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01-14-2011 , 05:29 AM
9 bi below ev in 900 hands... cool sesh.







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01-14-2011 , 06:24 AM
Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

UTG: $200.00
UTG+1: $450.10
UTG+2: $286.25
MP1: $438.00
MP2: $209.00
CO: $200.00
BTN: $246.60
Hero (SB): $476.70
BB: $108.30

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with Q Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $6, 5 folds, Hero calls $5, BB raises to $17, UTG+1 calls $11, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $45, BB calls $28, 1 fold

Flop: ($107.00) 4 5 Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $63.30 all in, Hero calls $63.30

Turn: ($233.60) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($233.60) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $233.60
Hero shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
BB shows 7 9 (a straight, Seven high)
BB wins $230.60
(Rake: $3.00)

01-14-2011 , 07:57 AM
Awesome
01-14-2011 , 08:38 AM
Anyone knows yet if there's a grace period if you drop below 1.5k / 3k?
01-14-2011 , 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by fieldyb
Anyone knows yet if there's a grace period if you drop below 1.5k / 3k?
Hopefully Skelm isn't floating on top of a car so will be able to give a proper answer to that (serious point: best wishes to any Aussies affected by floods)

Reading FTP Doug answers thread it sounds like you lose/gain it instantaneously.
01-14-2011 , 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by RiverMustelid
This article brings a new meaning to the penal code.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12187409

DoubleFly, having read your blog on the legal system, I'm interested in your view on this legal nicety?
"He claims at night a rat "or similar rodent" emerged from a hole in his mattress and bit him on the penis and hand, drawing blood."

LOL. I wonder what he was doing on his mattress with his hand and penis exposed. :-)
01-14-2011 , 09:30 AM
Oh, and to the guy who was wondering why I thought he was Asian, the number "8" is not universally considered lucky - mainly by the Chinese.
01-14-2011 , 10:02 AM
I just figured out I get 4 percentage points more (dealt) rakeback from the new changes. Wheee!
01-14-2011 , 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by nsoshnikov
and you are one of my favorite posters ITT
01-14-2011 , 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by hodgie19
IMO brock isn't getting enough love in this thread. Good work sir, keep it up.
Thanks man. ....just doing my job!
01-14-2011 , 10:54 AM
i thought u werent doing ur job and post here instead
01-14-2011 , 12:49 PM
Ok, as per the request of Goldy, i'll post another top 3 chick for me. There is a chance that some of you might not be share my feelings about her. My advice to you is to broaden your horizons and get out of the box a little.
01-14-2011 , 12:52 PM
^ can you put her in spoilers this time?
01-14-2011 , 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by isunkurbttlship
^ can you put her in spoilers this time?
No...the spoiler was me letting everyone know i was going to be posting it...

Last edited by lesmurphy7 ver2.0; 01-14-2011 at 01:10 PM. Reason: I actually don't even know how to use spoilers or i would've
01-14-2011 , 01:03 PM
i wanna be surprised again tho
01-14-2011 , 01:09 PM
Todays model is the lovely Maria Moore. Probably a top 3 chick for me.
Stats are 36FF bra and get ready for this one 147lbs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean i love the girl, but how the **** can she seriously list herself at 147lbs?? She hasn't seen 147lbs since the Reagan administraion...and that might even be generous. She's literally pushing 247 i think. Oh well.
Enjoy





********** and Maria here
01-14-2011 , 01:23 PM
not cool.

Anybody see this?

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/polit...497784.html?dr
01-14-2011 , 01:24 PM
Les, just put [*spoil][*/spoil] around the IMG links (without the asterisks).
01-14-2011 , 01:24 PM
Les - the others I didn't share but could understand.

This one is just rank.

And just to show I'm not hating, the first girl in your friend's big girls thread wasn't so bad.
01-14-2011 , 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by TheGunslinger
Les, just put [*spoil][*/spoil] around the IMG links (without the asterisks).
ahhhh ty sir. Will do next time

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Originally Posted by RiverMustelid
Les - the others I didn't share but could understand.

This one is just rank.

And just to show I'm not hating, the first girl in your friend's big girls thread wasn't so bad.
Completely understand and expect 99% of ppl ITT to share your opinion. No problem sir...when 99% of the population doesn't want these kind of girls, it makes it VERY easy for me to swoop in and pwn them
01-14-2011 , 01:38 PM
[QUOTE=RiverMustelid;24140697]

Actually Les I am interested in your views on pregnant women? I have a friend who is a serial womaniser on an epic scale. One night we were at a bar and he said he had something interesting to show me, and it was a picture of this heavily pregnant woman he'd picked up that week. I found it pretty shocking - what's your angle? Would you see that as a bit like taking steroids in sports?QUOTE]

lol
I'm probably more into pregnant chicks than most ppl, but they're not exactly my cup of tea. I'm more of butt and boobs guy...not really too into a huge stomach.
01-14-2011 , 01:42 PM
It definitely had me laughing and remembering a couple of drunken encounters I had sought to erase.

But even as a fan of ladies of size are you not put off by that girl's face? The first picture has me laughing hard even 20 minutes after you posted it.
01-14-2011 , 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by RiverMustelid
It definitely had me laughing and remembering a couple of drunken encounters I had sought to erase.

But even as a fan of ladies of size are you not put off by that girl's face? The first picture has me laughing hard even 20 minutes after you posted it.
I will admit that 1st pic i posted is a pretty horrible faceshot. It's really a huge waste taking more than 5 minutes digging for pictures of her, so i don't feel like actually finding pictures where she looks at her best, when people are going to think she is banged up anyway ya know?
01-14-2011 , 01:50 PM
Les: I love women of all shapes and sizes - you may even say I love you too.BUUUUUT I got to tell you my testicles withdrew all the way inside of me when I took a gander at that one. I am sincerly hoping for a little redemption in tomorrows post!
01-14-2011 , 02:29 PM
les, you are broken. completely broken. there's this part of the woman called the face. i've been told that's actually the first thing a lot of guys notice. it has nothing to do with the first picture being a "bad shot" of her. although fwiw the third one is awful too. and... most of the other pictures you've posted too. they are just not pictures that a guy who regards the face would post. i can sort of understand the attraction to thicker ladies but it's like you have some sort of face blindness! there are actually girls who are thick AND cute
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