outstanding ideas... but i decided to fistfight SmartFAB instead.

this

any1 have spare cash on ftp they want to swap for stars looking for bout 1500-2k will take anything though

if you do, hit him hard

poker is tough these days I guess.

bored so decided to email support...

Hi guys,

I was feeling bored and a little depressed at the measly sum of fpps I currently have. So am in the need of some inspiration to get back on the grind and start earning more of these glorious fpps. So i was wondering, how many fpps would i need to concierge for a date with vicky coren? If i could have a break down of the likely factors involved and her appearence fee, then i would be very grateful since it would provide ample incentive to start playing more.

Many thanks, xxxxxxx


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Hello xxxxx,

Thank you for contacting PokerStars.

Firstly, let me say that your email made me smile. This is the most original
concierge service idea I have ever seen, and if it goes through, definitely
a worthwhile one.

That said, I have forwarded your email to the VIP Club for their review and
action. Please allow some time for a reply from the VIP Club staff, as the
club does not operate on a 24 hour basis.

In the future you can contact the VIP Club directly at the following email
address:

vipclub@pokerstars.com

Your patience is appreciated, and thank you for choosing PokerStars.

Regards,

Jiri
PokerStars Support Team

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eagerly awaiting vip club's reply.

e306 i didn't think that was your graph until i checked ptr . get it together.

should've asked for a date with Jiri

ha, this is where i sound a numpty and ask who's Jiri?

haha fml now i see it

will follow it up now


edit*

May i also inquire as to how much a date with Jiri would cost in fpps too? (no idea if you're a man or woman but desperate times call for desperate measures!)

xxxxx

holy **** at this fire by San Fran, whole town is burning down

BIG 100NL NEWS.

xIconoxClasticx avatar/image change!

Just noticed the green dot on the dealer tray w/ the new options........good looks poker stars

bro...
the button has been there since 40k hands ago!

haha I wish i got the memo 40k hands ago, at least i know now of the "green button"

Appears Jiri has let me down gently

Hello xxxxx,

I am really flattered, thanks! Nobody has ever tried to estimate my value in
FPPs, but it is an intriguing thought. Let's see... how many Ferraris are
parked in front of your 4-storey villa in the Caribbean?

Jokes apart, I would go for the beautiful Vicky if I were you.
Self-criticism apart, she's a better deal than a guy (yes, I'm male) with a
beer belly and hairy arms, trust me.

On the other hand, if the FPPs can buy me a Ferrari...


Regards,

Jiri
PokerStars Support Team

rofl

Im going to West coast America for 10 days on the 19th (Landing in LA then dunno where else)

How bad is this fire?

So no vicky date, Ponty?

i dont know much but what i do know is that its a national emergency

appears not

Hello xxxxx,

I'm sorry to disappoint, but Ms. Coren's affections are not for sale.
However, for 3,000,000 FPPs you can buy a Porsche Cayman S from the VIP
Store, or at least $61,500 towards the purchase of a new Porchse of any type.

People have been known to name their cars... might I suggest a red Cayman S
named Vicki?

Regards,
SteveD
PokerStars VIP Team

said "date" what was your plan with her?

lol stars support

ha, obviously to swoon her.... and if that failed then i would have spent the rest of the night convincing her of the merits of making a super baby with fellow guardian journalist Charlie brooker.

haha thanks for the lol

some good **** here!