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01-14-2011 , 05:29 AM

#2001

_Goldseraph_

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 1,559

9 bi below ev in 900 hands... cool sesh.

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01-14-2011 , 06:24 AM

#2002

ment52

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,086

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

UTG: $200.00
UTG+1: $450.10
UTG+2: $286.25
MP1: $438.00
MP2: $209.00
CO: $200.00
BTN: $246.60
Hero (SB): $476.70
BB: $108.30

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with Q

Q

1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $6, 5 folds, Hero calls $5, BB raises to $17, UTG+1 calls $11, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $45, BB calls $28, 1 fold

Flop: ($107.00) 4

5

Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $63.30 all in, Hero calls $63.30

Turn: ($233.60) 3

(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($233.60) 6

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $233.60
Hero shows Q

Q

(three of a kind, Queens)
BB shows 7

9

(a straight, Seven high)
BB wins $230.60
(Rake: $3.00)

01-14-2011 , 07:57 AM

#2003

ChoiceAsBro

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,435

Awesome

01-14-2011 , 08:38 AM

#2004

fieldyb

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,293

Anyone knows yet if there's a grace period if you drop below 1.5k / 3k?

01-14-2011 , 09:13 AM

#2005

RiverMustelid

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,424

Quote:

Originally Posted by fieldyb

Anyone knows yet if there's a grace period if you drop below 1.5k / 3k?

Hopefully Skelm isn't floating on top of a car so will be able to give a proper answer to that (serious point: best wishes to any Aussies affected by floods)

Reading FTP Doug answers thread it sounds like you lose/gain it instantaneously.

01-14-2011 , 09:29 AM

#2006

DoubleFly

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 5,983

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiverMustelid

This article brings a new meaning to the penal code.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12187409

DoubleFly, having read your blog on the legal system, I'm interested in your view on this legal nicety?

"He claims at night a rat "or similar rodent" emerged from a hole in his mattress and bit him on the penis and hand, drawing blood."

LOL. I wonder what he was doing on his mattress with his hand and penis exposed. :-)

01-14-2011 , 09:30 AM

#2007

DoubleFly

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 5,983

Oh, and to the guy who was wondering why I thought he was Asian, the number "8" is not universally considered lucky - mainly by the Chinese.

01-14-2011 , 10:02 AM

#2008

DoubleFly

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 5,983

I just figured out I get 4 percentage points more (dealt) rakeback from the new changes. Wheee!

01-14-2011 , 10:42 AM

#2009

brocksavage1

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 12,587

Quote:

Originally Posted by nsoshnikov

and you are one of my favorite posters ITT

01-14-2011 , 10:43 AM

#2010

brocksavage1

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 12,587

Quote:

Originally Posted by hodgie19

IMO brock isn't getting enough love in this thread. Good work sir, keep it up.

Thanks man. ....just doing my job!

01-14-2011 , 10:54 AM

#2011

ment52

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,086

i thought u werent doing ur job and post here instead

01-14-2011 , 12:49 PM

#2012

lesmurphy7 ver2.0

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Ok, as per the request of Goldy, i'll post another top 3 chick for me. There is a chance that some of you might not be share my feelings about her. My advice to you is to broaden your horizons and get out of the box a little.

01-14-2011 , 12:52 PM

#2013

isunkurbttlship

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^ can you put her in spoilers this time?

01-14-2011 , 01:02 PM

#2014

lesmurphy7 ver2.0

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Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 553

Quote:

Originally Posted by isunkurbttlship

^ can you put her in spoilers this time?

No...the spoiler was me letting everyone know i was going to be posting it...

Last edited by lesmurphy7 ver2.0; 01-14-2011 at 01:10 PM. Reason: I actually don't even know how to use spoilers or i would've

01-14-2011 , 01:03 PM

#2015

isunkurbttlship

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i wanna be surprised again tho

01-14-2011 , 01:09 PM

#2016

lesmurphy7 ver2.0

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Todays model is the lovely Maria Moore. Probably a top 3 chick for me.
Stats are 36FF bra and get ready for this one 147lbs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean i love the girl, but how the **** can she seriously list herself at 147lbs?? She hasn't seen 147lbs since the Reagan administraion...and that might even be generous. She's literally pushing 247 i think. Oh well.
Enjoy

********** and Maria here

01-14-2011 , 01:23 PM

#2017

waffe23

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,881

not cool.

Anybody see this?

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/polit...497784.html?dr

01-14-2011 , 01:24 PM

#2018

TheGunslinger

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Les, just put [*spoil][*/spoil] around the IMG links (without the asterisks).

01-14-2011 , 01:24 PM

#2019

RiverMustelid

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,424

Les - the others I didn't share but could understand.

This one is just rank.

And just to show I'm not hating, the first girl in your friend's big girls thread wasn't so bad.

01-14-2011 , 01:29 PM

#2020

lesmurphy7 ver2.0

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Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 553

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGunslinger

Les, just put [*spoil][*/spoil] around the IMG links (without the asterisks).

ahhhh ty sir. Will do next time

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiverMustelid

Les - the others I didn't share but could understand.

This one is just rank.

And just to show I'm not hating, the first girl in your friend's big girls thread wasn't so bad.

Completely understand and expect 99% of ppl ITT to share your opinion. No problem sir...when 99% of the population doesn't want these kind of girls, it makes it VERY easy for me to swoop in and pwn them

01-14-2011 , 01:38 PM

#2021

lesmurphy7 ver2.0

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[QUOTE=RiverMustelid;24140697]

Actually Les I am interested in your views on pregnant women? I have a friend who is a serial womaniser on an epic scale. One night we were at a bar and he said he had something interesting to show me, and it was a picture of this heavily pregnant woman he'd picked up that week. I found it pretty shocking - what's your angle? Would you see that as a bit like taking steroids in sports?QUOTE]

lol
I'm probably more into pregnant chicks than most ppl, but they're not exactly my cup of tea. I'm more of butt and boobs guy...not really too into a huge stomach.

01-14-2011 , 01:42 PM

#2022

RiverMustelid

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,424

It definitely had me laughing and remembering a couple of drunken encounters I had sought to erase.

But even as a fan of ladies of size are you not put off by that girl's face? The first picture has me laughing hard even 20 minutes after you posted it.

01-14-2011 , 01:49 PM

#2023

lesmurphy7 ver2.0

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RiverMustelid

It definitely had me laughing and remembering a couple of drunken encounters I had sought to erase.

But even as a fan of ladies of size are you not put off by that girl's face? The first picture has me laughing hard even 20 minutes after you posted it.

I will admit that 1st pic i posted is a pretty horrible faceshot. It's really a huge waste taking more than 5 minutes digging for pictures of her, so i don't feel like actually finding pictures where she looks at her best, when people are going to think she is banged up anyway ya know?

01-14-2011 , 01:50 PM

#2024

squid face

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,811

Les: I love women of all shapes and sizes - you may even say I love you too.BUUUUUT I got to tell you my testicles withdrew all the way inside of me when I took a gander at that one. I am sincerly hoping for a little redemption in tomorrows post!

01-14-2011 , 02:29 PM

#2025

blankoblanco

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les, you are broken. completely broken. there's this part of the woman called the face. i've been told that's actually the first thing a lot of guys notice. it has nothing to do with the first picture being a "bad shot" of her. although fwiw the third one is awful too. and... most of the other pictures you've posted too. they are just not pictures that a guy who regards the face would post. i can sort of understand the attraction to thicker ladies but it's like you have some sort of face blindness! there are actually girls who are thick AND cute

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