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10-31-2009 , 01:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by speedle
why do you need porn when you got a wife????????????
You will understand when you have a wife... trust me
10-31-2009 , 01:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ngZforBRt4 lolololol this is beyond hilarious
10-31-2009 , 02:08 AM
new show that just started really hilarious

A fantasy football league

Jon Lajoie in it

http://tvshack.net/tv/The_League/season_1/episode_1/
10-31-2009 , 02:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgn1ADAHYiI this is hilarious
10-31-2009 , 04:37 AM


Don't push me - cause I'm close to the edge. I'm tryin' not to lose my head.
10-31-2009 , 05:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by speedle
why do you need porn when you got a wife????????????
lol, the greatest level in history.

Oh to be young, unmarried and sexied up again.
10-31-2009 , 07:13 AM
fkng love girls on halloween

Had my 2nd date in san diego go a little sour so me, fantasticcow, roomate dash and ssfr/ss6m pro bw07507 went out tonight and i started talking to some random cowgirl and she gave me the whole "o yea my friends play online poker to". Im like yea yea okay, since i hear that all the time. Somehow ran into a group with gordo16, craigthedeac, derekjc, l scuba l (been crushin ivey past few days) and few others. Dont know how its possible to pick the 1 bar in san diego that this would happen at. And got to see so many ridiculously hot girls in slutty outfits and pick them up. loveee it
10-31-2009 , 09:05 AM
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10-31-2009 , 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by too eazy
that room + projection is mega ill
This.


Quote:
Originally Posted by ROM Amnesty
Have you seen my wife!??
She's nonexistent IIRC.


Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckySOB
May seem hard to believe for those that have played me in FR over the last 13 months, but in 07 and 08 until I decided to make an sne run and turn into a bad nit I was beating 2/4nl 6 max nicely. But I'm sure the games are tougher now.......we'll see. Used to only 4 or 6 table also, gonna try 12 to 15 of the 1/2nl 6m.

TY
When you first came to FR it seems like I remember you as one of the tougher regs, but when I noticed your stats the other day I was wondering if I'd just remembered it all wrong. Perhaps ^^^^^ explains it. A run for SNE would srsly mess with both your game and your head! Regardless, best of luck to you in w/e route you choose...


Quote:
Originally Posted by phidelt799
You will understand when you have a wife... trust me
LOL, having been one for a very long time as well as having many friends who still are, I have to say that it is most def wife-dependent. In defense of yours though, I'm guessing she has plenty of other great qualities.
10-31-2009 , 09:27 AM
so I'm playing some 50 6m while setting up table ninja and waiting for friends to come over and watch football and who is at my table?

The one and only xxxAcexBongxxx! made my day obv...
10-31-2009 , 09:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexB182
so I'm playing some 50 6m while setting up table ninja and waiting for friends to come over and watch football and who is at my table?

The one and only xxxAcexBongxxx! made my day obv...
lol nice fall from grace after his mtt wins. I don't think that guy has beaten any cash level over a significant sample.
10-31-2009 , 09:43 AM
lol acexbong. wonder where his brother E.Toi is?
10-31-2009 , 09:44 AM
check his ptr, priceless...
10-31-2009 , 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoJoey
fkng love girls on halloween

Had my 2nd date in san diego go a little sour so me, fantasticcow, roomate dash and ssfr/ss6m pro bw07507 went out tonight and i started talking to some random cowgirl and she gave me the whole "o yea my friends play online poker to". Im like yea yea okay, since i hear that all the time. Somehow ran into a group with gordo16, craigthedeac, derekjc, l scuba l (been crushin ivey past few days) and few others. Dont know how its possible to pick the 1 bar in san diego that this would happen at. And got to see so many ridiculously hot girls in slutty outfits and pick them up. loveee it
wow your sooo cool wow your life is soooo awesome man running around with amazing high/mid pros, crushing 10/20, hooking up with girls in SoCal on Halloween plz keep us informed about how sweet your life is we really can't wait to hear the next part
10-31-2009 , 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by OMGitsCheddar
wow your sooo cool wow your life is soooo awesome man running around with amazing high/mid pros, crushing 10/20, hooking up with girls in SoCal on Halloween plz keep us informed about how sweet your life is we really can't wait to hear the next part
ched, have you been hanging out with too many hookers? you sound pretty unimpressed.


