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Schwallie is the only one who can provide these pics, although it is at my disclosure so unfortunately its not looking good...

IIm back

me no llike poker


Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $877.10
Hero (BTN): $800.00
SB: $237.20
BB: $800.00
UTG: $571.30
UTG+1: $495.10
UTG+2: $1064.30
MP1: $444.90
MP2: $821.00

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with 8 6
UTG calls $4, 5 folds, Hero raises to $16, SB calls $14, 2 folds

Flop: ($40.00) T 7 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $28, SB calls $28

Turn: ($96.00) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $76, SB raises to $152, Hero raises to $440, SB calls $41.20 all in

River: ($482.40) Q

Final Pot: $482.40
Hero shows 8s 6s (a straight, Ten high)
SB shows Jh Kd (a straight, King high)
SB wins $479.40
(Rake: $3.00)

online poker sure is hard


Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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BTN: $235.60
Hero (SB): $402.00
BB: $1631.00
UTG: $754.40
UTG+1: $436.80
MP1: $725.60
MP2: $330.70
CO: $1269.80

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with J J
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $4, 2 folds, CO calls $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $24, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $20, 1 fold

Flop: ($56.00) J Q 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $50, UTG+1 calls $50

Turn: ($156.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $130, UTG+1 calls $130

River: ($416.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $198 all in, UTG+1 calls $198

Final Pot: $812.00
Hero shows Js Jh (a full house, Jacks full of Fives)
UTG+1 mucks 7c 7h
Hero wins $809.00
(Rake: $3.00)

hahahahahha...At least I can verify that she is a girl

Note UTG's stack...

UltimateBet $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players

CO: $95.78
BTN: $48.10
SB: $166.00
BB: $94.00
UTG: $4.54
UTG+1: $23.49
Hero (MP): $101.49

Pre Flop: Hero is MP with Q A
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4.50, 4 folds, UTG calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.50) T T 3 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $1, UTG folds



I guess he really needed those four cents.

This one was pretty awesome, too...I think it's the biggest pot I've ever seen won by less than 10 high.

UltimateBet $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players

BB: $200.00
UTG: $170.65
UTG+1: $163.75
UTG+2: $204.25
MP1: $198.00
MP2: $191.00
CO: $200.00
Hero (BTN): $206.90
SB: $194.95

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with T K
3 folds, MP1 calls $2, MP2 raises to $8, CO calls $8, 2 folds, BB raises to $36, 2 folds, CO calls $28

Flop: ($83.00) 3 A K (2 players)
BB bets $90, CO calls $90

Turn: ($263.00) A (2 players)
BB bets $74 all in, CO calls $74 all in

River: ($411.00) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Kos, you post amusing hands. Well done

my gosh the fish are jumpin this time a night
PokerStars Game #17237158580: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/05/06 - 05:03:56 (ET)
Table 'Rigel' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: caicu ($1781.25 in chips)
Seat 3: ibiza007 ($1445 in chips)
Seat 6: ineeditmore2 ($459.80 in chips)
Seat 8: dankness3 ($1085 in chips)
Seat 9: SobraoBoY ($1317 in chips)
dankness3: posts small blind $5
SobraoBoY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dankness3 [Qc Qd]
caicu: raises $150 to $160
ibiza007: folds
ineeditmore2: folds
dankness3: raises $320 to $480
SobraoBoY: folds
caicu: raises $1301.25 to $1781.25 and is all-in
dankness3: calls $605 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [3d Ad 8d]
*** TURN *** [3d Ad 8d] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [3d Ad 8d 9s] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dankness3: shows [Qc Qd] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
caicu: mucks hand
dankness3 collected $2178 from pot
futilewar joins the table at seat #1
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2180 | Rake $2
Board [3d Ad 8d 9s 8c]
Seat 2: caicu mucked [7d 7h]
Seat 3: ibiza007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ineeditmore2 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: dankness3 (small blind) showed [Qc Qd] and won ($2178) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 9: SobraoBoY (big blind) folded before Flop

Congrats! I'll be there too.

Proofrock you play every big live event?

In pt2 > go to utilities > file splitter > select the file to split > select number of hands fo each new file (100, 200 or 300) > split file.

This feature isnt in pt3 yet though.

