stars is ****in me so hard atm...
and i suck with flopped boats:

yesterday i coldcalled 33 in position, flop 883 and i call the cbet.
turn is obv the 8 and he nearly pots it.

today i coldcalled 22 in position, flop 772 and i call the cbet, because there is a big fish behind me which i want in the pot. fish obv folds and the turn comes a 7 and i get instantly 3/4 pottet.

+ AA in 3bet pot vs turned set of Jacks
+ losing dunno how many stacks to lucky short stack bstards
+
Party Poker $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 49808
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $100.00
Hero (SB): $100.00
BB: $100.00
UTG: $57.20
UTG+1: $189.60
UTG+2: $67.45
MP1: $101.50
MP2: $109.70
CO: $136.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with A K
UTG raises to $3, 6 folds, Hero raises to $11, 1 fold, UTG calls $8

Flop: ($23.00) 3 9 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $16.00, UTG raises to $32, Hero raises to $50, UTG calls $14.20 all in

Turn: ($115.40) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($115.40) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

asdfsdgfazsdfughaöfdjjdfg
asdhfasödjuhoiafjgoi imo

and before i forget...
got set over setted also, he turned quads vs my mid set, so i was also pretty sure to win and tilted pretty much after the pot shipped to him.

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 50387
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $105.95
UTG: $134.00
UTG+1: $149.10
UTG+2: $100.50
MP1: $39.65
MP2: $100.55
CO: $135.50
BTN: $301.60
SB: $106.95

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Q Q
UTG calls $1, UTG+1 raises to $4.50, UTG+2 calls $4.50, 5 folds, Hero raises to $20, 2 folds, UTG+2 requests TIME, UTG+2 raises to $100.50 all in, Hero calls $80.50

Flop: ($207.00) 4 9 K

Turn: ($207.00) 5

River: ($207.00) 2

Final Pot: $207.00
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
UTG+2 shows Q Q (a flush, King high)
UTG+2 wins $204.00
(Rake: $3.00)

I almost forgot about this hand vs some random 70/10


Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 50389
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: $100.00
MP1: $156.80
MP2: $100.00
CO: $101.10
BTN: $185.25
SB: $100.00
Hero (BB): $411.05
UTG: $138.90
UTG+1: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Q K
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $4, 4 folds, BTN calls $4, 1 fold, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($12.50) 8 4 T (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($12.50) 3 (3 players)
Hero bets $9, UTG+1 folds, BTN calls $9

River: ($30.50) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $26, BTN raises to $62, Hero raises to $398.05 all in, BTN calls $110.25 all in

Final Pot: $375.00
BTN shows 3 A (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows Q K (a flush, King high)
BTN wins $372.00
(Rake: $3.00)

i am a goddamn professional


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 51416
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $278.40
UTG: $206.35
UTG+1: $232.00
UTG+2: $424.25
MP1: $159.50
MP2: $211.65
CO: $200.00
BTN: $235.25
Hero (SB): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with 9 8
4 folds, MP2 raises to $8, CO calls $8, 1 fold, Hero calls $7, 1 fold

Flop: ($26.00) 4 K J (3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $12, CO raises to $30, Hero raises to $192 all in, MP2 folds, CO calls $162 all in

Turn: ($422.00) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($422.00) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $422.00
CO mucks A Q
Hero shows 9 8 (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Hero wins $419.00
(Rake: $3.00)

No you're not, DUCY?

Board: Kh Jh 4d
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 45.455% 45.45% 00.00% 450 0.00 { 9h8h }
Hand 1: 54.545% 54.55% 00.00% 540 0.00 { AhQc }

RUCALLINGMEAFISHHU4ROLLZ

no, not really

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 51609
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $308.45
Hero (BB): $239.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with K 9
BTN/SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $22, BTN/SB calls $16

Flop: ($44.00) 3 5 A (2 players)
Hero bets $29.95, BTN/SB calls $29.95

Turn: ($103.90) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $35, Hero calls $35

River: ($173.90) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $102, Hero calls $102

Final Pot: $377.90
BTN/SB shows 2 K (high card Ace)
Hero shows K 9 (a pair of Nines)
Hero wins $377.40
(Rake: $0.50)

thats pretty sexy.

if you dont hit the 9 you get so owned

Go Jackets...though seriously they need to step it up; we beat UGA then get stomped by LSU...

Oh well...

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 51840
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $99.00
BB: $82.30
UTG: $66.00
UTG+1: $100.00
UTG+2: $93.65
Hero (MP1): $113.70
MP2: $127.40
CO: $91.15
BTN: $131.75

UTG+1 posts a big blind ($1)

Pre Flop: ($2.50) Hero is MP1 with J J
1 fold, UTG+1 checks, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, CO calls $5, 4 folds

Flop: ($12.50) 5 3 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $8, CO calls $8

Turn: ($28.50) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $20, CO calls $20

River: ($68.50) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $80.70 all in, CO calls $58.15 all in

CO shows 44 obv

beating uga is all that matters, esp after a 7 yr drought

Was just about to go to bed after a long, frustrating breakeven session and then this beauty happens.



