+1

i don't think most people use the rating scale in those terms. if all the 8s 9s and 10s in the world spontaneously died, a 7 doesn't suddenly become a 10. they're just a 7 and you gotta go necrophiliac if you want a 10

rki i know how hard it has been for you. So I was on the train and found you the answer



100% Guaranteed, son you need to get yourself to nyc RIGHT NOW!

Get the lucky gamble bag before its gone, over 36 years of experience afaik

lol if i wasn still innyc id go for kicks

yeah played today a bit without TN (god i love TN) and it was still happening

it seems pretty obv to me that these are tables that you already checked the "sit out next bb" box, and they arent popping to front when you do happen to sit out. at least, that's what's happening to me. i hope they can fix it next update.

I just got my ticket to NYC 2 days ago!

I remember that table. Are you not actually a fish?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Olaafson

so epic...

apparently, he peed in bottles starting at age 12 playing sonic the hedgehog

...also i don't really get it, he was so hot that 30yo women went after him when he was 10yo?

^^^weird stuff overall...

theres no way to constantly have hands like this and still maintain a healthy focus while playing. its already enough mental endurance to play 24 tables for 5-6 hours a day but then to have to endure BS like this non-stop for who knows how the F long its just unbelievable. yeah i know, i post alot of hands that are standard and blah blah, but trust me. i play a ton more hands than most of you and i should see way more beats etc etc etc....... yeah yeah yeah, w/e people. some of you just have no clue wtf its like to run so piss poor while you guys are on life heaters and enjoy coming out a winner everytime you are even a 51% fav..... seriously might throw in the towel at the end of this month if this garbage doesnt stop.


Hand #1
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP2: $35.65
CO: $31.00
BTN: $105.75
SB: $119.50
BB: $44.40
Hero (UTG): $100.00
UTG+1: $422.60
UTG+2: $146.90
MP1: $175.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises to $6, UTG+1 calls $6, 7 folds

Flop: ($15.00) 3 2 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $12, UTG+1 calls $12

Turn: ($39.00) K (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $24, Hero calls $24

River: ($87.00) A (2 players)
Hero bets $42, UTG+1 raises to $84, Hero calls $16 all in

Final Pot: $203.00
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
UTG+1 shows 4 5 (a straight, Ace to Five)
UTG+1 wins $200.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #2
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $200.00
SB: $272.40
BB: $754.40
Hero (UTG): $208.60
UTG+1: $203.00
UTG+2: $192.35
MP1: $248.05
MP2: $201.00
CO: $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with 5 5
Hero raises to $6, 6 folds, SB raises to $10, 1 fold, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($22.00) J 8 5 (2 players)
SB bets $12, Hero raises to $48, SB raises to $84, Hero raises to $198.60 all in, SB calls $114.60

Turn: ($419.20) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($419.20) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $419.20
SB shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero shows 5 5 (three of a kind, Fives)
SB wins $416.20
(Rake: $3.00)

insert pic of "fat ugly whores here" and more rude comments "smd, go eat dookie, and so on and so forth"

gl to you guys here that arent complete ass clowns and sorry for the rant.

No, I'm not trying to sit out. I'll be in the middle of a session and the table(s) just never come to the top. At some point I'll look to the side of my screen and see the PS icon flashing and there won't be any action, so I'll know to go hunting for tables.

Same for me. Tilting at the end of a 3k Hand session when u find you've been effectively 17 tabling instead of 20......

lost my notes sagain f takin rthem

no need to take notes. there is one universal rule in fullring

if they raise u, they have a set. play accordingly

ah ok. funny that we both find 2 different sitting out bugs at the same time.

Villian is winning reg gutter23.

We have played a ton of hands together and I am typically very abc and almost never make any sort of moves.

I feel like his river call is really bad because besides this one instance where I did I am NEVER shoving worse.

I shoved because I felt a lot of his range consisted of 1 pair hands that would fold.



Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP2: $105.50
Hero (CO): $112.95
BTN: $104.50
SB: $114.95
BB: $50.00
UTG: $125.30
UTG+1: $148.15
UTG+2: $138.15
MP1: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with J J
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $2.65, 3 folds, Hero calls $2.65, 3 folds

Flop: ($6.80) 7 6 2 (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

Turn: ($15.80) 6 (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $12.00, Hero calls $12

River: ($39.80) A (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $26.00, Hero raises to $93.80, UTG+1 calls $67.80

Final Pot: $227.40
Hero shows J J
UTG+1 shows K A
UTG+1 wins $224.40
(Rake: $3.00)

maybe he's NEVER calling except for this one instance

I know I know. I guess what I want to know is what is the best play on the river?

Folding seems weak because if he is barreling the A increases his bluffing frequency.

Between calling and shoving I felt shoving was better to fold out any hands he was barreling that hit the A and probably decided to bet/fold.


Is my logic way off?

just know that he's getting owned when you value shove all your suited connectors that hit, like 63s, 64s, 65s, 67s, 68s, 69s, etc.

Hi hello, how are you?

snap-folding on the river to the 3rd barrel

would probably raise flop or turn if I wanted to proceed but I probably wouldn't vs him.

vini's response is a perfect reply to the hand

Thanks Vin.

I'm curious though, how would you play this hand?

almost all of the hands vini stated u dont even have in ur preflop calling range.

i like play alot but u cant make moves vs bad regs who cant fold