kind of a semi-standard hand. played it as well as i could, i mean, wtf is he scared of on the river? he made the best possible hand he could and still checks........... sigh

Hand #1
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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Hero (CO): $129.00
BTN: $110.00
SB: $391.55
BB: $220.85
UTG: $351.15
UTG+1: $360.95
MP: $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with K K
3 folds, Hero raises to $6, BTN calls $6, 2 folds

Flop: ($15.00) T 6 Q (2 players)
Hero bets $12, BTN calls $12

Turn: ($39.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $14, Hero raises to $28, BTN calls $14

River: ($95.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Final Pot: $95.00
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
BTN shows 7 7 (a straight, Six to Ten)
BTN wins $92.00
(Rake: $3.00)

here goes another donk who chases, hits, and still cant raise making the second best possible hand with his garbage.

Hand #2
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+1: $200.00
UTG+2: $283.65
MP1: $230.00
MP2: $181.00
CO: $183.60
BTN: $482.65
SB: $201.80
BB: $254.45
Hero (UTG): $160.90

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with J J
Hero raises to $4, 5 folds, BTN calls $4, 1 fold, BB calls $2

Flop: ($13.00) 5 4 2 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BTN calls $12, BB folds

Turn: ($37.00) K (2 players)
Hero bets $16, BTN calls $16

River: ($69.00) T (2 players)
Hero bets $22, BTN calls $22

Final Pot: $113.00
BTN shows T 2 (two pair, Tens and Deuces)
Hero shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
BTN wins $110.00
(Rake: $3.00)

and here goes a reg who wants to play a10 on the button vs a decent r/r and thinks hes hot. keep it up bud, see you going busto real soon donk.

Hand #3
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP2: $232.20
CO: $205.40
BTN: $317.15
SB: $226.80
Hero (BB): $120.00
UTG: $289.80
UTG+1: $145.70
MP1: $206.35

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with K K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $2, 3 folds, BTN raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero raises to $20, 1 fold, BTN calls $14

Flop: ($43.00) 8 2 T (2 players)
Hero bets $26, BTN calls $26

Turn: ($95.00) T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($95.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $54, BTN raises to $108, Hero calls $20 all in

Final Pot: $243.00
BTN shows T A (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero mucks K K
BTN wins $240.00
(Rake: $3.00)

all in all, december is a huge suckfest so far for me. hope you guys are doing better, at least the guys who should be doing better.

and pattay, got another gift for you : 8==========)

i just got pwned by a superfish when the table broke to heads up... kry$talv**1987

one of u pros kill him for me. he opens with 6 bb and then bets 3x pot all streets fyi

edit: hes at table dares rite now. but seems to have toned down.

Nobody cares about your ridiculous hands. gfy or put it in bbv.

john rambo rules

You're clearly talking about PhilIvey the 1/2 NL player on Stars.

It was ridiculous last night. About every 30 minutes I go through all my tables and leave the undesirable ones. Usually I play about 15 tables and I'll end up leaving 3-5 tables every 30 minutes. Last night I was leaving about 10 tables everytime, and even the ones that I stayed on were only average. It was complete reg fest.

Except against me.

Hang in there, JR.

I think you are the worst regz in the history of FRNL200 & 400.


1) Call 3 bets with ****y crappy hands, hit the only flop you can win some bucks from me and still lose a bunch of money...

Dealt to 13_Xerxes_13 [Qd Qh]
EqsTrdr: folds
Weak Tite: raises $4 to $6
studboy1: folds
vinivici9586: folds
antskoiksaar: calls $6
sneaklong: folds
dededude: folds
13_Xerxes_13: raises $20 to $26
Tqlaoui is connected
Tqlaoui has returned
Weak Tite: calls $20
antskoiksaar: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Td Js 6c]
13_Xerxes_13: bets $35
Weak Tite: raises $139 to $174 and is all-in
antskoiksaar: calls $151.70 and is all-in
13_Xerxes_13: folds
Uncalled bet ($22.30) returned to Weak Tite
*** TURN *** [Td Js 6c] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Td Js 6c 3c] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weak Tite: shows [Jh Th] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
antskoiksaar: shows [6d 6h] (a full house, Sixes full of Threes)
antskoiksaar collected $414.40 from pot
13_Xerxes_13 said, "QQ"
13_Xerxes_13 said, "NH"

2) Never win a flip on a board so good for your hand

Dealt to 13_Xerxes_13 [Ad Ah]
Pstardogg: folds
pkrfface: folds
ackbleh: folds
13_Xerxes_13: raises $4 to $6
DragonBlow: folds
Weak Tite: calls $6
lllFSlll: folds
mr jones 325: folds
KillsAids: folds
*** FLOP *** [2d 6d 8c]
13_Xerxes_13: checks
Weak Tite: bets $8
13_Xerxes_13: raises $16 to $24
Weak Tite: raises $42 to $66
13_Xerxes_13: raises $128 to $194 and is all-in
Weak Tite: calls $128
*** TURN *** [2d 6d 8c] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [2d 6d 8c 5c] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
13_Xerxes_13: shows [Ad Ah] (a pair of Aces)
Weak Tite: mucks hand [Qd 8d]
13_Xerxes_13 collected $400 from pot