So, I haven't played .50/1NL in years, but was watching TV last night and was bored so I opened up a few tables. So the UTG+1 is playing something like 60/27 and is a donk. CO is playing something like 70/30 and is a calling and reraising extrememly light station. Was I on a "special" table or is normal stuff and players for a .5/1 table????

Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG: $21.50
UTG+1: $98.65
UTG+2: $107.25
MP1: $98.50
MP2: $204.00
CO: $109.10
BTN: $20.00
SB: $151.80
Hero (BB): $100.00

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with Q Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $4, 3 folds, CO raises to $10, 1 fold, SB calls $9.50, Hero calls $9, UTG+1 raises to $51, CO calls $41, 1 fold, Hero raises to $100 all in, UTG+1 calls $47.65 all in, CO calls $49

Flop: ($308.65) 3 3 A (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($308.65) 8 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($308.65) 2 (3 players - 2 are all in)

skivrmt: shows [Qs Qh] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
richiric: shows [6c Ac] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
richiric collected $2.70 from side pot
chukwudi 2: mucks hand
richiric collected $302.95 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $308.65 Main pot $302.95. Side pot $2.70. | Rake $3
Board [3c 3h Ad 8c 2d]
Seat 1: Depops folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: chukwudi 2 mucked [Jc Jh]
Seat 3: Romes23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: FATDAN44 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: convariance folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: richiric showed [6c Ac] and won ($305.65) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 7: TehdPwneD99 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: charango (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: skivrmt (big blind) showed [Qs Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes

this was a good table i was happy to be there playing wiht these guys

you were at this table last night?! was fun, but kinda sucked for me. whats you sn?

Poker Stars $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $2024.60
MP: $1484.55
CO: $591.00
Hero (BTN): $605.10
SB: $969.10
BB: $386.15

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with A J
1 fold, MP raises to $24, 1 fold, Hero calls $24, 2 folds

Flop: ($57.00) 2 9 Q (2 players)
MP bets $30, Hero calls $30

Turn: ($117.00) K (2 players)
MP bets $42, Hero raises to $144, MP calls $102

River: ($405.00) T (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $407.10 all in, MP calls $407.10




I dunno I think I may go back to playing six max.

im fatdan

yeah, was fun table for you more than me i think it was running avg pot $33, 32% see flop for an hour, which seems ridiculus at .5/1FR.

Villain is a trash-talking 55/15/1. He got me good. Prolly lined up to this moment from the beginning. These guys can easily make 3-5 buy-ins a session. Not for a moment did I think I was behind. Standard.

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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BB: $100.00
UTG: $124.85
UTG+1: $206.65
MP1: $100.00
Hero (MP2): $138.10
CO: $118.40
BTN: $18.50
SB: $24.00

Pre Flop: Hero is MP2 with J J
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4.50, 4 folds, UTG+1 calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.50) A 9 6 (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $2, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($14.50) J (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

River: ($14.50) A (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $50, Hero raises to $131.60 all in, UTG+1 calls $81.60

lol poor 99 guy


Full Tilt Poker $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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SB: $1648.25
BB: $1193.50
UTG: $904.00
Hero (UTG+1): $1010.00
MP1: $560.10
MP2: $1456.00
CO: $823.75
BTN: $1294.00

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG+1 with 5 5
1 fold, Hero raises to $35, 2 folds, CO calls $35, 2 folds, BB calls $25

Flop: ($110.00) 5 9 J (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $70, CO calls $70, BB calls $70

Turn: ($320.00) T (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $210, CO calls $210, BB raises to $1088.50 all in, Hero calls $695 all in, CO calls $508.75 all in

River: ($2848.75) K

Final Pot: $2848.75
BB shows Kd Qd (a straight, King high)
Hero shows 5d 5s (three of a kind, Fives)
CO shows 9d 9h (three of a kind, Nines)

Didn't you consider folding bottom set on that board with that action?

well BB is some maniac who is supposedly a favorite among MSNL HU regs from what Ive read when browsing MSNL so theres no way in hell Id ever fold against him.

way too many possible turned combo draws/2 pair combos to think about folding

edit: i guess 78 got there too, w/e folding sets is dumb

do you ever consider becoming a good player?

do you ever consider becoming a decent person?