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04-09-2008 , 05:19 PM
seriously,

sodom, you seem nice enough. let me tell you that you are infesting and ruining the games. you have made a decent amount in the past month, but realize the more short stackers there are, the less money there is to be made.
04-09-2008 , 05:24 PM
They need to just make tables strictly for shortstackers. 15 seats, minimum buy-in 20 bets, maximum buy-in 25 bets, and whenever you double up, you can reset your stack back to your original buy-in. Everybody wins.
04-09-2008 , 05:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kos13
They need to just make tables strictly for shortstackers. 15 seats, minimum buy-in 20 bets, maximum buy-in 25 bets, and whenever you double up, you can reset your stack back to your original buy-in. Everybody wins.
Because of the fundamental theorem of poker, you could make quite a bit at these tables.










I'm pretty sure, by the way, that the fundamental theorem of poker is "people are dumb".
04-09-2008 , 05:46 PM
true that.

him and CLIFFLONGLL (who can serioulsly d$% IAGF) and hongzhong and natking are all starting to really piss me off

Quote:
Originally Posted by effang
seriously,

sodom, you seem nice enough. let me tell you that you are infesting and ruining the games. you have made a decent amount in the past month, but realize the more short stackers there are, the less money there is to be made.
04-09-2008 , 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by effang
seriously,

sodom, you seem nice enough. let me tell you that you are infesting and ruining the games. you have made a decent amount in the past month, but realize the more short stackers there are, the less money there is to be made.
I'm a grinder, I adjust. If Pokerstars change the buy in rules, I change my buy ins. I might change it anyway. But at the moment, it suites me well to short stack. It's all about a steady income.

Actually it should benefit you all that I shortstack, my win rate can never be high. If I full stack I might take more out of the tables, so be glad. So far I have always been taking money out of the tables I have been playing regularly on.

I might also move up to 1-2, anyway to see how the opponents are; if I lose, I might move down at once. Lets see. I run good now. I can't say that I am impressed by the standard at 100NL. I am not good at poker, but like this opponent in the hand I caught the Royal, I mean, pure quality.
04-09-2008 , 06:14 PM
LOOK LC I GOT AA!!

Oops


Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

MP2: $300.95
CO: $106.00
BTN: $99.50
SB: $29.50
BB: $100.00
Hero (UTG): $100.00
UTG+1: $91.90
UTG+2: $228.60
MP1: $15.50

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises to $4, UTG+1 raises to $12, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $41.50, 4 folds, Hero calls $37.50, UTG+1 raises to $91.90 all in, MP2 raises to $300.95 all in, Hero calls $58.50 all in

Flop: ($293.40) 5 4 K (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: ($293.40) 2 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($293.40) 9 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $293.40
MP2 shows Ac Ah (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows Ad As (a pair of Aces)
UTG+1 shows Kh Kd (three of a kind, Kings)
Hero wins $8.10
MP2 wins $8.10
UTG+1 wins $274.20
(Rake: $3.00)
04-09-2008 , 06:21 PM
You were drawing dead. No outs.
04-09-2008 , 07:40 PM
I coulda split with a 3 on the river?

A non-club 3, that is.
04-09-2008 , 08:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RapidEvolution
LOOK LC I GOT AA!!

Oops


Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

MP2: $300.95
CO: $106.00
BTN: $99.50
SB: $29.50
BB: $100.00
Hero (UTG): $100.00
UTG+1: $91.90
UTG+2: $228.60
MP1: $15.50

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises to $4, UTG+1 raises to $12, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $41.50, 4 folds, Hero calls $37.50, UTG+1 raises to $91.90 all in, MP2 raises to $300.95 all in, Hero calls $58.50 all in

Flop: ($293.40) 5 4 K (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: ($293.40) 2 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($293.40) 9 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $293.40
MP2 shows Ac Ah (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows Ad As (a pair of Aces)
UTG+1 shows Kh Kd (three of a kind, Kings)
Hero wins $8.10
MP2 wins $8.10
UTG+1 wins $274.20
(Rake: $3.00)

Well, yes...I see that. However, not quite the results I'd envisioned.
04-09-2008 , 09:14 PM
I finally got PT and its pretty cool. Last night's session was swingy.


Last edited by CalledDownLight; 04-09-2008 at 09:29 PM.
04-09-2008 , 09:16 PM
Hey, try the top right button. You can export the graph.
04-09-2008 , 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sodom
I'm a grinder, I adjust. If Pokerstars change the buy in rules, I change my buy ins. I might change it anyway. But at the moment, it suites me well to short stack. It's all about a steady income.

Actually it should benefit you all that I shortstack, my win rate can never be high. If I full stack I might take more out of the tables, so be glad. So far I have always been taking money out of the tables I have been playing regularly on.

I might also move up to 1-2, anyway to see how the opponents are; if I lose, I might move down at once. Lets see. I run good now. I can't say that I am impressed by the standard at 100NL. I am not good at poker, but like this opponent in the hand I caught the Royal, I mean, pure quality.
ahahahha why are shortstackers such choads.

like i dont really care what people do within the rules, its part of the game you just gotta accept it. but really, every shortstacker is such a dork.
04-09-2008 , 11:24 PM
hey too eazy, how did u like way boston was portrayed in gone baby gone?

And SS'ers are douches that should be covered in lube and shoved up oprah vaginal tubes.
04-09-2008 , 11:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by too eazy
ahahahha why are shortstackers such choads.

like i dont really care what people do within the rules, its part of the game you just gotta accept it. but really, every shortstacker is such a dork.
I don't know what you mean by that.

