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07-14-2010 , 12:55 PM

#15351

jack frost

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 4,335

also I think it should be noted that Joe prob has allot more hand reading experince when it comes to the ladies. Taking the "I'd like to get a facial and mani/pedi" line is something that prob should be left up to an experinced ladies man like Joe.

07-14-2010 , 12:57 PM

#15352

e306

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,815

how many hands per hour do you guys get with 24-tabling?
i have the feeling that the hands/hour numbers in the pokerstars-lobby are not even close to reality...

07-14-2010 , 01:00 PM

#15353

ChicagoJoey

Papi

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 15,583

Quote:

Originally Posted by jack frost

also I think it should be noted that Joe prob has allot more hand reading experince when it comes to the ladies. Taking the "I'd like to get a facial and mani/pedi" line is something that prob should be left up to an experinced ladies man like Joe.

confirmed experienced ladies man imo

i finally got this pick up artist book The Game the other day and started reading it, they started talking about your "score" or your number and I realized I may have been a pick up artist when i was 19-20 (prob have lost it these days) and had no ****ing idea!!!

And you are right, that girl was going to **** me either way regardless if i talked bs about her cosmetologist job

07-14-2010 , 01:03 PM

#15354

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,045

lol i agree with all advice ver batim, ty, im really looking for one or 2 smooth lines that aren't "omg can i have a mani/pedi/facial?!?1?!" but am obv dealing with such low level work that theres no hope

quit fbook but find a pic somehow after i get dick tickled, seemed like avg bar slut and it was dark, so yea woteva...good to have a friend who's in a real popular local band!!!

07-14-2010 , 01:06 PM

#15355

ChicagoJoey

Papi

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 15,583

who cares what she looks like... after all this debate you have to **** her now or at least lie to us and say you did anyway along with the one or two smooth lines you choose to use to get the job done

and obv dont be a pussy and snap a ****ing pic or two, perhaps a secret video ala 30/30 challenge

07-14-2010 , 01:09 PM

#15356

RKi

banned

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 4,141

Quote:

Originally Posted by e306

how many hands per hour do you guys get with 24-tabling?
i have the feeling that the hands/hour numbers in the pokerstars-lobby are not even close to reality...

I get 1000 18 tabling.

07-14-2010 , 01:10 PM

#15357

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,045

her text to my boi after i repeatedly bumped into her, got silly a bunch in front of her etc..:

tell your cute friend to come tomorrow night, and tell him I'm down for AWESOME!

biscuits already in basket my friend

07-14-2010 , 01:19 PM

#15358

RKi

banned

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 4,141

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

her text to my boi after i repeatedly bumped into her, got silly a bunch in front of her etc..:

tell your cute friend to come tomorrow night, and tell him I'm down for AWESOME!

biscuits already in basket my friend

Can't wait for the fail now! :P

07-14-2010 , 01:22 PM

#15359

ChipRick

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,187

41k going into day 5, time to unleash my lucknitbox

07-14-2010 , 01:29 PM

#15360

GonzoBeats

adept

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 813

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $125.25
Hero (BTN): $100.00
SB: $268.20
BB: $100.00
UTG: $114.75
UTG+1: $150.65
UTG+2: $112.10
MP1: $103.70
MP2: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with A

A

6 folds, Hero raises to $3, SB raises to $9.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $22, SB calls $12.50

Flop: ($45.00) 5

6

3

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $30, SB raises to $170, Hero calls $48 all in

Turn: ($201.00) J

(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($201.00) K

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $201.00
Hero mucks A

A

SB shows 8

7

(a flush, King high)
SB wins $198.00
(Rake: $3.00)

guess the reg. awesome stuff

07-14-2010 , 01:30 PM

#15361

e306

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,815

chiren and 3j55 are flipping on NL10.
ok - not really flipping. they raise to 50bb preflop and get the rest in postflop.

will pokerstars punish promo-abuse? i also want free VPPs..

07-14-2010 , 01:30 PM

#15362

booger369

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,542

gl chiprick.

reg is blunty?

07-14-2010 , 01:32 PM

#15363

GonzoBeats

adept

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 813

nope...not even close

07-14-2010 , 01:32 PM

#15364

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,045

if i fail it will be me being a tremendous dick and not a pussy, something of a better story to look forward to...o yea this is my new live journal suck it up everyone

07-14-2010 , 01:35 PM

#15365

booger369

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,542

im not close as in ur saying its someone who normally doesnt do stuff like that and should be guessing nit names? (cuz blunty does)

if nit then ill guess dannyoboy cuz hes been changing his game pretty hard (no hate danny, u definitely improving)

07-14-2010 , 01:37 PM

#15366

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,045

rik sanchex/dante63

07-14-2010 , 01:40 PM

#15367

Johnes Benjamin

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,971

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChipRick

41k going into day 5, time to unleash my lucknitbox

Sick run man, stay focused and own those donkeys!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenzor

I urinate while trying to make out the puffiness of my reflection in the glass that encases a baseball poster hung above the toilet. After I change into Ralph Lauren monogrammed boxer shorts and a Fair Isle sweater and slide into silk polka-dot Enrico Hidolin slippers I tie a plastic ice pack around my face and commence with the morning's stretching exercises. Afterwards I stand in front of a chrome and acrylic Washmobile bathroom sink - with soap dish, cup holder, and railings that serve as towel bars, which I bought at Hastings Tile to use while the marble sinks I ordered from Finland are being sanded - and stare at my reflection with the ice pack still on. I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds. Then I squeeze Rembrandt onto a faux-tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing my teeth (too hung over to floss properly - but maybe I flossed before bed last night?) and rinse with Listerine. Then I inspect my hands and use a nailbrush. I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails. Then I use the Probright tooth polisher and next the Interplak tooth polisher (this in addition to the toothbrush) which has a speed of 4200 rpm and reverses direction forty-six times per second; the larger tufts clean between teeth and massage the gums while the short ones scrub the tooth surfaces. I rinse again, with Cepacol. I wash the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub. The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range. It's made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower I use first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Vidal Sassoon shampoo is especially good at getting rid of the coating of dried perspiration, salts, oils, airborne pollutants and dirt that can weigh down hair and flatten it to the scalp which can make you look older. The conditioner is also good - silicone technology permits conditioning benefits without weighing down the hair which can also make you look older. On weekends or before a date I prefer to use the Greune Natural Revitalizing Shampoo, the conditioner and the Nutrient Complex. These are formulas that contain D-panthenol, a vitamin-B-complex factor; polysorbate 80, a cleansing agent for the scalp; and natural herbs. Over the weekend I plan to go to Bloomingdale's or Bergdorf's and on Evelyn's advice pick up a Foltene European Supplement and Shampoo for thinning hair which contains complex carbohydrates that penetrate the hair shafts for improved strength and shine. Also the Vivagen Hair Enrichment Treatment, a new Redken product that prevents mineral deposits and prolongs the life cycle of hair. Luis Carruthers recommended the Aramis Nutriplexx system, a nutrient complex that helps increase circulation. Once out of the shower and toweled dry I put the Ralph Lauren boxers back on and before applying the Mousse A Raiser, a shaving cream by Pour Hommes, I press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I always slather on a moisturizer (to my taste, Clinique) and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply a shaving cream over it - preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers - which I've found makes removing the hair easier. It also helps prevent water from evaporating and reduces friction between your skin and the blade. Always wet the razor with warm water before shaving and shave in the direction the beard grows, pressing gently on the skin. Leave the sideburns and chin for last, since these whiskers are tougher and need more time to soften. Rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting. Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never use cologne on your face, since the high alcohol content dries your face out and makes you look older. One should use an alcohol-free antibacterial toner with a water-moistened cotton ball to normalize the skin. Applying a moisturizer is the final step. Splash on water before applying an emollient lotion to soften the skin and seal in the moisture. Next apply Gel Appaisant, also made by Pour Hommes, which is an excellent, soothing skin lotion. If the face seems dry and flaky - which makes it look dull and older - use a clarifying lotion that removes flakes and uncovers fine skin (it can also make your tan look darker). Then apply an anti-aging eye balm (Baume Des Yeux) followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion. A scalp-programming lotion is used after I towel my hair dry. I also lightly blow-dry the hair to give it body and control (but without stickiness) and then add more of the lotion, shaping it with a Kent natural-bristle brush, and finally slick it back with a wide-tooth comb.

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE

07-14-2010 , 01:51 PM

#15368

GonzoBeats

adept

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 813

Quote:

Originally Posted by booger369

im not close as in ur saying its someone who normally doesnt do stuff like that and should be guessing nit names? (cuz blunty does)

if nit then ill guess dannyoboy cuz hes been changing his game pretty hard (no hate danny, u definitely improving)

Not even close with regard to winnings etc but I've seen him do this kinda **** before mbn to have perma-godmode account

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

rik sanchex/dante63

nay

07-14-2010 , 01:58 PM

#15369

booger369

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,542

i cannot divulge any other names of people i think i can 4 bet A2 for value. reveal

07-14-2010 , 02:00 PM

#15370

pontylad

banned

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 8,765

I know who reg is....

and now who u are too at the tables

07-14-2010 , 02:01 PM

#15371

mogwai316

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,905

Quote:

Originally Posted by e306

chiren and 3j55 are flipping on NL10.
ok - not really flipping. they raise to 50bb preflop and get the rest in postflop.

will pokerstars punish promo-abuse? i also want free VPPs..

Wow, yeah, just searched them and they've clearly got some kind of system going and are insta-leaving when anyone else sits at the tables. Does the promo actually make it +EV to flip at 10NL if you are SNE? I don't feel like running the numbers, but after what happened with the husng's during double vpp week a couple years ago I figured Stars wouldn't do another promo where that was possible. And even if it is, why the hell would you risk your stars pro status to do it?

07-14-2010 , 02:02 PM

#15372

krolewicz

adept

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,073

well, once a tilt i use to do same stuff ];

07-14-2010 , 02:03 PM

#15373

booger369

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,542

can i get a heads up on what this promo is?

love,

caveman

07-14-2010 , 02:04 PM

#15374

mogwai316

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,905

Quote:

Originally Posted by booger369

can i get a heads up on what this promo is?

love,

caveman

10NL and lower you get 10 vpp per $1 raked instead of the usual 6. Goes until July 31.

07-14-2010 , 02:06 PM

#15375

jack frost

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 4,335

Quote:

Originally Posted by e306

chiren and 3j55 are flipping on NL10.
ok - not really flipping. they raise to 50bb preflop and get the rest in postflop.

will pokerstars punish promo-abuse? i also want free VPPs..

we can only hope.

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