: $287.20 (287.2 bb)
    BTN: $100 (100 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with A Q
    2 folds, BTN raises to $4, Hero raises to $9, BB folds, BTN calls $5

    Flop: ($19) T 4 3 (2 players)
    Hero bets $10, BTN calls $10

    Turn: ($39) K (2 players)
    Hero bets $22.25, BTN raises to $81 and is all-in, Hero calls $58.75 and is all-in

    River: ($201) 4 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: $201 pot ($2 rake)
    Final Board: T 4 3 K 4
    Hero showed A Q and lost (-$100 net)
    BTN showed K J and won $199 ($99 net)
    11-11-2012 , 11:35 AM
    No I like it

    Spoiler:
    ow8
    11-26-2012 , 01:03 AM
    finally got a hand appropriate for this thread

      Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #14724251

      Hero (SB): $100 (100 bb)
      Carletheman (BB): $101 (101 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with 4 Q
      Hero raises to $2, Carletheman raises to $7, Hero calls $5

      Flop: ($14) A K 6 (2 players)
      Carletheman bets $9, Hero calls $9

      Turn: ($32) A (2 players)
      Carletheman checks, Hero bets $20, Carletheman raises to $81, Hero raises to $84 and is all-in, Carletheman calls $3

      River: ($200) 3 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

      Spoiler:
      Results: $200 pot ($0.50 rake)
      Final Board: A K 6 A 3
      Hero showed 4 Q and lost (-$100 net)
      Carletheman showed 3 3 and won $199.50 ($99.50 net)



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      11-26-2012 , 01:07 AM
      looks like more of a real thin bad beat story than a spew to me
      11-26-2012 , 01:34 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by tobe4funas
      abugli
      yes your right tobe, complete nonsense
      11-26-2012 , 01:46 AM
      oh come on, Q high turn call, you gotta give credit for that
      11-26-2012 , 02:04 AM
      your b/c ott is worse than his c/s (which sucks anyway)
      11-26-2012 , 03:50 AM
      ha you can't really have a go at him for this one, it's the spew thread. both players' lines make me feel physically sick, so well done, you qualify.
      11-26-2012 , 04:01 AM
      Does SMB hug and tuck you UK boys in for bed each night? Maybe read you a bedtime story?
      11-26-2012 , 04:05 AM
      i don't know what you're getting it. but yes, as a matter of fact, to rki. he's scared of the monster under the bed so i try to calm him with some short stories.
      11-26-2012 , 04:17 AM
      If he did then maybe he could read me a bed time story on how to win.
      11-26-2012 , 05:46 AM
      He didn't say read for a reason MMD, colouring books don't have words.
      11-26-2012 , 08:04 AM
      This is one of the best I ever seen

        Poker Stars, $0.50/$1, $0.20 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #14728501

        SB: $105.51 (105.5 bb)
        BB: $259.17 (259.2 bb)
        UTG: $209.74 (209.7 bb)
        Hero (MP): $252.50 (252.5 bb)
        CO: $414.07 (414.1 bb)
        BTN: $253.93 (253.9 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is MP with A A
        UTG folds, Hero raises to $3, 3 folds, BB raises to $11, Hero raises to $28, BB calls $17

        Flop: ($57.70) 3 3 J (2 players)
        BB checks, Hero bets $21, BB raises to $42, Hero calls $21

        Turn: ($141.70) J (2 players)
        BB checks, Hero bets $23, BB raises to $46, Hero calls $23

        River: ($233.70) 9 (2 players)
        BB bets $142.97 and is all-in, Hero calls $136.30 and is all-in

        Spoiler:
        Results: $506.30 pot ($2.80 rake)
        Final Board: 3 3 J J 9
        BB showed T 8 and won $0.00 (-$252.50 net)
        Hero showed A A and won $503.50 ($251 net)



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        and to be fair some fine work of my own

          Poker Stars, $0.50/$1, $0.20 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #14728511

          SB: $250 (250 bb)
          BB: $227.10 (227.1 bb)
          Hero (MP): $277.61 (277.6 bb)
          CO: $82.29 (82.3 bb)
          BTN: $101.14 (101.1 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is MP with Q K
          Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, SB calls $2.50, BB folds

          Flop: ($8) J 3 T (2 players)
          SB checks, Hero bets $6, SB calls $6

          Turn: ($20) 4 (2 players)
          SB checks, Hero bets $38, SB calls $38

          River: ($96) 7 (2 players)
          SB checks, Hero bets $230.41 and is all-in, SB calls $202.80 and is all-in

          Spoiler:
          Results: $501.60 pot ($2.80 rake)
          Final Board: J 3 T 4 7
          SB showed T T and won $498.80 ($248.80 net)
          Hero showed Q K and won $0.00 (-$250 net)



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          11-26-2012 , 08:07 AM
          lol second one is fine I think.

          First one is fantastic though.
          11-26-2012 , 12:56 PM
          Very nice spew Tobe, you even outclasses Joey this time. Wp
          11-26-2012 , 12:57 PM
          Obv not quite as good as Tobe's but still deserves a place here I think

            Poker Stars, $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #14737871

            SB: $600 (100 bb)
            BB: $640.24 (106.7 bb)
            UTG+2: $240 (40 bb)
            MP1: $204.67 (34.1 bb)
            MP2: $448.62 (74.8 bb)
            MP3: $731.85 (122 bb)
            CO: $448.68 (74.8 bb)
            Hero (BTN): $874.50 (145.8 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is BTN with J A
            2 folds, MP2 raises to $18, 2 folds, Hero raises to $60, 2 folds, MP2 calls $42

            Flop: ($129) 3 K T (2 players)
            MP2 bets $60, Hero raises to $814.50 and is all-in, MP2 calls $328.62 and is all-in

            Turn: ($906.24) 5 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
            River: ($906.24) 2 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

            Spoiler:
            Results: $906.24 pot ($2.80 rake)
            Final Board: 3 K T 5 2
            MP2 showed Q A and won $903.44 ($454.82 net)
            Hero showed J A and lost (-$448.62 net)



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            11-26-2012 , 02:04 PM
            I've played ~100k hands for Nov, pretty sure i'd get banned if I put every spew hand this month.
            11-26-2012 , 04:11 PM
            Xela gtfo with your gutshot + overcard and bd fd bs!
            11-26-2012 , 05:46 PM
            yeah, but neither overcard nor BDFD are good!
            11-26-2012 , 06:17 PM
            you didn't know that at the time though....
            12-03-2012 , 08:45 AM
            BUMP.....

              Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

              BTN: $323.84 (161.9 bb)
              SB: $325.92 (163 bb)
              BB: $108 (54 bb)
              UTG: $443.19 (221.6 bb)
              MP: $98 (49 bb)
              Hero (CO): $236.52 (118.3 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is CO with 6 4
              2 folds, Hero raises to $5, BTN folds, SB raises to $18, BB folds, Hero raises to $38, SB raises to $58, Hero raises to $85, SB raises to $325.92 and is all-in, Hero calls $151.52 and is all-in

              Flop: ($475.04) 8 T 3 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
              Turn: ($475.04) K (2 players, 2 are all-in)
              River: ($475.04) 4 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

              Spoiler:
              Results: $475.04 pot ($2.80 rake)
              Final Board: 8 T 3 K 4
              SB showed K A and won $472.24 ($235.72 net)
              Hero showed 6 4 and lost (-$236.52 net)
              12-03-2012 , 09:43 AM
              64s is so pretty tho
              12-03-2012 , 12:41 PM
              unlucky turn

                    
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