I just tell you the truth. No other player will gain if I start to play full stack. But I prefer short stack anyway because I can comfortable multi table without those software's so many use; collect lot of FPP's, transform them to cash and get a decent income at the same time as I am a very good player for the poker site I play at. I guess I will rake for 100 000 usd this year and get back about half in VIP-benefits.

It's really no point that players show disrespect for short stackers. They are no threat to anyone. Players who use to win and goes from short stacking to full stacking are players you should be worry for. Not the shortstackers. I would gladly play at tables with shortstackers only. Usually we short stackers don't play so good.

If you are good at poker you should not care much about a mediocre bunch of short stackers. If you are mediocre at poker, like I am, I care more about rules which will benefits the really good full stack players who will have a very good income in any environment - but with rules more beneficiary for the best full stack players, the player base will shrink fast and the game dry up and the pokersite will not see any 100 000 usd in rake from me.
04-09-2008 , 11:44 PM
gay
04-09-2008 , 11:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mlane
hey too eazy, how did u like way boston was portrayed in gone baby gone?

And SS'ers are douches that should be covered in lube and shoved up oprah vaginal tubes.
i think all those movies like that, mystic river, departed, boondock etc. just kind of make boston look like a bunch of drunks and meatheads. that may or may not have some truth to it but it's not...

its just not that crazy, really. dont really know how else to say it really.
04-10-2008 , 12:24 AM
**** you cdl!
04-10-2008 , 12:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by oldschool
**** you cdl!
oops?
04-10-2008 , 12:27 AM
i have no bankroll =(
04-10-2008 , 12:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by oldschool
i have no bankroll =(
then dont sit 3handed with me at 5/10.
04-10-2008 , 12:43 AM
Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG: $394.00
UTG+1: $514.40
MP1: $516.35
MP2: $484.30
CO: $299.60
BTN: $328.00
SB: $445.55
Hero (BB): $416.90

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with Q Q
UTG raises to $12, 1 fold, MP1 calls $12, MP2 calls $12, CO calls $12, 2 folds, Hero raises to $68, 3 folds, CO calls $56

Flop: ($174.00) 3 7 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $96, CO calls $96

Turn: ($366.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $160, CO calls $135.60 all in

River: ($637.20) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $637.20
CO shows 3c Kc (a full house, Threes full of Sevens)
Hero shows Qd Qh (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
CO wins $634.20
(Rake: $3.00)


Will ship villians name for $5
04-10-2008 , 12:54 AM
sweet 2k pot at 2/4


Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

BB: $102.10
Hero (CO): $1070.55
BTN: $1272.85
SB: $653.20

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with Q Q
Hero raises to $16, BTN calls $16, 2 folds

Flop: ($38.00) 4 J 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $24, BTN calls $24

Turn: ($86.00) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $77, BTN raises to $160, Hero raises to $416, BTN raises to $1232.85 all in, Hero calls $614.55 all in

River: ($2147.10) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $2147.10
Hero shows Qs Qc (three of a kind, Queens)
BTN mucks 3d 3c
Hero wins $2145.10
(Rake: $2.00)
04-10-2008 , 01:19 AM
Funnier pot at 3/6:

Poker Stars, $3/$6 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (UTG+2): $1,190
MP1: $1,350
MP2: $656
CO: $437
BTN: $591
SB: $594
BB: $600
UTG: $1,053
UTG+1: $745

Pre-Flop: 7 8 dealt to Hero (UTG+2)
UTG calls $6, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to $27, 6 folds, UTG calls $21

Flop: ($63) 9 6 4 (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $45, UTG calls $45

Turn: ($153) 3 (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

River: ($153) T (2 Players)
UTG bets $60, Hero raises to $1,118 and is All-In, UTG calls $921 and is All-In

Results: $2,115 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 7 8 (a straight, Six to Ten) and WON $2,112 (+$1,059 NET)
UTG mucked T K and LOST (-$1,053 NET)
04-10-2008 , 01:25 AM
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (9 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

It's always nice when your opponents are drawing dead on the flop. Button had 75o.

Hero ($394)
MP3 ($398)
CO ($414.10)
Button ($658.20)
SB ($490.40)
BB ($300)
UTG ($97.80)
UTG+1 ($494.60)
MP1 ($396.45)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 7, 7.
3 folds, Hero raises to $12, MP3 calls $12, 1 fold, Button calls $12, 2 folds.

Flop: ($42) 7, 5, 3 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets $30, Button raises to $80, Hero calls $80, MP3 calls $50.

Turn: ($282) Q (3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks, Button bets $156, Hero calls $156, MP3 raises to $306, Button calls $150, Hero calls $146 (All-In).

River: ($1188) T (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1192

Results in white below:
Hero has 7h 7s (three of a kind, sevens).
MP3 has 5d 5c (three of a kind, fives).
Button doesn't show.
Outcome: Hero wins $1188. MP3 wins $8.
04-10-2008 , 01:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Body Man D
Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG: $394.00
UTG+1: $514.40
MP1: $516.35
MP2: $484.30
CO: $299.60
BTN: $328.00
SB: $445.55
Hero (BB): $416.90

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with Q Q
UTG raises to $12, 1 fold, MP1 calls $12, MP2 calls $12, CO calls $12, 2 folds, Hero raises to $68, 3 folds, CO calls $56

Flop: ($174.00) 3 7 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $96, CO calls $96

Turn: ($366.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $160, CO calls $135.60 all in

River: ($637.20) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $637.20
CO shows 3c Kc (a full house, Threes full of Sevens)
Hero shows Qd Qh (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
CO wins $634.20
(Rake: $3.00)


Will ship villians name for $5
meh, u'll just ship 30k this sunday.

      
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