$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($234.48)
UTG+1 ($95.50)
MP1 ($49.48)
MP2 ($140.47)
MP3 ($130.73)
CO ($99.25)
BTN ($31.35)
SB Hero ($143.22)
BB ($76.13)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 9 players) Hero is SB 7 7
UTG calls $1.50, UTG+1 calls $1, 4 folds, BTN raises to $2.50, Hero calls $1.50, BB calls $1, UTG calls $1, UTG+1 raises to $3, BTN calls $1, Hero calls $1, BB calls $1, UTG calls $1

Flop: 3 7 7 ($16, 5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 bets $5, BTN calls $5, Hero calls $5, BB folds, UTG calls $5

SLOOOWWWW PLAAAAYYYYYY

Turn: T ($36, 4 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, BTN bets $5, Hero calls $5, UTG calls $5, UTG+1 raises to $58.25, BTN goes all-in $17.85, Hero calls $53.25, UTG calls $53.25

River: 3 ($233.60, 4 players)
Hero goes all-in $76.97, UTG calls $76.97, 1 fold

Final Pot: $387.54
BTNHero shows: 7 7
UTG shows: A A

Hero wins $382.54 ( won +$239.32 )
BTN lost -$31.35
BB lost -$3
UTG lost -$143.72
UTG+1 lost -$66.25

^^^ nice hand sir

Effin' lunatic playing at table Muscida II at NL100, average pot is 52$ cuz of him lol

I tried to stack him but got 5 outered as usual. faaaaaaaaarrrk



Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players - View hand 52490
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $100.00
moise51 (UTG): $116.65
HitmanHaydon (UTG+1): $100.00
dsl0649 (MP): $109.05
Lamerssen (CO): $70.75
dudetristen (BTN): $96.60
EggmanZTX (SB): $291.05

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with K K
2 folds, dsl0649 calls $1, 2 folds, EggmanZTX raises to $6, Hero raises to $20, 1 fold, EggmanZTX calls $14

Flop: ($41.00) 4 T 2 (2 players)
EggmanZTX checks, Hero bets $28, EggmanZTX raises to $56, Hero raises to $80 all in, EggmanZTX calls $24

Turn: ($201.00) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($201.00) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

+1

Funny hand that kind of typifies how my month is going.


Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 52595
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $86.00
BB: $400.00
UTG: $88.00
UTG+1: $72.00
UTG+2: $90.00
MP1: $228.90
MP2: $77.20
CO: $640.40
Hero (BTN): $429.95

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BTN with A K
4 folds, MP2 raises to $8, 1 fold, Hero raises to $24, 2 folds, MP2 calls $16

Flop: ($54.00) 9 J 8 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($54.00) 5 (2 players)
MP2 bets $53.20 all in, Hero calls $53.20

River: ($160.40) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $160.40
MP2 shows J Q (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)
Hero mucks A K
MP2 wins $157.40
(Rake: $3.00)

Hello Berge, I see you're stopping by again to try and move up. You really should stop bothering. *%$&#&@

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 52955
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $199.50
BB: $221.75
UTG: $278.20
UTG+1: $141.25
UTG+2: $120.35
MP1: $164.65
MP2: $200.00
CO: $200.00
Hero (BTN): $224.75

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 2 2
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $8, 3 folds, Hero calls $8, SB calls $7, 1 fold

Flop: ($26.00) 3 5 2 (3 players)
SB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $21, SB calls $21, UTG+2 folds

Turn: ($68.00) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $52, SB calls $52

River: ($172.00) Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $143.75 all in, SB calls $118.50 all in

Final Pot: $409.00
SB shows 6 7 (a flush, Queen high)
Hero shows 2 2 (three of a kind, Deuces)

-----------------------------
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 52958
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $122.25
Hero (BTN/SB): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with A Q
Hero raises to $8, BB raises to $14, Hero raises to $40, BB raises to $122.25 all in, Hero calls $82.25

Flop: ($244.50) 5 3 K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($244.50) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($244.50) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $244.50
BB shows T K (two pair, Kings and Fives)
Hero mucks A Q
BB wins $243.50
(Rake: $1.00)

One more, just for kicks. Mega fish....

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 52960
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $396.00
SB: $201.00
BB: $132.40
UTG: $178.00
UTG+1: $160.00
MP1: $237.20
MP2: $200.00
Hero (CO): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with A J
UTG calls $2, 3 folds, Hero raises to $10, 3 folds, UTG calls $8

Flop: ($23.00) 9 6 J (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $18, UTG calls $18

Turn: ($59.00) 7 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $44, UTG calls $44

River: ($147.00) 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $128 all in, UTG calls $106 all in

Final Pot: $359.00
UTG shows K 5 (a flush, King high)
Hero shows A J (a pair of Jacks)
UTG wins $356.00
(Rake: $3.00)

BRAG: Poker Table Ratings top winner at .5/1 NL on PStars for back-to-back days (Friday and Saturday)

BEAT: Only 2 days I played this month

VARIANCE: Did not sleep much

lollerskates

Poker Stars $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 54186
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $1068.95
Hero (BB): $798.00
UTG: $415.65
CO: $631.00
BTN: $600.00

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is BB with 9 8
UTG raises to $12, 3 folds, Hero calls $6

Flop: ($27.00) Q 6 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $12, Hero calls $12

Turn: ($51.00) T (2 players)
Hero bets $36, UTG calls $36

River: ($123.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $100, UTG calls $100

Final Pot: $323.00
Hero shows 9 8 (a straight, Six to Ten)
UTG mucks K 5
Hero wins $321.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Poker is easy when you're vitti

MyTurn2Raise, what's ur sn on stars?

If you were Artanis11 you would've accidentally valuetowned villain with A high here.

He put you on...exactly 95 I guess? Sick.

what do you mean. he puts you on a monster and just wants to see your cards.