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10-10-2012 , 06:26 PM

#1901

ShipItYo

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,041

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

lol

i'm surprised nobody in here today has been talking about howard being spotted playing high stakes at aria and bellagio.....the casinos have received several death threats, so they've had guards in the poker room to watch over him.

http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news...h-stakes-poker

asdifma;ofma;oiefmaoi;wemfoia;wefmwefiaweifmaw;ief mawoi;mefaoiw;efmoam

10-10-2012 , 06:45 PM

#1902

DiscoBisco

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,701

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShipItYo

asdifma;ofma;oiefmaoi;wemfoia;wefmwefiaweifmaw;ief mawoi;mefaoiw;efmoam

I think the worst part of the article wasn't the fact that howard is playing, but that huck seed was saying he was playing better than anyone at every game.

10-10-2012 , 07:02 PM

#1903

zachvac

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 13,775

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRenaissance

Holy factoid Batman! I just learned that Americans eat with the fork in their right hand! Is this true??? If so then my mind is more blown than when Berlin told us he would stand up and wipe while facing the toilet.

haha yeah when I was in Australia people were giving me so much **** for eating like that, and I was like umm that's how my parents taught me and they were like well your parents are ******ed. Then we found out the way I learned was standard in the US but that the rest of the world does it different.

10-10-2012 , 08:44 PM

#1904

NCSU07

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by zachvac

I'll have to figure out how to frame this, but I'd like to bet on someone who hasn't moved since BF receiving their money. Any reputable people ITT with a lot on FTP that live the same place they did on BF?

Looks like you have a few posters to choose from. Quote my original thing with the reputable poster of your choice and I'll requote to finalize.

Oh yeah amurricans don't use a knife or spoon as a 2nd utensil nearly as often so we obv use our more dominant hand All my foreign friends think I'm a weirdo when I eat with just a fork.

10-10-2012 , 08:47 PM

#1905

ShipItYo

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,041

I have 34k and I've done a few 4 figure xfers with different 2p2ers. I have a few people that can vouch for my reputability. Plus, I need this money more than most, so you can bet your bottom dollar i'll be applying the second that becomes available.

10-11-2012 , 12:28 AM

#1906

SABR42

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,295

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRenaissance

do you shake the penis or milk it after peeing?

lmao

personally I piss in a stall and then use toilet paper to dry

I don't care if that's considered un-manly or whatever, I don't like pee in my pants

10-11-2012 , 12:29 AM

#1907

zachvac

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 13,775

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Spew

I am on the list, zach. 9K+ same address.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gadolparah

have low-med 5 figures, and havent moved since BF.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShipItYo

Quote:

Originally Posted by NCSU07

Looks like you have a few posters to choose from. Quote my original thing with the reputable poster of your choice and I'll requote to finalize.

Since the spirit of the bet is the DoJ paying players in general back anyway the bet I want is that one of the three posters here will have received their money before the end of the year. Obviously if it is found that they are a RoW account that doesn't count for me.

10-11-2012 , 01:02 AM

#1908

SABR42

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,295

I'll be thrilled if I get my $33K this year. Or early next year, whatever.

10-11-2012 , 01:13 AM

#1909

DiscoBisco

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,701

33k buys a lot of TP

10-11-2012 , 01:27 AM

#1910

OnMyBike

adept

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 815

ITT we find out that Sabr does in fact need toilet paper after all.

10-11-2012 , 01:47 AM

#1911

bw07507

banned

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 975

Quote:

lmao

personally I piss in a stall and then use toilet paper to dry

I don't care if that's considered un-manly or whatever, I don't like pee in my pants

Lol

And wtf at milking your penis after peeing. I've never even heard of anyone doing this. Couple shakes and your good imo.

10-11-2012 , 01:53 AM

#1912

isunkurbttlship

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 7,670

Quote:

Originally Posted by bw07507

Lol

And wtf at milking your penis after peeing. I've never even heard of anyone doing this. Couple shakes and your good imo.

fwiw this probably isn't a conversation that comes up often and i assume you don't watch dudes pee, so it's entirely possible this is common

10-11-2012 , 01:59 AM

#1913

RAW_FORCE

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 5,321

my milk/shake brings all the boys to the stall
and i think my method's better than y'all
damn right my method's better than y'all
i won't teach you, so i won't see your balls

10-11-2012 , 02:01 AM

#1914

MaliceUW

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,490

Yea, people who sit the whole time while wiping are always stunned by those who stand at some point and vice versa, those who bunch their tp vs. fold it, button vs. unbutton, milk vs. shake, etc.

The great unknowns.

10-11-2012 , 02:02 AM

#1915

DiscoBisco

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,701

shaking doesnt work if you have the prostate of a 55 year old man

10-11-2012 , 02:04 AM

#1916

isunkurbttlship

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 7,670

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAW_FORCE

my milk/shake brings all the boys to the stall
and i think my method's better than y'all
damn right my method's better than y'all
i won't teach you, so i won't see your balls

lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaliceUW

yeah all this

10-11-2012 , 02:11 AM

#1917

King Spew

Just average

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 15,630

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

shaking doesnt work if you have the prostate of a 57 year old king

tru dat

besides the milking kinda feels good. I'm married; it's action; deal wit it.

10-11-2012 , 02:19 AM

#1918

SABR42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OnMyBike

ITT we find out that Sabr does in fact need toilet paper after all.

no, no, that's only in a public bathroom

at home I wash my junk in the sink

10-11-2012 , 02:20 AM

#1919

SABR42

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,295

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Spew

tru dat

besides the milking kinda feels good. I'm married; it's action; deal wit it.

looooooooooooool

10-11-2012 , 02:23 AM

#1920

MaliceUW

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,490

Quote:

Originally Posted by SABR42

no, no, that's only in a public bathroom

at home I wash my junk in the sink

Do you inform guests before they wash their hands?

10-11-2012 , 03:05 AM

#1921

H0NEY BADGER

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,650

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAW_FORCE

my milk/shake brings all the boys to the stall
and i think my method's better than y'all
damn right my method's better than y'all
i won't teach you, so i won't see your balls

outstanding