3) Go broke vs Ajven w/o AA PF

Weak Tite: raises $4 to $6
fegarci144: calls $6
stobeh: folds
13_Xerxes_13: folds
Ajven: raises $22 to $28
Artanis11: folds
Weak Tite: raises $26 to $54
fegarci144: folds
Ajven: raises $173.75 to $227.75 and is all-in
Weak Tite: calls $173.75
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ajven: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
Weak Tite: mucks hand [Kc Kd]
Ajven collected $460.50 from pot

4) Don't have a fold button

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 13_Xerxes_13 [Kd Kh]
13_Xerxes_13: folds
vhunter: folds
Weak Tite: raises $4 to $6
docsu: folds
REDRAG0N: calls $6
ChXAsh: folds
phidelt799: folds
chrisalot: calls $5
Rudder1ess: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ts 3c 2s]
chrisalot: checks
Weak Tite: bets $10
REDRAG0N: calls $10
chrisalot: calls $10
*** TURN *** [Ts 3c 2s] [5h]
chrisalot: checks
Weak Tite: bets $30
REDRAG0N: raises $42 to $72
chrisalot: raises $146.60 to $218.60 and is all-in
Weak Tite: calls $179.85 and is all-in
REDRAG0N: calls $146.60
*** RIVER *** [Ts 3c 2s 5h] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chrisalot: shows [4c 6c] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
REDRAG0N: mucks hand [5s 5d]
chrisalot collected $17.50 from side pot
Weak Tite: mucks hand [Jc Js] ROFL OMFG
chrisalot collected $676.55 from main pot

But sometimes, you can outplay me, too

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 13_Xerxes_13 [5c 5h]
OorunneroO: calls $2
meccapoker: folds
Dave0100: folds
13_Xerxes_13: raises $7 to $9
txbowler35: folds
Weak Tite: raises $19 to $28
Petresa: folds
OMGBentley: folds
OorunneroO: folds
13_Xerxes_13: raises $172 to $200 and is all-in
Weak Tite: calls $172 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4s Kh Js]
*** TURN *** [4s Kh Js] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [4s Kh Js 7c] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
13_Xerxes_13: shows [5c 5h] (a pair of Fives)
Weak Tite: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens)
Weak Tite collected $402 from pot

4) Don't have a fold button

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 13_Xerxes_13 [Kd Kh]
13_Xerxes_13: folds

wat

4) Don't have a fold button

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 13_Xerxes_13 [Kd Kh]
13_Xerxes_13: folds

lol wat

I never play KK when I know I will be beat at SD.

He is bad. Getting his money in while ahead twice but not winning, losing with KK to AA, going broke with an overpair, and calling pf as an 80% favorite. Awful. I take back anything good I've ever said about him.

I am happy I have opened your eyes. Weak Tite at your tables, especially on your left = free free money.

weak loose imo
omgz backdoors

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vinivici9586 [8h Jc]
Weak Tite: raises $4 to $6
tiltbad: folds
flamigokid: folds
PulledPork7: folds
Glover12: folds
Sharknebulah: folds
vinivici9586: folds
Tnx4urMoney: calls $5
Comarre: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [6d 5s Td]
Tnx4urMoney: checks
Comarre: checks
Weak Tite: bets $12
Tnx4urMoney: raises $18 to $30
Comarre: folds
Weak Tite: calls $18
*** TURN *** [6d 5s Td] [Jd]
Tnx4urMoney: checks
Weak Tite: bets $60
Tnx4urMoney: calls $60
*** RIVER *** [6d 5s Td Jd] [7h]
Tnx4urMoney: checks
Weak Tite: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tnx4urMoney: shows [Jh Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Weak Tite: mucks hand
Tnx4urMoney collected $195 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $198 | Rake $3
Board [6d 5s Td Jd 7h]
Seat 2: Tnx4urMoney (small blind) showed [Jh Js] and won ($195) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: Weak Tite mucked [Kd Ah]

once upon a time he called my all-in at 400nl w/ 9 10 suited...

... cant blame him i guess everyone calls suited conn for stacks LoL

my vote for best 200nl regs are:

X-superhero
Counterfit
and IntenseDog

these guys own everyone!!

He kinda reminds me of chislodc at 400nl fr on ftp.... Xcept chislo is can get tricky and harder to play against

Maybe someone should open a permanent Weak Tite thread.

if there is a time to fold KK pre it is to Ajvennnnnnnnn

level? Ajvennnnn is the spewiest player in the world.

reading this thread makes me miss you guys so much...I'll be back soon...currently enjoying my vacation in Boston =)

with the girl in the picture?

Na, different girl white girls don't like me haha

Ok. Have a nice vacation then!

to all you **** tards who start tables and don't play me hu: you tilt me sooo hard