lol alex, just checked it out after i posted my comment, seems i was on the money


edit, just read your post in the other thread ched.
10-31-2009 , 09:52 AM
No I just lost like >$1k playing against ****ing asdjrg;jlsadfh;lk sdfhdsfhk;l; ******s at live poker here and got laughed at for making a nitty fold (which means I folded a str8 on a paired board 250bb deep and everyone thought i was an idiot).
10-31-2009 , 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OMGitsCheddar
wow your sooo cool wow your life is soooo awesome man running around with amazing high/mid pros, crushing 10/20, hooking up with girls in SoCal on Halloween plz keep us informed about how sweet your life is we really can't wait to hear the next part
don't get me wrong cheddar but looking at all your weird posts I really think you gotta get your life straight...
10-31-2009 , 10:46 AM
yeah so I will have to say goodbye to ipoker next month,
looking forward taking easy american dollars full time.

24 tables are ~1.2k hands/h right?
10-31-2009 , 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by 99killed
lol acexbong. wonder where his brother E.Toi is?
lol etxoi seems like so long ago
10-31-2009 , 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by AlexB182
don't get me wrong cheddar but looking at all your weird posts I really think you gotta get your life straight...
+1

I just lost like ~$1.2k to players who couldn't beat the ****** rake at 50nl on stars, I'm sitting in my apartment alone on Halloween night waiting for "The Hills Have Eyes 2" to finish downloading on iTunes, wishing I had more than 2 friends in this Hemisphere, wishing I had more than 0 female friends in this hemisphere. ---> I got nothing against Joey, I'm just bitter ATM at anyone who doesn't feel like ****, but I'll be better tomorrow, I just have to get over the live poker tilt.
10-31-2009 , 11:53 AM
sick life
10-31-2009 , 12:08 PM
I had an ultra scary dream last night if that makes you feel better!
10-31-2009 , 12:12 PM
stupid sn mtt reminder if u mess w it
10-31-2009 , 12:14 PM
The third live hand I played today (like literally I had just sat down at the table) I lost like 190bb in the following way...

$2/4 is high stakes here. If some guy in the cardroom asks you where you are playing and you tell him you are playing a table higher than 100nl, he will probably refer to you as a 'high roller'.

So, I buy in for 250bb. 3 handed. My 3rd hand. I'm BTN with AK. Villain has a monster stack, he clearly had been there all night possible >24 hours.

I go 4bb, SB folds, villain makes it 18bb, I tried to 4bet to 80bb but I put the chips in in 2 different stacks like a nano-second apart and the kid goes "ng ba blah blah blah string bet!" And the dealer is like "it's a string bet sir." Dealer asks me which stack went in first, one stack is sig smaller than the other. The kid keeps saying that it's the smaller stack and despite the "english only" house rule, everyone is speaking Tagalog only. I don't understand anything people are saying except the occasional "string bet" pops out (i'm the only white guy in the room). Eventually floor comes over and tells me that I'm forced to make the minimum 4bet - like, not the smaller stack of the two but the literal 32bb min 4bet.

Flop (64bb) QJ8 . Kid checks, I bet 42bb. He calls.

Turn (148bb) 3 I pause for like maybe a solid 25 seconds. The kid looks at me and goes "AZeKING mt KING of Clubs". At this point there are about 15 people watching the hand behind the red-tape, I don't understand anything anyone is saying but I'm feeling very self-conscious.

I bet 115bb. He calls.

River (378bb) 2
He checks and sense I've got no FE obv, I decide to save what little I have left. He says "I knewn I got u!" He flips A8 , and gets started in a Tagalog convo with like 3-4 people from the 'audience.'

It was pretty much all downhill from there for the next 5 hours.

Last edited by OMGitsCheddar; 10-31-2009 at 12:19 PM.
10-31-2009 , 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by PartysOver
I had an ultra scary dream last night if that makes you feel better!
thanks yo... did you wet the bed? just say 'yes' even if you really didn't.

      
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